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Shit guys I'm sure you've noticed but this blog is 100% dead as fuck
So here's a shitty Jade-Shang from Mulanstuck which will probably never happen.
((Oh shoot oh man, I have the best anon ever. -fuimhilarious))
TOYSTORYSTUCK PROLOGUE PART I
You are a box. But you are not just any box, no, you are a bank. A bank in an old town down south, where crime is abundant. Seeing as how much crime this town has, you always think that you should invest in better security. However, you cannot, because you are owned by a child who does not yet know how to be smart with his money. But you digress.
You always wonder why you are the main target for crimes. They always seem to happen unexpectedly, but today, you are going to try and predict when the crime will occur. Chances are you will be unable to do anything about being robbed though, just like every other time. If you could feel, you would probably be fuming, but alas, you are a box that cannot feel.
Sometimes though, you like to think that you can feel and move, and when you do, you always imagine putting up a good fight with your nemesis. Now that you think about it, you don't think you remember their name. You feel that remembering the name of your enemy is necessary, but you cannot feel, so therefore, you do not really care.
For the sake of your imagination, however, you try to remember the name of your enemy. You think it started with a 'b'... or maybe it was a 'v'? Was that a wanted poster on the other box in front of you? Speak of the devil, the wanted toy looks just like your nemesis!
Yes, that is most definitely your nemesis. You would recognize that outlandish skin color anywhere. You do not know how aliens fit in this town, but you do not question it, for your owner had wished it so. If only he never offered so much money for rewards. It would really take a toll on you to pay so much for a reward. All you can do is hope that one day your young owner will come to his senses and learn how to properly use his money.
For now, you will simply settle for paying whatever outrageous sum of money he asks you to, because his word is law. Paying doesn't really bother you anyway, since you'd do anything to see your nemesis thrown in jail. Too bad there isn't a jail anymore. You think it was torn up and thrown away the other day. What a shame. Hopefully, your owner will invest in a new one.
You know that idea is as likely as him investing in better security, but again, this is your imagination. Oh, you are getting sidetracked, aren't you?
Back to your nemesis. You are pretty sure their name begins with a 'v'. What was it? You can never remember. What a bad enemy you are. You think their name was along the lines of 'Vista' or 'Vodka', but you are not sure.
Oh goodness, speak of the devil, when did your nemesis arrive?
Goodness gracious, you suddenly remember the name of your nemesis.
> Box: Be Potato head Vriska.
You are now Vriska, potato head and criminal extraordinaire. Not that your owner, Jake, does you any justice. But you are okay with that, because, like you said, he is your owner. You don't need to be sidetracked now, though, because you are going to rob a bank! And this time, you won't be caught by the sheriff.
That's what you tell yourself every time, but you will always have your luck! You would say hope, but you know luck is always more reliable.
Your owner is giving you the go ahead. You are going to 8ring this place doooooooown!!!!!!!! >::::)
From creeperfrog!
((Yes this is gr8. c: -fuimhilarious))
MULANSTUCK I
You are a devoted and forever unnamed soldier of Chinalternia. Despite working hard, all of your deeds will be forgotten over the course of history. There will always be someone more important than you rising up to do the job right, covering for your stupidass mistakes. But even they, someday, will be erased from the past.
Only a spare few will truly be remembered. Those who don't fit the mold. Those who go out of their way to fight for what they believe in.
But that isn't you, so just forget about it. You're an anonymous troll of average blood. Even your matesprit is apathetic about you.
You walk along the stony path of The Great Wall, fighting the urge to crawl into a Recuperacoon and forget your troubles. But you can't. Firstly because there aren't any Recuperacoons on the fucking Great Wall. But also because you are following your duty to the Emporer to watch out for any attackers.
Sol-Yu and his army, to be specific.
You shudder at the thought of ever being faced with him, but quickly put it out of your mind. You continue along the Great Wall when something catches your eye.
A bee?
Impossible. There are no bees in Chinalternia.
But yes, you see a bee. It is flying around the Chinalternian flag up ahead of you.
Your confusion quickly turns into alarm when you hear a large clatter behind you. A grappling hook grips the side of the wall and you nearly fall backwards from the shock and noise. You compose yourself, however, and try not to wet your good armour.
You walk, cautious, over to the edge of the wall and look down. It's black as far as the eye can see.
But you don't have to see far to notice the hundreds of grappling hooks attatching themselves to the wall. You jump- then sprint over to the ladder ahead leading towards a metal basin, where you were instructed to light a flame as a signal for the rest of the people along the Wall.
S: We're under attack!
You hastily climb the ladder, nearly toppling it over in the process. You reach the solid, stony platform where the basin sits. You lunge, panting, at a nearby torch.
You turn around and stifle a gasp.
Sol-Yu stands before you, across from the basin. A swarm of bee2 circles his head. His eyes crackle like blue and red fire. You can even feel the heat radiating from them.
You throw the torch into the basin and it lights up in orange flames. The rest of the soldiers along the Wall light theirs in turn.
S: Now all of Chinalternia knows you're here.
You try to keep your voice steady.
Sol-Yu breaks off the flag that stands proudly atop the wall. He dips it into the fire and the fabric goes up in smoke.
Sol-Yu: perfect.
EB: howdy!
EB: welcome to toystorystuck! :B
TARZANSTUCK: CAST
Tarzan: Jake English
Jane: ???
John Clayton: ???
Archimedes: ???
Kala: ???
LITTLEMERMAIDSTUCK: CAST
Ariel: Feferi
Ursula: Eridan
Prince(ss) Eric(a): Jade
Sebastian: Sollux
King Triton: Gl'bgolyb
Flounder: ???
BEAUTYANDTHEBEASTSTUCK: CAST
Beauty: PM
Beast: WV
Gaston: Jack Noir
Lumiere: Serenity
Cogsworth: AR
Mrs. Potts: WQ
TANGLEDSTUCK: CAST
Rapunzel: Jade
Flynn Rider: Dave
Madame Gothel: The Batterwitch
The Thugs at the Bar: Karkat, Sollux, Tavros, Aradia, Vriska, Terezi, Kanaya, Nepeta
Pascal: Bec
ALADDINSTUCK: CAST
Aladdin: Sollux
Genie: ???
Jasmine: Feferi
The Sultan: ???
Jaffar: Eridan???
CINDERELLASTUCK: CAST
Cinderella: Karkat
The Evil Stepsisters: Vriska and Terezi
The Evil Stepmother: ???
Prince Charming: John
Hello and welcome to Mulanstuck.
PETERPANSTUCK: CAST
Peter Pan: The Summoner
The Lost Boys: The Dolorosa, The Ψiioniic, The Disciple, The Sufferer
Tinker Bell: R??? Lalonde
Wendy: Jane Crocker
John: Jake English
Michael: D??? Strider
Captain Hook: Marquise Spinneret Mindfang
Pirates: Neophyte Redglare, E%ecutor Darkleer
The Crocodile: The Grand Highblood
Mermaids: The Imperial Condesce, Orphaner Dualscar
Tiger Lily: The Handmaid
UPSTUCK: CAST
Ellie: Postscratch!Jade
Carl: Postscratch!Dave
Russel: Jake English
Dug: Bec
TOYSTORYSTUCK: CAST
Woody: John
Buzz Lightyear: Dave
Jessie: Jade
The Aliens: Nakodiles and Salamanders
Bo Peep: Rose
Rex: Tavros
Barbie: Feferi
Hamm: Terezi
Mr. Potato Head: Vriska
Slinky Dog: Karkat
Sarge: Equius
Etch: Nepeta
RC: John's Dad's Car
Andy: Jake English or D??? Strider
Sid: Hussie
Mutant Toys: Aradia, Sollux, Gamzee
Ken: Eridan
HERCULESSTUCK: CAST
Hercules: Equius
Megara: Aradia
Phil: Arthour
Hades: Doc Scratch
Zeus: Eridan
Hera: Feferi
Megara's Past Lover: Sollux