Ass before absolution

kry. 31. Queer.

[justarandomart]

when your dad calls you by your full government name

kinda based off this post

[firefliesnightcore]

*wheeze*

[tamaygou]

The Thieves including Akechi but ONLY by embarrassing him

[whimzycrow]

Jax thingy

[theladyeowyn]

COLOR MEME → @please-dont-pet-the-okapi requested:

The X-Files + winter colors

[gentleroy]

something about pork in their soda?

redraw of stills from @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington 's beautiful animation

[gooseworx]

More freaks for the freak pile.

[my-gender-is]

My gender is Homosexula

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

[windsing5]

And they’re all Vlad

[no-one-offical]

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[quelmdn]

(a snack for long haired!laurent truthers)

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[birdsmybeloved]

I can't stop thinking about this movie

[greseadraws]

tadc and backrooms being in the theaters at the same time was too funny to me, banishing caine to the backrooms

[dogpuppy]

[pulsingvoid]

i can't do this anymore guys. dostoevsky never wrote this. please. can anyone hear me. if you do proper research the earliest version of this quote is from like a 2010 facebook quote with a magenta flower on it. it's gotten so bad that it's even credited to him on goodreads but nobody can source where he wrote it because he fucking didn't. i can't keep seeing this in your web weaves. dostoevsky the author of crime and punishment did not in fact write "you were destined for me. perhaps as a punishment". that is just simply not true. please nod and tell me you understand

[foggyeyes]

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

[pulsingvoid]

@woolfmalice

[acoolguy]

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[candytreedepartment]

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE 1974・dir. Brian De Palma

[stealthnoodle]

Maruki just relived January 2017