[hellbabyfromhell]

“house im coming over. u better not be a novelty flowerpot when i get there”

his dumb ass:

[melynnwaters]

amoeba petplay

[r0zeclawz]

[penisinquisitor]

[penisinquisitor]

[joots-of-travel]

[foreveriallyzombified]

cishet friend: hey man you're looking good lately! what's your secret?

me: ah yeah you know haha i've been on r/skincare a bit and also been, gotta make up for being kinda short haha

cishet friend: haha xD well that's awesome bro but you should lift

me: yeah i use to i'll get back to it

cishet friend: *leaves interaction not weirded out*

(LATER - INTERIOR - UNDERGROUND LGBTQ+ BUNKER)

equally insane as me transsexual friend: ok spill.

me: testosterone cypionate, finasteride, minoxidil, fluoxetine, topical estradiol, concerta, sensodyne, activated gel cleanser, honey almond body scrub, exfoliating gel scrub, thc, cbd, herb mint facial mask, xanax, spf 50+ moisturizer, overeating at night, laying on a bed of needles in the morning to circulate bloodflow, & im lactose intolerant

[doboke-deactivated20230804]

Its a dead body but its chill wants to hang out maybe smoke a blunt

[plantt-pal]

i don’t have a good caption

[mevil]

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

BAGABAHOOBAGAGABABABAAAAA!!!!!!!! *has heart attack and dies*

[iwasarob0t]

lichen lycan. is this anything.

[catsmocha]

We need you to roll me the fattest shit imaginable.

[blazemalefica]

mr dorohedoro himself.

[fleabag-15]

i love this game so much

[odball]

I'm just a male single mother to 2 fruitflys

[skeletalheartattack]

a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

[dasebeleren]

[satyriconmp3]

you're on a race against time when you prepare a hot beverage for yourself. beverages love hurtling towards room temperature, it's a passion of theirs

[akashicrecord]

international chain a twink to a radiator day