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"This is my fucked up cat of a husband" Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu said in unison while pointing at each other.
Shen Yuan being a wandering cultivator stopping by at Shen Jiu’s place for a while, taking care of the bamboo house so he can stay there and he cooks and shit. Yue Qingyuan stops by to deliver SJ dinner one day and SY guides him to sit down, feeding him and talking sweetly and SJ is just hard glaring.
YQY: I’m happy you’ve found something SJ will willingly eat
SY: I know, I know, I love taking care of people and i like cooking
YQY: it’s very good! I understand his liking of it
SY: it’s a shame about the quality of his ingredients, I would get more but I forgot my coin purse
YQY, already emptying his wallet: here; make sure he eats well
SJ glares at YQY as he gets up and leaves with a happy expression, going to snap at SY and just sees his too proud expression before it drops
SY: you uh… don’t care I just emotionally extorted him in front of you, right
SJ, suddenly not so mad as he sees the man instantly shift back to normal: he’s stupid anyways, it’s fine
SY: :D
And this becomes a common occurrence of SY conning YQY out of money, to the point SY can just grab his sleeve and tug on it before he gets a wallet in his hands (YQY just wants to support SJs interests, even if that interest is SY)
Imagine if Cinderella's abusive evil step mother married another woman and Cinderella's new step-step mom was the sweetest person in the world and always stood up for Cinderella and Cinderella fell in love with her then cried tears of blood seeing her evil villain step mother kiss the love of her life. Jiuyuan + Binghe
For Rogue cultivator!SY AU
Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu are having a cute little date in a town near Cang Qiong.
Liu Qingge: *peeking around the corner* How shameless! Did they forget that they're in public now? Take your hand away! *talking about SJ*
Yue Qingyuan: *peeking around the same corner* Yes. He's leaning too close.*talking about SY*
Ning Yingying: *gleefully peeking around the same corner* Yingying thinks it's really romantic!
Luo Binghe: *peeking and pouting around the corner* Why are they even here? Shifu definitely knows that this disciple can cook better dishes than anything offered here.
Ming Fang: *staring at everyone and peeking around the corner* How do we even fit that one small corner?
So. AU when Shen Yuan transmigrates early, as an NPC and ends up as a disciple of the same generation as the PIDW peak lords… on Qing Jing. So of course, he’s been dreading the day when Shen Qingqiu shows up. Except… he doesn’t?
There’s Shen-shidi of course, but Shen Yuan is sure he can’t be Shen Qingqiu! He was so skinny when he joined the sect that Shen Yuan was really worried for his health! He gets embarrassed when accepting hugs! He even got bullied by some of the other disciples until Shen Yuan put a stop to it! No, Shen Jiu can’t possibly be Shen Qingqiu, it doesn’t make any sense. After all if he assumed anyone named ‘Shen’ was a candidate—
Shen Yuan considers it. Is it possible that he’s actually transmigrated as Shen Qingqiu and never realised it? He never had a system to tell him anything, after all. The original goods probably figured out whatever horrible thing Yue Qingyuan did to Shen Jiu that he keeps apologising for and used it to blackmail him!
(Shen Yuan doesn’t want to think what might have happened to Shen Jiu in PIDW if his theory is correct).
AU where SY transmigrates into a lizard spirit and gets captured by Wu Yanzi. He's chained literally and spiritually but is there when wyz meets Shen Jiu and he immediately thinks "Oh I must protect this poor child."
Wyz leaves sy with sj like "make sure he doesn't screw it up". So SY paralyzes QHT so she doesn't get in the way or witness anything, but, uhhhh, she doesn't get out of the fire, oops!
As time passes SY tries to mitigate the damage to SJ's spiritual system and they bond over being captives. When SJ kills WYZ at the IAC, SY is freed, but chooses to stay with SJ because the kid clearly needs him.
The QJPL finds it very auspicious that a spirit lizard (a BLUE/GREEN one, no less) is attached to SJ and it makes his time as a disciple much easier.
Especially when little lizard Yuan communicates to LQG to fuck off and leave his friend alone (LQG is less certain of SJ's duplicity bc of the spirit and harasses him much less though they are never friends. SY also reveals SJ was protecting LQG on that one mission with SQH who is very confused about lizard bro)
SY gains human form when LBH is 15 and he's cultivating in the lingxi caves with SQQ - just in time to help save LQG who is immediately smitten with SY
But sqq is no fool and immediately makes YQY and SQH plan a wedding for him. SY doesn't realize the wedding is TO HIM until the day of when they're dressing him in the red and gold robes. When the tailors came to take his measurements he thought it was for guest clothes bc he had nothing! And he did get a new wardrobe! It's not his fault!
In the end he convinces himself SJ just wanted to keep living together and now that sy has a human form it wouldn't be proper otherwise.
And if they share a bed, well, sy is cold blooded!
I think the funniest thing about the scum villain community (after the creatures) is that before we started calling it jiuyuan, the ship name was shencest. Not because shen yuan and shen jiu are related in any way, but because no one could decide if the ship was selfcest or not
AU where chess is a common strategy game in PIDW and SY is a chess master before he gets transmigrated. Like undefeated and well known in the community. He's probably popular even in mainstream social media because he's a pretty boy with a soft demeanor.
Of course he still reads PIDW and is a massive hater, but he now hides it because he sees it as shameful especially with his reputation of being a kind-hearted person.
Anyway he dies and gets thrown into the novel a bit after the Qing generation ascends. He's just a rogue cultivator or maybe even a demon, not really important. What's important is that he gets bored and misses his old hobby.
He finds out chess is a thing in this world and immediately hops into it again. Sadly, he keeps beating people and no one is a real challenge. So to give himself a puzzle, he picks up other strategy games and gets really good at them too. And after a few years, he is well known in PIWD with his skills in a variety of games.
Enter SJ. Fresh off getting LBH into his peak and STRESSED about how much he sees himself in this child and about how much he hates that fact.
He enters the Warm Red Pavilion and finds some guy playing a game with one of the jiejies. One of those little mind games to entertain the guests, and he's playing against the best one.
SJ watches while he waits for his room and to his surprise the man wins. He immediately gets ready to step in-between because whenever guests win against one of the prostitutes they always get handsy and he knows that particular one doesn't like to do sex work (like maybe she specializes in poetry and dancing instead yk).
Instead of the man getting handsy, he asks for another game, which she accepts with a smile. And now SJ is watching them play with much more interest. After a while the madam comes over and asks if he's interested in their regular.
SJ asks about the man and gets his name and finds out that apparently SY comes to the brothel to play against the ladies and listen to music at times.
SJ keeps it in mind and then leaves for his room. The next time he sees SY is during another trip down the mountain (probably dressed down to not draw attention to himself). This time he was in a tea shop playing go against an elderly man. SY wins again and patiently explains what mistakes the old man made.
The old man accepts defeat and asks him for a rematch. SY agrees, and SJ finally approaches out of curiosity. SJ asks if he can play SY after they're done. The old man says something about how he's probably going to lose anyway and says SJ just takes his turn.
SJ accepts it and sits in front of SY. He thinks it's going to be an easy win, something to stroke his bruised ego. Only for him to get completely annihilated like it was an embarrassing lost for him. (It wasn't embarrassing, he almost won, but he didn't win so obviously it was embarrassing)
SJ expects gloating and nearly crushes his fan in his hand. SY tells him that he was a tough opponent and he asks for another rematch. SJ is confused about the sincerity and hesitantly agrees even though his ego tells him to cut his losses now.
They continue to play multiple games in a row, each one getting longer and longer with each mistake SY explains and helps SJ fix (he doesn't even notice he's taking advice from a man). They continue playing and drinking tea until they're kicked out because the shop is closing.
SY laughs sheepishly and says he didn't even notice the time pass. He asks if SJ is free to play again because it's been the first time in years he's had that much fun against someone else. SJ agrees because he refuses to have a losing streak (and he found it a little fun too).
Eventually it becomes a routine, SJ comes down the mountain every week and plays SY in go until the establishment they're in kicks them out. And because his brain is constantly on how to beat SY, he starts neglecting other things (like abusive LBH and other duties).
And because he's neglecting duties, eventually he has to do a information collecting mission with Shang Qinghua. They arrive at the town and they're tasked with collecting information on a lead of a demon hiding within a festival.
Somehow this leads to SY joining their little info gathering group and finding out SQH is Airplane (he's still somehow unaware of SJ being SQQ because of course he is).
Shenanigans ensue and somehow a sting operation is set up with SY being used as bait. He manages to coerce the demon into a game of chess while he waits for SJ and SQH to arrive.
They play chess. He thinks he'll just stall until the two get there, but halfway through he moves his knight and it ends up near the demon's knight. And with a straight face, the demon takes both knights off the board while claiming "And they're both out for horsie marriage."
Right then SJ and SQH arrive to slay the demon, only to bare witness to SY doing the Xianxia equivalent of shooting the demon point blank with a Glock 19 because surprise surprise that bullshit move pissed off the chess master.
SJ says something sarcastic about not needing to save the damsel (they put) in distress. And then SY asks to speak to SQH privately while dragging him out by the ear.
He continues to interrogate the author because what the ACTUAL FUCK was that bullshit move?! And SQH defends himself by saying he never thought a professional chess player would ever read his stuff, much less play the game in-verse. He tells SY he thought it would be funny if that could happen.
Anyway.
SJ has to pry SY off SQH because he almost legitimately strangles him to death. SY is dragged away, screaming things that'd make even a demon blush, and admittedly, SJ is amused.
They end up in some tea shop, SY muttering about the idiocy of it all in English, and SJ ordering for both of them. He asks what got SY so mad since like this guy has had an unshakable pleasant demeanor until now.
SY makes up some story about how his hometown played chess differently and that he's realizing he doesn't know how chess is played anywhere else. He asks SJ for a guide for playing chess because he doesn't want to overreact like he did before.
SJ agrees in exchange for a guide of how his hometown played chess. The deal was made and after they came back to town they both write their manuals. They exchange them in their next meetup, and SY is muttering about how stupid some of the rules are. SJ finds it very funny as he reads the manual SY gave him, finding that he prefers his version since there was less unnecessary traps.
SJ eventually asks to play SY in a chess game once he understands his version. SY happily agrees and they play over and over again until SJ beat him. SY is over the moon and asks for another rematch, which he gets beaten again. They play a few more times wins alternating until SY grabs SJ's hands and tells him he's in love with him and his massive brain.
SJ is caught off guard and flustered, so he hits SY with his fan and calls him shameless as he leaves to preserve as much face as possible. SY whines about him being unfair and follows SJ while apologizing about the comment.
SJ ignores him and leaves SY alone. He thinks he fucked up until the next time they meet, and SJ brings him a book he been meaning to buy but just couldn't find. SY is about to comment on the gift but SJ shuts him up and hides his face behind his fan. He manages to see the smallest hint of a blush and (shockingly) understands.
They both start exchanging gifts each meetup in silent courting. And surprisingly he hasn't abused LBH since he got there (because he forgets to. he has a boyfriend to worry about thank you very much 🤨), so when the Conference comes, SJ doesn't throw LBH into the abyss.
He still ends up in the abyss but only because MF got thrown in when they encountered MBJ, and he jumped after his shixiong. SY is there because of course he wants to stop the evil scum villain from hurting his little lamb, but he's just standing there like
Because how else is he supposed to react to LBH throwing himself into the abyss to go after MF who was thrown in when they encountered MBJ. Was Ming Fan even supposed to be there????
Also why is SJ in such ornate robes. Why is he mourning? Why are they going back to Qing Jing? WHY IS NING YINGYING CALLING SHEN JIU BABA?! WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING HIM SHIZUN?!!!?!???
Modern AU meetcute where SY gets into an argument for the ages on a shitty webnovel forum with some guy with a super pretentious username/pfp combo.
Their rants back and forth spawn so many copypastas. All eyes in the fandom turn to whatever the fuck is happening other there, people are taking sides, it's getting intensely personal. Two trolls, both alike in indignity, in fair Verona the Discord where we lay our scene. The comment sections are a warzone, and friendships are ending in DMs.
The mods want to ban them, but this is also the most active the community has been in a long time, and frankly, it's more interesting than the current arc of the actual novel, so...
They eventually meet in the course of them both trying to dox each other. It's the most confusing whirlwind romance any of their family or friends have seen in their lives. They announce out of absolutely nowhere in the forums that they're dating.
It does not end the argument that started this.
It goes on for another three weeks, completely dominating the forums and comment sections and community servers, until they both get banned for Shen Jiu making a "credible threat of violence" for saying he's going to shove SY down some stairs alongside a photo of SY's actual stairs at his actual apartment. (That wasn't even the point of his comment! It was 8k about how SY was misinterpreting the themes, why was everyone being so sensitive about that one silly little throw-away sentence?! Ridiculous!!)
The next anyone hears about either of them, they're fucking married. They are, baffling all, very happy together.
One of the things that tickles me about SJ and SY fics is that well, sometimes they're brothers, sometimes they're parent and kid, etc, but the overall vibe is usually consistent like:
Older Bro Shen Jiu: this is my idiot didi, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Younger Bro Shen Jiu: this my idiot gege, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Father Shen Jiu: this is my idiot son, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Son Shen Jiu: this is my idiot father, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Shizun Shen Jiu: this is my idiot head disciple, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Boyfriend Shen Jiu: this is some idiot I've never met before in my life, if any of you fuckers corrupt him I will bite out your throats.
Every Shen Yuan Regardless: please stop threatening to bite out peoples throats, oh my god this is the shit that will get you killed, DO NOT KICK THAT CHILD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU I am trying to save your life here! (」°ロ°)」
Malevolent inspired AU where instead of Shen Yuan taking over Shen Qingqiu's body entirely Shen Jiu still controls the eyes and every cultivation aspect. Do they hate it? yes. Do they have a choice? no. I hope they annoy each other so much they explode before finding a different body for Shen Yuan
They become codependent and annoyingly inseparable later dw
If some of the expressions are weird I'm trying to convey that SJ controls the eyes and the general area around it so that would match his expression while everything else is SY. Which I think would make great comedy material because SQQ would be glaring daggers at LQG but also, with genuine excitement, talk about this new beast he found
Svsss au idea ( I once again will not be writing but feel free to use)
The fact that nobody seems to have any knowledge of what is in the abyss makes me laugh because Shen yuan DOES man was obsessed with the monster and plants of pidw (he is one of those people who realizes the story is trash but can't stop reading because world building, people is me)
Anyway he gets thrown into the abyss instead of the Luo Binghe and instead of dying like most humans would, Shen yuan either bodies the monsters or chases them off or makes them a pet. Oh and the lack of like (forgive me if I butcher this I forget what it's called) pure energy that cultivators well cultivate that keeps them alive, there are plants that simulate that. How does he get to them? Befriends the beings that make it easier to get to obvi.
When Shen yuan finally get back from the abyss.
Random cultivator: we thought you were dead!!!
Shen yuan (confused because he thought anybody could do what he did): but I'm not???
(I feel like this au is funnier if Shen yuan and shen jiu are brothers so that when Shen yuan gets out he has an aneurysm and locks him away in the bamboo house for like a month.
Disciples Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan are constantly on the same wavelength, and they both hate it.
Shen Jiu thinks he's supposed to be so much smarter than Shen Yuan. He's clever, and ruthless, and always three steps ahead of his opponent, so how the hell is this flighty, spoiled little twink lordling with his head in the clouds and his nose in a book always able to see through his schemes?
Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is supposed to be better than the Scum Villain! He's not perfect, no one is, but he's not like that cruel, sadistic, mean-spirited asshole! (Huh? What about his comment history? Cheering for torture and dismemberment is different, okay, he was just saying what everyone was else thinking! (They weren't thinking it.)) So why does everyone give him that look when he chimes in and finishes Shen Jiu's sentences? It's not that he agrees, he just sees where he's going with it! It's just that Shen Jiu is too predictable with his villain dialogue! (He's not.)
They are shockingly effective at shutting down their own and each other's rivals, with a sharp word or a veiled threat.
It's a good thing they always look so mad about it! The only hope their peers have is that they haven't ever deliberately teamed up...
...Yet.
Yue Qi torn between delighted (Xiao Jiu has friend!) to horrified and despondant (and totally not jealous) because he should be the one finishing Xiao Jiu's sentences!
Disciples Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan are constantly on the same wavelength, and they both hate it.
Shen Jiu thinks he's supposed to be so much smarter than Shen Yuan. He's clever, and ruthless, and always three steps ahead of his opponent, so how the hell is this flighty, spoiled little twink lordling with his head in the clouds and his nose in a book always able to see through his schemes?
Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is supposed to be better than the Scum Villain! He's not perfect, no one is, but he's not like that cruel, sadistic, mean-spirited asshole! (Huh? What about his comment history? Cheering for torture and dismemberment is different, okay, he was just saying what everyone was else thinking! (They weren't thinking it.)) So why does everyone give him that look when he chimes in and finishes Shen Jiu's sentences? It's not that he agrees, he just sees where he's going with it! It's just that Shen Jiu is too predictable with his villain dialogue! (He's not.)
They are shockingly effective at shutting down their own and each other's rivals, with a sharp word or a veiled threat.
It's a good thing they always look so mad about it! The only hope their peers have is that they haven't ever deliberately teamed up...
...Yet.
SQH with the popcorn and binoculars "Don't talk to me! My novela is on!" And " I wonder when they're gonna jump each other?"
Disciples Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan are constantly on the same wavelength, and they both hate it.
Shen Jiu thinks he's supposed to be so much smarter than Shen Yuan. He's clever, and ruthless, and always three steps ahead of his opponent, so how the hell is this flighty, spoiled little twink lordling with his head in the clouds and his nose in a book always able to see through his schemes?
Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is supposed to be better than the Scum Villain! He's not perfect, no one is, but he's not like that cruel, sadistic, mean-spirited asshole! (Huh? What about his comment history? Cheering for torture and dismemberment is different, okay, he was just saying what everyone was else thinking! (They weren't thinking it.)) So why does everyone give him that look when he chimes in and finishes Shen Jiu's sentences? It's not that he agrees, he just sees where he's going with it! It's just that Shen Jiu is too predictable with his villain dialogue! (He's not.)
They are shockingly effective at shutting down their own and each other's rivals, with a sharp word or a veiled threat.
It's a good thing they always look so mad about it! The only hope their peers have is that they haven't ever deliberately teamed up...
...Yet.
I think my favorite moment in all of solo leveling is where when Jinwoo is fighting Igris for the first time, and realizes his dagger isn't doing anything so he puts it away and Igris is just like "Oh we doing straight hands?" Drops his buster sword and cape and just smacks Jinwoo into a wall.
omg you're fucking with me the REREAD CHANGES EVERYTHING??
Caught up with novel? Or just rereading the manhwa?