[real-tweets]

[lesbiangunshow]

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

[fukhimthenigetsomemuney]

[borderlinecat-deactivated201503]

[toocooltobehipster]

[iraffiruse]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

[maherschelaali]

Gonna reblog this every time it pops up on my dashboard.

[thetenderpassion]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Put this in the history books

[thisishowilearnedtolove]

[taeminme]

[cuntishhhh-deactivated20140206]

LMFAOOOOO

[mrdragonageherself]

So I just need to get this off my chest:

For me David Kawena from Lilo and Stitch is the ultimate Disney prince because he is there for Nani AND Lilo and even Stitch despite everything that’s going on in their lives. They’re going through some tough stuff. Their parents die and all of the sudden Nani has to be a mom to her sister who is socially awkward and depressed and that’s hard enough as it is and then she gets her this ‘dog’ and everything gets harder and even though she can’t return David’s feelings he’s still there for them through everything. Even aliens. He’s amazing. I was watching Lilo and Stitch with my niece the other day and I cried watching David go through it all. He is the perfect guy. Like I just get emotional thinking about him.

Imagine if you had someone like David in your life - male or female. You would feel like a prince/princess even if you were living with next to nothing.

David is the ultimate Disney prince - even though he isn’t a Disney prince. He should be considered one.

Disney rant - over.

[mamasam]

Reminder that David:

-has no curse to break -does not have a deadline/ultimatum to find a wife -has no financial/social gain from being with Nani -is told ¼ of the way into the movie that Nani is too busy to worry about dating him AND PROCEEDS TO BE HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE ANYWAY.

David’s not a Disney prince because he’s too fucking awesome for that title. 

[ororosmunroe]

AN ACTUAL NON-IRONIC,NON-SELF DESCRIBING NICE GUY. 

A PROPER HUMAN BEING. 

[solitaryparade]

[mozima]

when ur about to roast someone

[feraligatr]

[hoanbee]

[fuks]

[neonslowpoke]

this can’t be real

[dutchstore]

[ronartesian-deactivated20161106]

white nigga was scared as shit. 

[ohitsjustgreg-deactivated202206]

Zaxby’s is lit

[grizzlyblack301]

😂😂😂😂

[besnurched]

@crvstal-petal made a pepe pumpkin and it’s terrifying