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Previously dinosaurfucker. I have no answers Nim, she/her, 30, wife, mother, general shit head 🇮🇪

[mrdragonageherself]

#FINDCian

hey guys it’s been 4 months since Cian McLoughlin went missing from Grand Teton park. Please, watch this video, if you can help look for him, if you are in the park and you’re walking please keep your eyes and ears to the ground for Cian. If you know ANYTHING reach out. And most importantly SHARE if we can get everyone to see this maybe we can find some more information about his whereabouts.

#FINDCian

[mrdragonageherself]

https://www.rte.ie/news/2021/1026/1255833-cian-mclaughlin-missing-irish-hiker/?fbclid=IwAR1xugDP0VGuC4fh8S4IflOb42HkC8e49pQoiogggmF-74FDoGptLjA3hfI

please, please help us #FINDCian

If you’re even in Grand Teton or have been since June 8th please check any pictures you have taken thoroughly to see if you see him in the background to see where he might have been.

[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[youremysunshine8]

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[catfancyceo]

Let's kill this guy with mama.

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[grecoromanyaoi]

roman republic seinfeld au. uhhhh. george wants to name his daughter VII

[grecoromanyaoi]

kramer gets crucified

[grecoromanyaoi]

jerry has an existential crisis when he finds out newman is further along the corsus honorum than he is

[grecoromanyaoi]

elaine considers a career as a vestal virgin

[grecoromanyaoi]

lloyd braun is elected junior consul which haunts george because his parents wont stop bringing it up

[grecoromanyaoi]

kramer accidentally stumbles into a bacchic mystery and after a series of misunderstandings is elected leader of the cult

[grecoromanyaoi]

kramer tries to crowdfund for his consular bid

[grecoromanyaoi]

elaine is shocked to find out her boyfriend's erotic poems are not, in fact, about her, but rather about his other mistress

[grecoromanyaoi]

elaine's disappointed when her boyfriend returns from a campaign in gallia, bc she kind of hoped he would die in battle so she wouldnt have to break up with him

[grecoromanyaoi]

kramer becomes a priest of cybele

[grecoromanyaoi]

wait no kramer is accidentally mistaken to be a priest of cybele n joins the temple n now hes in too deep so he has to spend the rest of the episode convincing ppl hes been castrated

[grecoromanyaoi]

jerry gets exiled to fuckass dacia

[daciancatamite]

kramer tries to get the senate to appoint him dictator

[siennamain]

the way ppl talk about pedophiles/pedophilia is actually a great litmus test about how they see children.

like men enshrining the violence they would inflict for their women, so many people enshrine the violence they would inflict for the idea of an abused child.

it's never about prevention, or breaking the cycle. it's never about the victim. it's about their heroics, it's about reenacting a superhero movie or a cop show.

they aren’t really thinking about protection, they're thinking about how they finally found a spacegoat, and how there's a portion of the population they can inflict their violent desires upon.

[maarrryyym]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[mevil]

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[anarchistmemedistro]

62 8

[technofeudalism]

[g00burr]

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

[anarchistmemedistro]

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[agarthanguide]

Link to the article

We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.

[inzergue]

why did they make this game so difficult

[inzergue]

unfortunately they've now had two

[donniehaspronouns]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.