- Salacious Selections -

A various k//ink and f//etish blog, featuring the a number of faces from across multiple series and origins! Read the information pages; mind the rules. If this kind of content upsets you, be a responsible adult and vamoose.

[fullcoarse]

i fear

what is the context for that gremlin callie

Can't say

but know that the pink cutiesquid is a muse down for among the most things

including things that may involve her mint-colored partner

[fullcoarse]

To that anon--

Not gonna mention the specifics bc that be sensitive materials for most but

She 110% would be

[widestwaistlines]

"Excuse you dear, I've done plenty of girlfriend-y things. I just thought you'd appreciate me being a bit more blunt about it this time instead of dancing around."

She'd be offended if she didn't know how shy and awkward the robot can be as it is. Instead she'll just shrug. "...is an artificial intelligence not allowed to have a crush?"

[fullcoarse]

...Buh?

"I mean, we're both artificial intelligences, technically speakin', I'm jus' the one with a physical medium -- wait, no, that ain't th' issue here!"

Labrys flails in fluster-- not dropping the burger though, that's actually pretty good.

"Yer like-- in like with me?" She asks, baffled. "Since when?! Ya tried ta hijack me, couldn't do it, then ya settled inta' teasin' me and makin' me fat while you've been livin' in my bod!"

Labrys falters for her words, trying to find a right allegory.

"It's like-- havin' a preppy girl bully ya in high school, except mine moved inta' my frame with me! Since when does that denote likin' someone??"

[fullcoarse]

@widestwaistlines replied to your post “Nom! Lilith has a nice, juicy, digital...”:

"You *are* a nice stable home, dear. Your software knows me, and I know all of the buttons I *could* push to make you fun." She just hums and wiggles, happy that her Labby's enjoying the food. "...look, I might be a virus but I do still enjoy safety."

​A bit perturbed as the wicked woman positions herself behind her. Being rather close...

"...So, what's with th' changin' attitudes all of a sudden? Actin' all close an' cozy like this?" Labrys asks, eyebrow quirked. Surely Lilith knows she'd find the turn suspicious. "What, is it so I don't treat ya like a squatter, or somethin'?"

[fullcoarse]

Nom! Lilith has a nice, juicy, digital cheeseburger for Labrys. She actually even made sure it wouldn't balloon her with bloatware or anything, specifically for her dear housemate~

Labrys blinks some. A...dutiful-looking Lilith in an apron was not what she expected to find when she decided to spend some time in her databanks.

"Uh... Thanks, yanno?"

Labrys utters, taking the fabricated good...inspecting it with her antiviral scans several times...and begins munching at it.

"So, ah," She pauses, swallowing, enjoying the sensation of eating and synthetic sense of dopamine release without consequences, "yer...still hangin' around up here, huh--?"

[fullcoarse]

@gluttonygirls replied to your post “Nom! A whole wedding cake for the Labrys-”:

You, entirely you, every bite and taste for you-

"...O-Oh.​"​

Droops visibly.

"I thought...m-maybe somebody wanted ta'...with me..." She mumbles. "Yeah, okay..."

[fullcoarse]

Nom! A whole wedding cake for the Labrys-

"O-Oh, golly... Um!"

Nervously wringing her hands.

"C...Could I know who else this is meant for? P-Pretty please--?"

[fullcoarse]

Nom, Labby, a whole roasted hog!~

Omph!~

"...Hoo... Settles real warm in there..." Nurses her belly with a hand. "Could go fer anothah..."

[randomroleplaymemes-blog]

Send “Nom!” + a type of drink or food and my muse will have to eat/drink it all no matter what it is.

[widestwaistlines]

"Sophia cancel that and find one that'll ship faster!"

This is the girl that had a gold bar delivered to Leblanc, over the internet. The fact that she's choosing to follow standard shipping rates now feels spiteful.

"Before I wind up taking out a building or something at this rate!"

[fullcoarse]

Loading... Loading...

"Disclaimer: Tanaka's Commodities offers no refunds, cancellations, customer support and/or paper trail. All purchases are final and legally exempt of all liability upon confirmation of purchase."

Beat.

"...Mr. Tanaka seems very good at avoiding police engagement."

Makoto, why did you buy from Tanaka expecting reputable service in the first place, stop ducking the blame, yeesh--

[fullcoarse]

@gluttonygirls replied to your post “@gluttonygirls replied to your post “"...H-Heya....”:

She can have all the smooches and snacks she ever wants

​A very happy good girl~

[widestwaistlines]

"Sophie, order the counteragent."

Otherwise Makoto will do it herself. With Sophie pinned underneath her.

...yes it's what the girl wants, but she'll do it to make herself feel better at the same time.

She's the size of a house please rush order it.

[fullcoarse]

Beams, looking perfectly innocent.

"Of course! Please wait a moment while I process your order!"

Eyes briefly resemble the Wii Shop Channel loading symbol...

"...Confirmed! A dose of the Mass Gainer Formula counteragent will be shipped when the next batch becomes available in three to four months!"

Wait-- three to four-- wait, no--

"Thank you for shopping with Tanaka's Commodities!~"

[fullcoarse]

@gluttonygirls replied to your post “"...H-Heya. Welcome back. Had yerself a long day,...”:

*banging my fists on the table because she's too cute aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

​Can she maybe...have a kiss for doing a good job--?

[widestwaistlines]

"Sophie, it's definitely..."

Grrrlghl...bwoomph

creeeak...

"...Sophie did you look at the side effects and duration of that drug please tell me you did."

[fullcoarse]

"Of course I did!~ There is no duration."

Cheery smile!

"The compound's effects will continue to persist until the counteragent available through Tanaka's Commodities is purchased!"

Pause.

"...As Makoto-san didn't specify a time at which she desired to cease gaining mass, said counteragent was never purchased!~"

She's a helper.

[widestwaistlines]

fullcoarse ...And yet, is that a no--?

"Did you order something from Doctor Takemi that will fix it?"

Regardless, she won't say anything about being clung to since she meant to do it in good faith.

[fullcoarse]

"...I'm very sorry, but I can't process a new request until the current one is completed."

Respectful bow.

"Please submit your answer in a 'yes' or 'no' format."

[fullcoarse]

gotdammit inch, I come here to see cute fatties and be horny, you can't just hit me with a GFE drabble like that and make me feel things-

My power is beyond your understanding--

[fullcoarse]

"...H-Heya. Welcome back. Had yerself a long day, yeah? I feel ya..."

Awkward cough.

"So, uh, was havin' a bit a' free time to myself here, and figured-- I'd try cookin' somethin', y'know? N-Nothin' too crazy, just-- threw a roast on, that's all. Some sides an' fixin's here an' there..."

Nervously wrings her hands.

"Why don't'cha...have a seat at th' table? Lemme know if it turned out alright...?"

"Chopped down th' boar for th' pork shoulder myself!~"

...Almost. She almost stuck the ladylike wife landing.