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I write TGCF fics and I have a ko-fi if you think I deserve money for existing

[fixaidea]

TGCF Character Name Pronunciation Guide & Tip on Pronouncing Different C…

[catboymuqing-moving]

I’M HORTONS?

[sphereshots]

[fantashic]

[sobeautifulorsowhat]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[enkephalinpilled]

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”

[bernard-jackson]

[strange-aeons]

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[strange-aeons]

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[zillychu]

hey guys check it out I can do a frontside 180 with my stomach haha

[zillychu]

hopital

[zillychu]

just 4 u. I braved Phone Art while on Turbo Morphine (I think they called it dilaudid. it's Turbo Morphine 2 me)

oh ur super flexible? yeah well lmao can u do THIS??? (throws up and dies)

[zillychu]

u know in retrospect my stomach shrimping wasn't even the worst part so far. it was the tube that went to third base with my floppy ass cardia. through my sinuses. just straight up cockwarmed a silly straw all the way thru my esophagus for 2 days

[zillychu]

I'm a fool. a fucking fool. an absolute clown. do u know what happened minutes after I posted this.

I found out my body cannot handle opioids.

my muscles lock tf up and deliver the worst pain imaginable in every direction at once. I can't describe it. it's not just pain it's the sensation of every disgusting awful flu ache you've ever experienced in your life condensed into one square inch of your body, all over your body.

do u know what alternatives hospitals have to opioids? HA, HAHAHA

they don't

[zillychu]

GUESS WHOSE HOSPITAL IS GETTING HIT BY A TORNADO

[zillychu]

made the saving throw 😎 not today, Satan

[zillychu]

Y'ALL WILL NOT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT BIOLOGICAL PROCESS STARTED LITERALLY THE DAY BEFORE SURGERY

[zillychu]

THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING TORNADO

[zillychu]

I'd love to say this has been an educational experience, but unfortunately I run on Spite and simply vow to torture my blorbos even more now

which is saying something while being in the Vivisect the Half Dead Child fandom

[zillychu]

I LIVED BITCH!!

Stomach is back where it should be, I got some guts stapled and skin glued, and recited Dexter's Lab every time the nurses mixed powdered medicine in with my applesauce. I'm bored of drinking ramen and watching Resident Alien reruns so I'm gonna peruse the tags!

I cannot tell you how many times I unironically gazed into the middle distance and thought this

I've learned things can be true and also a shit post at the same time. unfortunately

starting to think maybe I've been saying this too much all my life and karmic justice just backed up in the pipes before exploding. still gonna obliterate those twinks tho. get back here Siffrin I'm not done with you yet

this guy is getting the true moral of this story

I HAVEN'T IN YEARS so either the AO3 curse has a disconcerting half-life, or it extends to discord servers and Google docs. both are horrifying and deserve a federal grant for further investigation

you and me both! isn't nature beautiful

you've made me realize my most recent fic in my gdocs is in fact the darkest thing I've written. so maybe all the ppl in the tags claiming AO3 curse aren't as wrong as I've been thinking they are

god's a bitch and I'm into omegaverse

I feel like I should get a medal for enduring something so fucked up that randos on the internet think I must be lying. yeah bro me too

did I stutter

[zillychu]

honestly the worst part about all of this is the fact that I can't watch Murderbot. I want to so bad. but I refuse until I'm feeling halfway alive again

fuck life. I give myself lemons. AO3 on hospital Wi-Fi

you do not. like emphatically, I don't think that's a great idea

I'd say I'm sorry but tbh this seems very on theme for ISAT so

THANK you I need everyone to remember I'm a gamer first, god's favorite crusty sock in the bottom of the drawer second

the ARE a lot of people in the tags calling me Jesus Christ

I'll admit that one's on me. when I started being unable to eat anything, my first thought was not "stomach straight up saying the abdomen's haunted"

I hate that I was actually considering getting white haired anime boy haircut right before all this happened. could you fucking imagine

don't carbon date me like this

Rascal Flatts was right. life is a highway and it's riding me all night long

[fillianore-moved]

so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

[shitpostingkats]

I love how in Leverage there's Nathan Ford, The Mastermind, who's very chess coded and own chessboards and makes lots of chess metaphors. And then, in one episode, we meet his father, and someone makes a chess related jab, to which Nate offhandedly remarks "No, dad's game is three card monte." And then the whole episode is themed around that.

This, to me, implies that in the leverage univere, super geniuses just pick one game and structure their whole schtick around that. There's a criminal mastermind out there who's schemes are based around bridge hands. Some super thief is out there robbing the london archives while making nonstop monopoly quips. Somewhere in the world there is the ringleader of a merry bands of crooks who's just really, really into uno.

[alaric-greyson]

This adds a whole other level to The Juror#6 Job.

Sure Parker needs to learn about people, but Nate's just found someone is using his chess theme as a Mastermind. That can't stand! He's the Chess guy

[animate-mush]

I wanna meet the guy who speaks only in metaphors pulled from Spirit Island

[abigailspinach]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[shitpostingkats]

I love how in Leverage there's Nathan Ford, The Mastermind, who's very chess coded and own chessboards and makes lots of chess metaphors. And then, in one episode, we meet his father, and someone makes a chess related jab, to which Nate offhandedly remarks "No, dad's game is three card monte." And then the whole episode is themed around that.

This, to me, implies that in the leverage univere, super geniuses just pick one game and structure their whole schtick around that. There's a criminal mastermind out there who's schemes are based around bridge hands. Some super thief is out there robbing the london archives while making nonstop monopoly quips. Somewhere in the world there is the ringleader of a merry bands of crooks who's just really, really into uno.

[doctortreklock]

You’re right. In the finale, Nate says that Parker turns the problems over in her head until it lines up (sort of like a safe lock as well). “It’s not the way I think,” he says.

[shitpostingkats]

I love how in Leverage there's Nathan Ford, The Mastermind, who's very chess coded and own chessboards and makes lots of chess metaphors. And then, in one episode, we meet his father, and someone makes a chess related jab, to which Nate offhandedly remarks "No, dad's game is three card monte." And then the whole episode is themed around that.

This, to me, implies that in the leverage univere, super geniuses just pick one game and structure their whole schtick around that. There's a criminal mastermind out there who's schemes are based around bridge hands. Some super thief is out there robbing the london archives while making nonstop monopoly quips. Somewhere in the world there is the ringleader of a merry bands of crooks who's just really, really into uno.

[gnar-slabdash]

The Juror Number 6 gloat but instead of a chess piece he’s just holding up a “Reverse” card

[fullmetalpotterhead]

Incredible tags by @providing-leverage

[shitpostingkats]

I love how in Leverage there's Nathan Ford, The Mastermind, who's very chess coded and own chessboards and makes lots of chess metaphors. And then, in one episode, we meet his father, and someone makes a chess related jab, to which Nate offhandedly remarks "No, dad's game is three card monte." And then the whole episode is themed around that.

This, to me, implies that in the leverage univere, super geniuses just pick one game and structure their whole schtick around that. There's a criminal mastermind out there who's schemes are based around bridge hands. Some super thief is out there robbing the london archives while making nonstop monopoly quips. Somewhere in the world there is the ringleader of a merry bands of crooks who's just really, really into uno.

[wild-fleurs]

Parker’s game is the floor is lava lol

Even with a broken leg

& there’s so many more options I couldn’t easily find (like the gif of Parker jumping off a balcony & landing on Eliot)

[fullmetalpotterhead]

I know this is a joke but there is something to be said about Parker’s mode as a mastermind to survey first what she’s expected but not allowed to do (walk in the lava/run the con in the expected way that will get you caught) and then taking note of her environment and how she can utilize it and the tools it brings her to get the job done.

Floor is lava is a game about knowing your skills and ability to use what’s around you. If you overestimate yourself, you’ll miss a jump and fall into the lava. If you’re too cautious though you’ll fail for not staying moving. The best players create lots of routes for themselves to dart onto at any given time, choosing the best route based on where other players are to avoid getting locked up and easily creating new ones when backed into a corner.

[shitpostingkats]

I love how in Leverage there's Nathan Ford, The Mastermind, who's very chess coded and own chessboards and makes lots of chess metaphors. And then, in one episode, we meet his father, and someone makes a chess related jab, to which Nate offhandedly remarks "No, dad's game is three card monte." And then the whole episode is themed around that.

This, to me, implies that in the leverage univere, super geniuses just pick one game and structure their whole schtick around that. There's a criminal mastermind out there who's schemes are based around bridge hands. Some super thief is out there robbing the london archives while making nonstop monopoly quips. Somewhere in the world there is the ringleader of a merry bands of crooks who's just really, really into uno.

[hawkster359]

So Sophie's game is poker, right, cemented for me in lev:red 2x12 The Museum Job where she just sits at that poker table playing with the chips as she's recruiting Billy. She's all about the bluff, the mind games, not so much misdirection as looking your opponent directly in the face and telling them they're wrong with so much force that they believe you.

Breanna is Spirit's Ruse, which is a cop-out but also true. She represents a game with a fan base, but also a story, something high-profile that people relate to. She runs cons based on audience buy-in, on this parasocial basis that goes way beyond the mechanics of the con itself.

Hardison runs cons like a video game - also a cop-out, also true. This one is literally explicit - The Gold Job, 4x16.

Harry's game, by this logic, has to be pool, because that's the game he's playing in the con he runs in lev:red. I guess it's about finesse, lining up shots, and I can definitely imagine an extended metaphor between pool and being a lawyer? idk, help me out here gang

Someone in op's comments said Parker was a Rubik's cube, and I am fascinated to know the source of that bc, like, yeah. I love that for her.

But y'all. Eliot doesn't run cons, at least not by choice. You know what his recurring game is? The one he only loses at if he wants to, because he can read his opponents so well and has a perfect understanding of the right way to beat every scenario?

It's freakin' rock-paper-scissors xoxo

How do I explain to you people that interracial relationships are okay

Not every white person dating a POC is fetishizing. White people can be respectful and responsible when it comes to culture and relationships and not everyone has bad intentions.

Asian people can date Black people without you saying shit like “your kids will be so pretty” they’re not dating for pretty kids. They’re dating bc they like each other.

Someone can dress their partner in clothing from their culture if they want. Someone can take their partner to cultural events if they want.

People in relationships can share cultures, experiences and love without it being toxic or skin deep.

Their partner isn’t culturally appropriating. Their partner is being shown the ultimate form of love, bc their partner trusts them and loves them enough to share their history and heritage.

Yeah, dating someone from your culture is nice bc you automatically have similar experiences. But you’re not limited to dating people with the same experiences. Loving someone is sharing and growing and being together.

Interracial relationships aren’t always toxic, and some of y’all need to stop projecting onto other people.

[spoonoftar]

👆 THIS 👆 👏👏👏

[the-real-gingakid]

Calling ineterracial relationships toxic or fetishizing just seem like anti race mixing or racism with extra steps

[skyhon]

This reminded me of this

[punkrorschach]

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

[punkrorschach]

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

[black-quadrant]

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

[anonpolls]

A strange genie appears and has an offer for you. You’ll be cured of all, you’ll have a stable job you’re happy with, and you’ll basically just live the best life you can imagine. However, there’s a catch—you’ll have to relive one specific grade level from middle or high school (the genie is American).

Which would you pick?

6th grade

7th grade

8th grade

9th/freshman year

10th/sophomore year

11th/junior year

12th/senior year

decline the magician’s offer

none, i am the magician

answers to the magician

Remaining time: 1 day 23 hours

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[malinanan]

A chapter from my fancomic about Hua Cheng and Blackwater that I adore✨

I love the bits of their interactions in the novel and the hints about how long they've known each other and what their interactions are like in private. This was one of the main reasons I wanted to make this comic🥰

If vou're interested in a physical copy of this comic, you can order it here💕

[diasdelfuego]

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

[my-tardis-sense-is-tingling]