Best Sassy from Tonight
AHG:Do you travel? BM:Answers the same as last time. AHG:Hey, do you travel? Me:I just got back from NYC. AHG:Did you kayak down the Hudson? Me:Do I look like I fuckin canoe? Everyone in the bar gasps... BM=Bar Mate giggles, and turns around to hide the fact. AHG=AssHole Guest says "I think so." Me=Me with my back turned to him the whole time gave ZERO fucks.














