Ronald Weasley @fullyleftcollective - Tumblr Blog

May 6, 2017

It's weird to think of the future. I'm writing this on above date btw. It's weird to think of because I'm probably going to be whole different person by now. I will forget about this post for sure. But I could even not be alive idk something may happen it's weird to think of.

#words fail #i like doing these #happy 21st to me

May 6,2017

I'm making this post because I'm wondering if anyone would still use tumblr now

#17 #may 6 2017 #legit #happy 21st to me

May 6, 2017

I'm scheduling this to be posted sometime in 2021. Hello me. You may have forgotten about this post or not Idk. You may be in a sticky situation right now or maybe everything's going well. Anyways just keep your hopes up and take care of yourself. Everything's going to be ok. Don't do anything stupid and enjoy your friends.

#happy 21 years #21 #2021

hello dear friend

#hello #i am here #good morning #i feel weird today

tranarchist

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w0wls

When the effects dont load right

squidbroom

not to be too controversial but like…. the future is bullet proof, the aftermath is secondary

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Same. (via matsuda98)

jhameia

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

30-minute-memes

A red flag

ftafp

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

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*calls housephone and leaves a message* hello cats … how r u so far. sorry we had 2 leave u alone today…we will be back

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kentuckyfriedfungus

No u

unlikecharlie

This is the moST ADORABLE THING OML

sparkytheandroid

the slogan for campbells soup in the 80’s was just “Soup is Good Food” and i wanna meet the young hotshot pussy destroyer who came up with that one

sparkytheandroid

adobe-outdesign

Old slogans were just… like that. My personal favorite is Steak n’ Shakes’ very descriptive “It’s a meal.”

we’re not saying that it’s a good meal, just. A Meal. no fucking false advertising here folks

emjineer

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.

emjineer

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

marry-and-mirthful

Storu

emjineer

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.

She bought a ticket and pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit. Literally no one even questioned her.

She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office. She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.