HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Can you imagine being pregnant in Zero G. Like you barely feel any back pain from the baby weighing you down, because it can't weigh you down. You're big, and its hard for you to glide past things without bumping into them.
Although, it makes giving birth much harder. You can't use gravity to help push it out, no matter if it's eggs or an alien or an actual baby. God forbid it's something huge. All you can do is grip against something on the wall and push as hard as you can, moaning throughout each effort.
imagine seeing your sub stretched out in the sunlight, peacefully reading a book, wearing your tshirt which is a size or two too big on them but makes them look wonderful anyway, and knowing that soon they'll find out that your recent breeding sessions have had consequences
I kinda wish you were carrying my babies. I want to make you swell with my triplets. You would get so large and swollen and your belly would ripple and writhe with life. I want to live to keep you pregnant! 🤤
triplets?! that’s a loooot of baby to carry but i’m sure i could manage 🥰
we always talk about how i was made to carry your big babies but you were made to give me those big babies. you were made to make me look like this, made to give me my big, heavy belly. made to make my breasts full with milk, made to make me breathless and turns my walks into waddles… <3
Woman who "accidentally" gets pregnant even though she was on birth control (she wasn't) and they used condoms (with holes). When she says she wants to keep the baby, her partner is totally supportive. Then, by "totally freak accident" she has six babies (she was getting fertility treatment). The doctor recommends multifetal reduction in order to go from six babies to maybe 2 or 3, but she absolutely refuses, regardless of what the doctor says.
At home, they're cuddling on the couch, the partner leaning their head on the woman's belly and kissing it while she rubs where the skin is bare.
"I just think it's so amazing how my body can do something like make six babies," she says as though she's saying it to no one in particular. "And, hell, I am my body. I think I'm amazing!"
The gentle kisses they've been doting upon her belly turn into lurid licks across the mound, already so firm so early into pregnancy. Six babies, inside her. They agree. It is amazing. It's sexy.
"Don't you want to see how amazing my body can be?" she asks, now directed straight at them, eyes all innocent and intoxicating.
"I do," their partner says, and they stay trailing kisses lower and lower down her body until they reach her clit, only to immediately suck hard. She shrieks, her legs shooting straight up around they in surprise, but settles into the bliss as they begin eating her out in earnest.
She grabs their curly hair and lets herself enjoy this as a celebration of her plan coming to fruition. Plus, god, how can she not enjoy getting eaten out when she has six fucking babies inside of her?
Oh how can I forget masc 2000's culture?? Layered long sleeve shirts + graphic T's, frosted tips, vests, jerseys, baggy pants. And pregnant mascs can have a little body glitter too if they want. As a treat
You were quite different from most women. Most women got pregnant and remained pregnant until it was time to give birth. Having sex during their pregnancy didn’t change that one bit.
But not you. It was a condition you hadn’t even known you had, or was even medically possible. But it was your reality. Even though you were already pregnant, every time you had sex, the cum entering your body managed to produce another child in your womb.
It had frightened you deeply the first time it happened. You and your husband had been trying to start a family for a while, and you had finally managed to get pregnant. You had terrible morning sickness for weeks and when your health began to at last improve, the two of you slept together again. Your husband didn’t bother to use a condom. After all, why bother, when you were already pregnant?
i wish pregnancy pacts were like...magically binding contracts. I wish they forged permanent, life-long connections between your wombs.
you make the pact young, probably in middle school or high school, that's when most pregnancy pacts are forged. at a sleepover, you and your friends make a promise that when one of you gets pregnant, the rest will too. you're all young, you don't know any better, the only thing you're thinking about is how fun it would be to have babies at the same time as your friends. it seems like a great idea, none of you will ever have to go through pregnancy alone. you giggle about it a bit, fantasize about what it would be like, discuss baby names, but don't really put much stock in it. pretty soon, you've forgotten all about it.
years down the line, after you've all grown up and mostly gone your separate ways, and you see that one of them has made a pregnancy announcement on social media. you leave a comment congratulating her, and move on with your life. a few weeks later, another posts the same thing. funny coincidence, that two of your old friends ended up pregnant at the same time. you congratulate them and move on. not even a full week after that, two more have announced their own pregnancies, and it doesn't really feel like a coincidence anymore. come to think of it, you've been feeling pretty exhausted lately, your cycle is definitely more than a few weeks late, and that stubborn bloating at the base of your stomach just won't go down.
turns out it doesn't matter what kind of birth control you use, or how careful you are. it doesn't even matter if you never have sex. if one womb in the pact is seeded, the rest are too. it only takes one of you being careless, or selfish, or even unwillingly impregnated, and the rest of you are stuck growing round with child alongside them. There's no way to prevent it, no way to reverse the pact.
you reconnect with all of them and form a group chat to compare bump photos, cycles, and due dates. trying to make the most of a bad situation, you set up maternity photoshoots and schedule sleepovers and spa days. it takes a while to get everyone on board, but eventually you do, though with varying degrees of excitement. you're hoping you can all at least enjoy your pregnancies together like you originally planned when you made the pact at that sleepover all those years ago.
maybe you all go into labor at the same time too, at one of your many sleepovers. or maybe your labors are staggered but you'll always give birth at the same time, so one of you might be left laboring for days while the others nervously wait for their own contractions to hit. either way, you get to share the experience with all of your friends, just like you wanted all those years ago.
for a while, it's nice. fun, even.
but when you're several babies deep, each of you overworked and exhausted, that one friend who "doesn't believe in birth control" sends a photo of her most recent ultrasound to the group chat. your phone explodes with furious texts as everyone berates her for getting you all pregnant again, when you're still recovering from the last baby, but you can only stare in horror at the sight of three distinct shapes on the ultrasound.
god, your reckless breeding tag. makes me wanna do it. makes me wanna throw away all my reservations and install grindr again, make my name "hit it raw" and wait for some beautiful strangers to come by and roll the dice on my sleeping uterus. i get mixed info on whether T lowers your chance of conception or not, but i'd be taking enough loads that it wouldn't mater eventually. play dumb for a few months until i end up just as round as the girls at my work about to go on maternity leave, touch myself knowing i'll never track down the father...
you make me want to make some bad decisions, that's all. :)
do it do it do it
wouldn’t it be so fun, having hook-up after hook-up, knowing that any one of them might be the one to knock you up? everyone around you watching as you grow too big for your clothes, knowing you were too horny for your own good? rubbing your massive, round belly, knowing that your womb took a total stranger’s cum and turned it into a couple of healthy, heavy babies?
The one and only time I posted something negative about Taylor Swift, I got more anon hate than I have collectively gotten from TERFs in two years of this blog existing
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