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Looking for html/css tasks

the_kid [[email protected]] entered the room.

the_kid: Please check my portifolio http://www.webking.com thanks.

the_kid: Tell me if you are interested, looking for new tasks

person_1: i hope you're jokin

the_kid: I don't need your guys opinion to know its the best site ever.

person_2: are you that man with the crown ?

the_kid: yes

the_kid: web-king

the_kid: duh

the_kid: Maybe you think my design isn't that great, but atleast im wearing a crown and you arent.

person_3: your the king of the 90s? the_kid

the_kid: Yes

the_kid: My wife made http://yvettesbridalformal.com/

the_kid: I learned her webdesign

***person_3 is blown away by the_kid links

person_3: ooo

person_3: it make noise too

the_kid: obviously you people have no clue about webdesign

person_2: LOL

the_kid: I got interested in php too.

person_2: wow, show us your PHP code

person_3: i bet that was when your learning css

person_3: the_kid

the_kid: yes?

the_kid: You could all flame at my designs, but I bet none of you guys are wearing a crown right now.

the_kid: I am.

the_kid: I also made http://www.douglasstewartbooks.com/

the_kid: he payed me 500$

person_3: for real dude?

the_kid: yes

person_3: or your just googling up old site

the_kid: No I made it. look at the source

the_kid: You know the differene between you and a good webdesigner?

the_kid: The good webdesigner is probably wearing a crown while coding.

person_2: you rock

the_kid: I know, ofcourse I rock.. I wear a crown

person_3: the_kid, you have your name in the source?

the_kid: How could someone wearing a crown not rock..

the_kid: yes, Alan

person_3: :)

person_3: you do rock lol

the_kid: person_3: meta name="author" content="Alan W. Hinden":

the_kid: meta name="reply-to" content="[email protected]":

person_3: in your 50s? the_kid?

person_3: or hitting 60s now?

the_kid: I am 58 now

the_kid: But who cares about age when you're wearing a crown.

person_3: yes, then you are the king :)

person_4: the_kid: your from NL, the guy with that site is from the US

person_4: case closed?

person_4: and *you're

the_kid: wrong, I moved to the netherlands 2 years ago

person_1: yet you still operate a business in las vegas

person_4: and forgot to update contact info?

the_kid: but thats kinda private because my wife got ill

the_kid: people can still contact me trough [email protected]

person_1: now you're comitting fraud

the_kid: Who cares I commit fraud, I'm wearing a crown.

person_1: lol

person_2: lol

person_3: hmm

the_kid: person_4 person_1: you guys are just jealous

the_kid: And I bet none of you is wearing a crown.

person_1: dude

person_1: i'm wearing a crown right now

person_1: i always wear a crown when on IRC

the_kid: Then you are a good webdesigner too

person_1: yeah

the_kid: who cares if you can write nice css and xhtml

the_kid: if you wear a crown

person_1: a crown speaks a thousand words

the_kid: more like a thousand lines of code

person_1: i also wear a cape

person_1: do you wear a cape?

person_3: are you broke now? the_kid

person_5: that site made with MS Word?

person_1: all professional sites were made with MS word

the_kid: excactly

the_kid: exactly*

the_kid: person_3, I am not broke, I also work as programmer

person_4: the_kid: twitter about us please from your account :-)

the_kid: sure

the_kid: its been a while since I twittered something

person_5: woot nice

person_1: what's your twitter account?

the_kid: @the_kid

person_3: the_kid, you understand wha person_4 said? the_kid

the_kid: I do person_3, I am not a retard

the_kid: I know I am not the best webdesigner alive..

the_kid: Though I wear a crown

person_4: the_kid: beauty is in the eye of the beholder

the_kid: Try improving dijkstra's algorithm. (like I did)

the_kid: C and Assembly are way more fun

person_1: This WebSite Designed, Developed & Maintained by:

person_1: ALAN W. HINDEN

person_1: Web King Internet Services, LLC

person_3: lets see you tweet :)

person_1: http://www.greenenergyeconomyplan.com/

person_4: the_kid: C and ASM C C C, C is great no reason to increment it

person_4: hehe :-)

the_kid: you aren't wearing a crown are you, so you should just be quiet

person_4: why would i?

person_5: i sit on a throne

the_kid: Because a crown is awesome

the_kid: m mode

the_kid: People who actually believed that I am the webking aren't really clever

the_kid: person_1 and person_4 were.

the_kid: Im just a 16 y/o webdesigner :3

person_4: was fun anyway :-)

the_kid: =)

the_kid: Really I can only code C, C, HTMl, CSS, JavaScript and PHP

the_kid: well I can write queries.. but that doesn't mean I can write MySQL

person_4: you would be awsome if you did x86 asm too

person_1: real men code their sites in x86 assembly

the_kid: I code in Vim

the_kid: well as an editor

the_kid: just html and CSS :3

brian: person_4 are you from Poland?

person_5: i code in a silicon wafer

person_5: using lasers and sh&ts

person_4: brian: romania

brian: person_4 you play poker?

person_4: nope

the_kid: person_3.. I am not the webking -__-

person_4: the_kid: drupal?

the_kid: whats with drupal?

the_kid: thats a cms right

person_4: yes, if you code in drupal, if not check it out, might change your career

person_3: the_kid, so your not alan?

the_kid: no ofcourse not

the_kid: im 16..

person_3: hmm

person_3: its your dad?

the_kid: i wish

person_3: so whats yours twitter?

the_kid: MY twitter is @the_kid

the_kid: ;p

the_kid: I just ordered http://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Inc-Regal-Crown/dp/B002YDGR3A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1305382732&sr=8-1 btw

the_kid: whats your twitter?

person_3: link?

the_kid: @the_kid

the_kid: http://www.twitter.com/#!/the_kid

person_3: haha

person_3: you tweet

the_kid: I do

person_3: what are you doing in netherland?

the_kid: I live there

the_kid: thats why most of my tweets are dutch ;p

* the_kid ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Leaving)

#html #css #tasks #crown #cape

Doctypes are not needed in HTML

the_kid [[email protected]] entered the room.

the_kid: hey guys, http://x.x.x/x/, why is the "Settings" thing at the bottom? it should be in the blue bit in the muddle, in the right side ;/

the_kid: middle*

person_1: `doctype @ the_kid # you need one

bot: the_kid, The list of W3C doctypes can be found here: http://www.w3.org/QA/2002/04/valid-dtd-list.html - HTML 4.01 Strict or HTML 5 is recommended.

person_2: You also need to be made aware of divitus and how HTML works.

the_kid: that has nothing to do with it.

person_1: lol

person_2: Gotta love people who ask what's wrong then insist that your explanation "has nothing to do with it"

the_kid: it doesnt.

the_kid: never used doctypes, their not needed

the_kid: and is not what is causing the problem

person_2: A valid doctype declaration is alpha and omega. Without it the browser cannot process the HTML document correctly.

the_kid: sure it can't

person_2: If you think otherwise then you're utterly ignorant.

the_kid: now can you help me with the REAL problem or not?

person_2: Add a valid doctype declaration, fool!

person_2: Debugging without one is a waste of time.

person_2: http://diveintomark.org/archives/2003/05/05/why_we_wont_help_you/

the_kid: ill go add the doctype

the_kid: but it has nothing to do with that.

the_kid: There

the_kid: nothing fixed

the_kid: happy?

person_2: Considering you ignored the reccomendations, more like satisfied.

person_2: Next step: http://x.x.x/x/x/x/x

the_kid: Fixed.

person_2: By removing the doctype? Heh.

the_kid: no

the_kid: the doctype did nothing

person_2: You just don't get it do you?

the_kid: yes

the_kid: i what i get is

the_kid: that doctypes are not needed

the_kid: and are just a waste of type

the_kid: and need to be removed from HTML

person_2: You fixed nothing. And your HTML has several errors. Not counting the doctype.

the_kid: person_2, still works doesn't it?

person_2: But if you don't want to fix stuff then quit complaining when it doesn't work.

the_kid: and yes i did fix it, because it works how i want it now.

the_kid: what you were telling me to 'fix' had nothing to do with the problem

the_kid: and i knew it

the_kid: so why would i be wasting my time?

person_2: Why would I be wasting mine

person_2: ?

the_kid: never said you should

the_kid: shouldn't be telling people to 'fix' stuff thats not broken

person_2: There's lots of stuff that's broken. The validator tells you that.

person_2: Even more when it defaults to HTML5.

the_kid: HTML5 is win

the_kid: but yeah

the_kid: the code still works

person_2: Then what do you need help with, if it works I mean?

person_2: And if you'd read the channel topic you'd see we handle HTML questions here, not styling.

the_kid: it wasn't working

person_2: And your HTML is a trainwreck.

the_kid: but i fixed it

the_kid: never said it wasn't

the_kid: but it works.

person_2: And with invalid HTML you can't expect CSS to behave properly.

the_kid: never had problems with it.

the_kid: i just commented out a line

person_2: So stop being a retard and fix your HTML - or stop wasting everyone's time.

the_kid: that i shouldn't of

person_2: Good day.

the_kid: rm -rf person_2

person_2: It's been tried before. Access denied.

the_kid: k

the_kid: sudo rm -rf /

person_2: Not in sudoer list.

the_kid: su

the_kid: rm -rf /

person_2: Wrong password.

the_kid: root

the_kid: toor

the_kid: [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo "You live person_2"

person_3: person_2, you sir, are an troll.

***person_2 hands person_3 a mirror.

***person_3 tapes another mirror to his face.

the_kid left the room (quit: Quit: —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n— 3.2 (July '10)).

#dcotypes #html #divitis

Attachment to IE6

person_1: the_kid: You're stubborn. :p I told you twice to put it on jsfiddle.

the_kid: My browser does not load jsfiddle.

person_1: What browser are you using? :o

the_kid: IE 6

person_2: w3m might be better.

the_kid: I am kinda attached to it :/

person_3: LOL

#ie6 #attachment #stubborn #jsfiddle #w3m

Half website for half the price

person_1: people just don't want to pay

person_1: I quoted 4k and they said can't spend more than 2k :/

person_2: person_1: Can't you just tell them they can only have half for 2k?

person_2: Like just cut the website or whatever down the middle and leave half the screen white

person_2: Or slap a giant ad over there. And tell them it'll cost 2k to remove it

***person_1 lolz

person_2: That's what Jesus would do

#half website #half price #half #jesu #pay

Backup a MySQL table with 15 million records

person_1: how do a backup a table that has 15 million records?

person_2: you sing its amazing and hope for the best

person_3: person_2++

#mysql #backup #records

Does PHP Supports HTML5 ?

the_kid: Does PHP support HTML5?

person_1: the_kid, lol?

person_1: the_kid, Can you write HTML5?

person_2:

person_3: the_kid: php does not support html5 unfortunately

person_3: you have to choose something else if you want to support html5

the_kid: but i use wordpress and that uses pp

the_kid: php

person_3: and ?

person_3: so php should support html5 because wordpress uses php ? shall I lol ?

the_kid: the heavys in wordpress seem to think so.

person_3: o yeah

the_kid: the idea of wordpress not supporting html5 is laughable in there

person_3: definitely

***person_3 laughts

#php #html5 #wordpress

WWW is Stupid

the_kid: hahah

person_1: the_kid: what's so funny?

person_2: yes, please explain wuts so funny

the_kid: NUTS!!!

the_kid: WWW is stupid

the_kid: Its a subdomain