I’m a slut for small hauls @funfettifuneralcake - Tumblr Blog

So I told my friends I shoplift and they’re all pretty disappointed but whatever. I don’t feel like lifting anymore, even though the mall near me has so much nice stuff. It’s also got pretty good security. I’m just over lifting and I’m over life but thats a whole other story. I’m logging off this blog so see ya good luck stay safe be gay do crime peace out

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Dear people to use hashtags (aka tags),

Have you know ever thought about NOT using them you know like no

Here’s the thing

They’re out dated and very head ass

It helps antis get into the community and they begin to harassing every one

That’s how that girl on youtube got a hold of the community and made a whole video on us (which has thousands of views)

Many other lifters will block you (including me)

When you repost something and add tags to it , it makes other lifters not want to share their tips because they dont want their content reposted with tags that can be traced

Just stop because its childish what we do is ILLEGAL stop giving people a way to open the community to unnecessary harassment

Side note to side blogs: if you are a side blog dont repost especially if your likes and following is not hidden

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today’s finds!

i also bought an item i really wanted from a locally owned store with the money i saved by lifting clothes from shitty corporations like ūö and i’m so excited about it! i absolutely love it and i’m glad i could spend my money on a company that deserves it

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- multicolored wallet thing 10

- yellow earrings 18

total 28

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reminder that lifting is a crime! it is illegal! if caught you will face serious consequences!

please do not forget that if you’re caught with a booster box/magnet/hook you immediately qualify for a felony charge on the basis that your possession of these tools proves the intent to steal

so do not let your guard down. stay attentive and aware of your surroundings at all times. do not get greedy. !!!know your rights!!! and conceal everything on your person - including your tools and the items you lift.

everyone deserves nice things but nothing material is worth doing time or heavy fines. so be quick to ditch and honestly think about whether or not you really genuinely want that item before you grab it off the rack.

lift bc you actually need/want things not to compete with others or to increase your total! it seems like it at times but it’s really not a competition! the goal is your own comfort and safety! not gaining clout on social media! it’s about providing for yourself and participating in your own form of social protest!

that being said, stay safe! send messages and asks if you want to share ideas! and go fuck over some shitty corporations!!!

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hello.

hi, how are you doing today? its been kind of a stressful day for me. things are pointing in the wrong direction, right now. so many people have been getting caught, including some great people that i know in my discord server. some peoples parents have been sussing, and things are not going great for a lot of lifters. so i just wanted to remind you guys of some things.

Lifting is illegal. Remember this. Don't get sloppy because of it, don't get cocky because of it. You dont need big hauls all the time, baby hauls are perfectly okay and cute as fuck.

don't lift at your job.

don't lift locally repeatedly, or on routine.

be extra careful. better safe than sorry.

lifting is a crime. i think sometimes people forget this. it doesn't matter the morals or the type of system we live in or if it's justified because no matter what our reasoning is, its still fucking illegal.

gut feelings are guardian angels, guys. remember it. stay safe out there.

funfettifuneralcake

has anyone ever flown with their magnets? I’m traveling soon and wanna take mine with me. advice, tips, please?

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update on this: I just went on an international flight with two n52 neo mags. I got home just fine and they didn’t confiscate them. I put them in my check in luggage and I also kept them in a steel container (I used a reusable lunch container lol) because that decreases their magnetic field, which means they’re safer to take on the plane.

🦏 total: $90.50 | 🦏 (seriously?? For 4 things??)

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ANY STORE WITH THIS KIND OF REGISTER DO NOT LIFT FROM IT!!!

Hey guys! I just saw another post about someone lifting from a small boutique and I just want to put the word out again that lifting from small businesses is NOT okay!!

90% of the time small businesses use these types of registers, ones that are powered by Square Cash. They use these because the company isnt big enough to have their own cash system yet.

When you steal from a small business, the actual owner cant pay their bills. Since they buy their inventory, and they also have to hire a whole crew of people to sell it. Which is different from a huge company that has insurance of loss items.

If you lift a $50 shirt, that means the owner may not have gas money to go to their daughters dance recital. If you lift a nice pair of boots, the owner may get the boot out of their store since they cant pay rent.

I included the picture of the woman to remind everyone that small business owners are normal people like you and I. They arent grey skinned men in suits who drive a Benz named Steven. Theyre hard working women who are trying to be successful.

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AND DON’T DINE AND DASH FROM A FAMILY OWNED RESTAURANT ALSO IF YOU ARE GETTING ANY SERVICE FROM A SMALL BUSINESS (landscaping, remodeling, auto repair, etc) PAY YOUR DUES because some people have the AUDACITY to ask for the moon and stars from a small business and not want to pay a single cent (if you do that just know that you’re a stupid bitch)

Lastly remember this: SMALL BUSINESSES ARE FRIENDS NOT FOOD

Thank you for coming to our Ted Talk

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honestly if you (knowingly) steal from small businesses, you deserve to get caught 🤷🏼‍♀️

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🍁 vacation haul | 🍁 total: $30.50

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# shameless self reblog bc it’s a cute haul and I want attention

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hey if any of you guys over 18 wanna join a lifter discord with a few other people (including me) hmu !!!! it's 18+ only! we share tips/ask questions/chat about general lifting stuff.

just send me a message and i can link you. the discord was created by @happylifting !

also, feel free to share this so more people get word! 💛

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Stores: Lüsh, Zümïëz, Hällmärk, Sëphörä, FŸË, Cläïrës, Stärbücks, Säjë, PÏNK, VS

Not pictured: Hollister Underwear $10.50

Total: $1277.50

Story: NO THE MF GUCCIS ARE NOT STOLEN! These bitches are $250. Shoutout to boosting for letting me afford these. I’m already makin that shit back! I love Gucci. Their staff is so helpful and nice!!! Love them 🥰 Their security was so good.

DO NOT LET THIS FLOP!

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y'all if you're 12 years old on this app talking about lifting ..... like??????? go home. ????? finish middle school? like i'm all about minors participating in the sport but if you can't even differentiate between their and there what are you doin baby

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tbf some adults still can’t differentiate but I agree lmao.