LilShawtyLifts

💸 femme fatale // 19 // *roleplay, duh* 💸

[the-lifting-princess]

Fit a 12-pack case of Mike’s Hard Lemonade in my purse! 🖤🖤🖤

[liftcutie]

i hate when one of your non-lifter friends is being careless with something you lifted, and when you tell them to treat it with more respect, they respond with “well it’s not like you paid for it!” bitch, do you know how much time/planning/prep can go into lifting something, especially a high-value item? sure i didn’t pay but i broke the law, risked my record, and probably went through a lot of anxiety to get that shit lmao. it’s still my stuff. treat it with respect.

[liftcutie]

yesterday one of my friends literally tried to wear my michael kors belt to her job without even asking me. she works in a fast food restaurant. “why do you care so much if i wear it?? you didn’t pay for it!” IT’S STILL A MICHAEL KORS BELT

[liftcutie]

and another time two of my friends dropped and carelessly shattered a stila eyeshadow palette of mine. “it’s okay, you can just steal another one” - say the ones who have clearly never stolen an expensive makeup item before. fuck you lmao

[sunshine-shoppy]

oops I did it again..

//total//

$215.00

[grandtheftlarceny-deactivated20]

The “holy shit this is a lot of stuff” haul

🌸 Adäɨrs 🌸  Hand towel - $20 Face washer - $10

🌸 Avȩdä 🌸  Damage remedy restructuring shampoo - $15

🌸 Bäth & Bödy Wörks 🌸  Perfume x2 - $25

🌸 Bɨg W 🌸  Burt’s bees lip balm - $7 Burt’s bees lip oil - $18  Burt’s bees cleansing water - $16 OGX conditioner - $4 Revlon primer - $18 Hair dye - $4.50

🌸 Bräs ŋ Thɨŋgs 🌸  Panties - $15 Waist trainer - $40

🌸 Chocolate shop 🌸  Marshmallow things (not pictured) - $16 Chocolate bar x2 (not pictured) - $18

🌸 Cölȩttȩ 🌸  Wallet - $30?

🌸 Cöttöŋ Oŋ 🌸  Tshirts x6 - $115 Long sleeve shirt - $20 Jeans - $21 Shoes - $30

🌸 Düsk 🌸  Mood reeds refill - $30 Candle jar - $5 Candle - $5

🌸 Häɨrhöüsȩ Wärȩhöüsȩ 🌸  Moroccanoil smoothing mask - $60

🌸 Käthmäŋdü 🌸  Jacket - $160

🌸 Kɨȩhl’s 🌸  Lip balm - $14

🌸 L'öccɨtäŋȩ 🌸  Lip balm - $16

🌸 Lörŋä Jäŋȩ 🌸  Top - $46

🌸 Lövɨsä 🌸  Flower crown - $30

🌸 Lüsh 🌸  Sexy peel soap - $21 Big - $11 Snow fairy - $18.50 Twilight - $20 Ocean salt - $23 Key lime pie - $13 Ultrabland - $18 Amelie mae - $15 Celestial (not pictured) - $30 Vanillary 100mL - $70 Vanishing cream - $40 Skin’s shangri la - $55 Melting marshmallow moment (not pictured) - $5.50

🌸 Mȩccä 🌸  Smashbox lipstick x2 - $60 Apotcare serum - $50 Too faced chocolate chip - $38 Smashbox be legendary liquid pigment - $35

🌸 Mɨŋɨsö 🌸  Eyebrow pencil - $4 Eyeliner - $5Myer 24-hr brow setter - $42 Grooming tweezer & brush - $35

🌸 Pharmacy 🌸  Rosehip oil - $26 Panadol - $12.50 Lip stick - $17 A single eye shadow shade - ? Burt’s bees lip shimmer - $10 Burt’s bees lip balm - $7 Hair ties - $5 Earrings - $16

🌸 Pörtmäŋs 🌸  Top - $70

🌸 QBD 🌸  The Prince - $23

🌸 Sȩphörä 🌸  Shu uemura gel pencil - $37 Goof proof brow pencil - $42 Goof proof brow pencil mini - $12 Precisely my brow pencil mini - $12 Gimme brow+ - $40 Anastasia brow wiz - $38

🌸 Spörtsgɨrl 🌸  Eye like it - $20 Game changer - $13 Wonder brow - $13 Fresh start - $10 Time to prime - $13

🌸 T2 🌸  Matcha 50g - $44 Matcha sticks - $22 Matcha whisk - $54

🌸 Tärgȩt 🌸  Metallix eyeshadow - $10

🌸 The Bödy Shöp 🌸  Hand cream - $6 Lip balm - $9 Lip balm - $6 Shower gel - $11 Vitamin E eye cream - $25

🌸 The Rȩjȩct Shöp 🌸  Oil burner - $4 Lipstick - $2

🌸 VS 🌸  Velvet matte x3 - $63 Panties - idk like $5

🌸 Witchȩry 🌸  Sunglasses - $80 Handbag - $150

🌸 Zɨmmȩrmäŋŋ 🌸  Dress - $550

🌸 Zjöösh 🌸  Lip balm - $12

Total: $2907 

[liftingmoth]

BITCH THAT DRESS 😍😍🙏

[softlifter]

AGREED I LOVE IT OMG

[sunshine-shoppy]

oops I did it again..

//total//

$215.00

[lyftyng]

this is such a pretty haul!

[happylifting]

𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘪 𝘮𝘢𝘶𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘶𝘭 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺✨𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘱 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘮 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘯 𝘨𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 :,( 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 '𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘰𝘶𝘴' 𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 $90 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩? 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘻𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘦 that they just have them out on the floor like that 😭

[shittyidea]

Check if the store alarms work by stealing stuff

[grunge-lifting]

saw both of these today in different stores and i thought they’d make you guys laugh

[starrlifter-deactivated20180819]

Oh dear god

[babelift]

kohls! my friend got caught

hey yall goodmorning. 

So my friend got caught at Kohls and this is where he made mistakes. 

Him (asian/white) and his African American friend who was dressed in an urban fashion went inside of Kohls. My friend recently hot his ears pierced so he wanted new earrings idk. He said he knew the lady in the jewelry section was giving them bad looks the whole time but he continued to slip a pair of earrings in his pocket. They were walking out when two men were outside waiting for them. 

God this is going to sound racist but its not. 

1) Stores automatically target African Americans. They can be wearing a trump hat and it wouldnt matter. the second a black person walks in, LP is on their ass. So, if you are not African American, don’t go lifting with someone who is, because they are an automatic target. Why put a target on your back if you dont have to. 

2) I think his friend made it worse because he was wearing urban stuff. Like I said in my previous tips post, how you dress for the world, will be how the world will judge you. So when his friend dressed up like a member of a gang, LP was given the impression that he was. Even though my friend was dressed pretty neutral, he was still connected with someone who was not. 

3) they didnt dip when they knew someone was watching them. when he got the first signal that the old white lady was giving them bad looks, they should have left empty handed immediately. I’m pretty sure the jewelry section has a button under the counter that notifies LP to check that area.

4) they didnt run!!!! just because LP guys are there doesnt mean you have to comply. if you are outside and see a chance, fuckin BOOK IT!!!!!

When my friend was in the office, he said that the LPs cams were insane. The cams were so good that they could zoom in on his watch and tell what time it was. 

Again my intent is not to be racist in this post. I’m sorry if it does ): just trying to explain how the situation could have been better. 

[liftblrparadise]

I FOUND $80 ON THE SIDEWALK WHEN I WAS HEADING OUT TO GO BABYSITTING!!! AND TONIGHT IM MAKING $105 ONTOP OF THE $80 I FOUND OMG REPOST FOR LUCK💖💖💖💖💖

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

Here, guys. Let’s temporarily extinguish the controversy. Whether you’re anti-Selma or pro black bag, whether you stuff that magnet in your bra or up your ass, we can all bond over the fact that NONE of us are stupid enough to go lifting with this bag. There ya go. We’re all super smart!

Now shut up.

[redhandedlifter-blog]

If you don’t lift with this bag, you’re a pussy.

[citruslifts-blog]

ok but think about it! this shit is in fashion right now. imagine: you go lifting with a clear bag. you conceal on person. someone is sus you stole but looks at your bag and sees no product inside. as long as you don’t act sus and your clothes aren’t baggy i’d assume you’re pretty much in the clear

[gothlifting-deactivated20180402]

PLOT TWIST clear bag is ultimate suspicion deterrent

[princessklepto]

me

[shoplifteranonymous]

"A friend of mine pulled off a huge theft from a computer store. He and 2 other guys made off with 3 laptop computers. Two guys went in and started browsing. The third ran in wearing a banana suit and tackled an employee. The other two grabbed whatever they could and ran for it. Literally nobody noticed them because of the guy in the banana suit!"

[princess-lifter]

What a story

[liftiger-blog]

This is similar to the kind of extreme plans I come up with

[heistology]

Holy shit

[ineverstoleanythinginmylife-dea]

Literally me the last time I went to brandy.... I didn’t end up getting anything cuz Brandy’s one size fits all shit doesn’t fit me

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[lift-fever]

[babelift]

couch story!! dont try this at home

the setting: world market

subject: me, a couchless 20 year old 

victim: dumb ass gullible SA who was a teen and probably high

this took a lot of planning. lots of phone calls. scanning website as to what I want. finding out manager’s name… email… phone… etc

*walks in*

Hi there! I spoke to ___ (manager) about the ___ (model name) couch. 

*shows SA email that I made up that is identical to manager’s email but instead of i it was L*

Email thread went something the lines of 

“Hi I am interested in couch blahbah heres my credit card info”

“ Hi random customer *this doesnt seem fake at all* I will run this through and send you an online receipt”

*shows SA online receipt that I made that was horribly photoshopped*

“yeah so I already spoke to ___ about the couch and she said it would be ready when I got here and I dont have a lot of time could you please help me with it?”

I literally got the DA to put the couch on a rolly thing and bring it to my truck 

I tipped her $10

this was so dumb and Im honestly surprised that this worked. dont try this,, dont be afraid to take advantage of the gulliblness (not a word I know) of shy teens who dont know what theyre doing and will do anything to avoid being yelled at. that sounds horrible but hey…. i have a couch