Fun in Skyrim in 2023 and Beyond

I play on PS4 with no mods.

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The Dragon had some very precise aim

I'm impressed. However, afterwards I found that both the Dragon and the Word Wall were glitched. The Dragon didn't give me its Soul, and the Word Wall didn't give me it's Word. 😔

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"What are you doing with that?"

He said he was cold.

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A friendly vampire fledgling

I followed her to fort... Snowhawk, I think? It was filled with necromancers

She was scared of the necromancers and went invisible before running away and disappearing

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So... it's the Bloodmoon

I'm guessing this was caused by the screen flashing red when you're hungry. Eventually, I got colder and when it flashed blue, it fixed it.

I thought I was living in some sort of doomed reality for a second.

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Talsgar moved into my house

I wondered why I haven't seen him once in my whole playthrough.

He's been living inside Riverside for 1000+ hours now.

Update: After I went inside and saw him, he disappeared. I assume he went back into the world, and I'll encounter him again in the future.

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JUMBO TOMATOES

When I saw these giant tomatoes in the market in Whiterun, I wanted to pick one up and take it with me. However, when you pick up one of these tomatoes, it turns into 2 tomatoes. Compressed tomato archives? What kind of game is this

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Anders is living on the edge

My sister suggested I put a bunch of items under him to prop him up in case he falls.

I wish the game worked like that because I totally would.

This is me when I wake up sometimes and my cat is lying next to me. She pushes me out of bed even though she's tiny. 😭

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The game froze

I noticed that, up close, the water looked rainbow. When I got out of the water, the game froze on this exact frame.

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Another mannequin bug

Not the one you expect, though. The texture of this mannequin's boots was stretching.

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Using my battleaxe one-handed

I didn't do anything to trigger this glitch, I just drew my weapon. I couldn't swing it though, nothing happened when I pushed the button. I also couldn't put it away.

In third person, I wasn't holding anything, but I was doing the pose like I was holding my battleaxe. As you can see though, it was on my back.

Eventually I fixed it by equipping spells, drawing and sheathing my weapon, and unequipping spells over and over.

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I have adopted this dead bandit

I slept in a bedroll underneath a dead bandit at Roadside Ruins near Falkreath, and I got this effect called "Mother's Love". It's supposed to show up when you sleep in a house that you share with your adopted children, but I slept with this bandit in a ruin, so... I guess I consider this bandit my daughter. Touching...?

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I thought this looked pretty

Also, this was the first time I realized I could turn off the UI by putting the opacity on 0.

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First time seeing the headless horseman!

I've only been playing the game for 12 years.

I don't know how I've never seen him before.

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What Riften looks like when the player isn't there

I did some parkour at the docks to see this and snagged this screenshot on the way down. Looks like an old Call of Duty: World at War map.

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Cicero's a little knight, I'm so proud!

"Let's kill someone."

Ah... I don't think the gods would approve of that, Cicero.

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I can really pester this guy if I wanted to

Duplicated dialogue options. I think this is a first for me.

I chose the one I have highlighted, and he gave me a quest that's bugged, so I can't complete it until I get all the trophies and can install the Unofficial Patch

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The emperor's ship has a hole in it

Is this a security concern...?