Funky Cactus

Male. 30. Portland, OR. Secretly thinks it would be awesome to have a pet platypus. Oops...I guess it's not a secret anymore.

[catchymemes]

[funky-cactus]

What a treasure.

[pathologising]

dreamy ♡

[funky-cactus]

It should be noted that this works on me as well - don’t dangle your hand provocatively in front of my face if you aren’t offering free head scratches.

[babyanimalgifs]

Stroke me 😂😍 

Video by @keiko1527

[funky-cactus]

oooooo

[babyanimalposts]

[vainselves]

LOOK AT THIS

[funky-cactus]

I can’t STOP looking.

[twerklina]

[twitblr]

[funky-cactus]

Too relatable...

[justcatposts]

Pure,

via @kesyacaat

[deathskitten-deactivated2019020]

I love how moms just like “alright well, you seem to have this under control”

[bunjywunjy]

mom cat: whatr u doin to me bb mom cat: nvm carry on

[thelonelyplayboy]

[funky-cactus]

I feel like this cat is sitting here contemplating how he just can’t wait to be king.

[est-nord]

[funnypicsdept]

[funky-cactus]

Farmer Ernie is wise.

[thenatsdorf]

Rock-a-bye red panda baby. (via gunmazoo)

[studthismuffin]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[sofuckyou-deactivated20220310]

*the softest noise to ever escape my lips * oooooo my God

[kgukkie97-deactivated20190711]

@visnelikapkekim

[catsofinstagram]

From @lilyandlunz: “Meowsic to my ears (of corn)! CRUNCH! 😹👅🌽 Volume way up! 💛” #catsofinstagram [source: http://bit.ly/2UwBCGK ]

[funky-cactus]

Not sure I’ve ever seen a cat that wasn’t outright disgusted by the mere presence of vegetables.

[sdzoo]

Cleaning, eating, sneezing, and being adorable - all in a day’s work for a baby cheetah. 

[haeshungael]

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

[chinchela-art-deactivated202208]

This is so pure

[funky-cactus]

KEEP IT GOING.

[kitty]

[funky-cactus]

Wow. I would gaze into these eyes for hours.