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The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]
Oh, he’s good.
I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.
I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny
Despite all the gifsets I’ve seen of this, I’ve never actually seen the video. His extra douchebag comments at the very end…
Also, this is the first time I remembered to go find his name: Matthew Broussard. I’m not doing any in-depth looking, but a quick peek at his twitter produces bits like:
“As a Jew, I love three things: bagels, summer camp, and being told what is and isn’t anti-Semitic by gentiles.”
“The politicization of climate change is a conspiracy by introverts to avoid small talk about the weather.”
mocking the Tangerine Menace, his sycophants, and racism/sexism/anti-semitism/anti-science/etc in numerous posts
“Nobody knows more about the Dunning-Kruger effect than me.”
“I bet the worst part of hell for Hitler is all the selfies he’s asked to be in.”
“Stand up has allowed me to work with people from a wide array of social, economic, racial and educational backgrounds and also 4 women.”
“Trump fears terrorist immigrants because they’d be stealing a job from white people.”
“Jews secretly sponsored a caravan of Honduran refugees secretly containing murderous Muslims. This is a racist conspiracy turducken.”
“If you think women are too sensitive, try underestimating a man’s height by more than 2 inches.”
rt’ing someone else who named these decades:
1940s - Roland
1950s - Donny
1960s - Ricky, also Dicky
1970s - Charles (Pt 2)/“Chuck"
1980s - Bradley
1990s - Jason/“Jase"
2000s - Charles (Pt 3)/“Chaz”, also “Chase"
2010s - Logan (goes by middle name)
I love him.
I have never heard of this guy before, but he is hilarious:
Would you fuck an alien?
i own every mass effect game
New (completely joking) headcanon: Harry is real. He wrote the books. That’s why they make such a good political commentary in spite of JK Rowling being a bigoted shitchunk. He wrote them as an autobiography to settle the wizarding world’s questions about what happened.
Lockheart in reality had a different name: JK Rowling. After she was outed to the wizarding world as a fraud, she decided to steal Harry’s biography, make it into a series of novels, and sell them in the muggle world as fiction. She also changed herself into Lockheart to keep cover, and she added the bit about herself/lockheart living forever unrecovered in St Mungo’s for an extra layer, while in reality she recovered pretty much immediately, though her memory of magical practition took a permanent blow, which is why she decided to become an “author” in the muggle world.
This is also why Rowling is such a dick, uncharacteristic to her books.
...can’t you do better than stealing the actual plot of A Very Potter Senior Year?
when you start laughing at something on your computer and everyone wants to see what it is
source
Oh god, imagine being the person who created that page.
What would Sasuke look like if he wore glasses?
the only glasses he would ever wear are sunglasses
by teacupika
Why do you even care about trans women? You're not even one of them.
when baby cats haven’t learned to be baby cats yet and don’t respect the foot scoot thing
regular cat, respectable: oh! im bering pushed with a foot, i should move
babie cat, insolent: I Am Very Alarmed But I Will Remain Here Nevertheless
I’m at the best scene in the entire campaign: the deal in Fantasy Costco. You know, THE deal. If Arms Outstretched is the most defining scene story-wise, the Fantasy Costco bit in LIIV would the most memorable comedic bit.
Merle says he’s still saving up for the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom, setting up the entire scene. There is a moment where Griffin off-handedly mentions the Slicer of T'pire Weir Isles (pronounced like tupperware), which can be exchanged for someone’s most valuable item with a high enough persuasion roll.
Magnus takes a while deciding what he wants, giving everyone enough time to forget about both the Sword and the Slicer. Griffin brings out Garfield to get some more of Magnus’s… bodily materials, quietly setting up for the end of The Suffering Game, where he’d presumably die. Meanwhile, Justin has been silent this whole time, buying his time.
Then it’s Taako Time.
He keeps his poker voice while buying both the Slicer and – and Griffin himself brings up, which adds to the comedy of the scene as he fails to notice the trap he’s about to waltz into – Rickle Axage’s Pocket Guide to Adventuring, Third Edition, which gives the whoever reads it a temporary advantage on rolls of a single skill.
I can hear Justin keeping his voice deliberately monotone as he says Taako reads the guide for persuasion.
And then.
Taako: “I have one more transaction I need to conduct.
Garfield: “Okay.”
Taako: “Garfield.”
Garfield: “Yes?”
Taako: “I have something that I think is really gonna interest you.”
*beat*
Griffin McElroy, his very soul trembling with realization: “OH MY GOD.”
This scene cemented Taako as my favourite character in the campaign and TAZ as one of my favourite pieces of fictional media of all time. Nothing tops it. Justin is a genius.
did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?
hey just wanted to say thanks for this incredibly chilling remark i’m so scared now