we are so normal all of the time

follow me at @funky-sea-cryptid please

[funky-sea-main]

pinning this um! this is the follow/like acc for @funky-sea-cryptid if this has followed you it's me! tam! hi! follow me on that blog not this one please! i just want to see your lovely posts!

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[elljayvee]

this is one of those things that sounds like it's wack conspiracy theory stuff but. it's not.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/musk-aides-lock-government-workers-out-computer-systems-us-agency-sources-say-2025-01-31/

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[funky-sea-main]

Hi Malcolm! How are you doing lately?

oh! hello!

i think... good? i'm doing okay i think? like i have a lot of time to process things. i know people have been willing to give me space but i'm honestly now like.

my point is i've taken up journaling. it helps i think. i'm not sure about a lot of things, aha.

[funky-sea-main]

Why does he scare you?

i guess it's just...

because of how he insisted it wasn't a problem. but it was. he was twitching and... i just felt. unsafe

[funky-sea-main]

He’s trying to drop the alcoholism you know. He hasn’t drank since the wedding

good for him.

[funky-sea-main]

Eunuch means they cut his balls off, Malcolm. It’s something they do in the East

w - w - what???

[funky-sea-main]

So I take it you aren’t a fan.

he and i could’ve gotten along better

[funky-sea-main]

The eunuch! Brother of one half of the married couple, drinks a lot, dark hair, fat ass

what’s a - drinks a lot - john???

you mean john, right? the alcoholic?

[funky-sea-main]

Malcolm were you scared of the Orphanotrophos?

the what?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

You doing alright? I think Malcolm wants to talk to you…

he….

I don’t want to talk…

[funky-sea-main]

is something wrong?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

Oh, hello Malcolm.

um… no. It’s nothing.

[funky-sea-main]

you’re crying...

[banquo-of-lochaber]

I...

it’s nothing.

[funky-sea-main]

...

would you like a hug?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

aw... okay Malcolm.

[funky-sea-main]

mhmm... hug

i made some sweet bread with mamaidh today. would you like some?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

oh, um...

sure, that would be nice....

[funky-sea-main]

here you go... bread 

[banquo-of-lochaber]

Thank you….

[funky-sea-main]

…

[banquo-of-lochaber]

You doing alright? I think Malcolm wants to talk to you…

he….

I don’t want to talk…

[funky-sea-main]

is something wrong?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

Oh, hello Malcolm.

um… no. It’s nothing.

[funky-sea-main]

you’re crying...

[banquo-of-lochaber]

I...

it’s nothing.

[funky-sea-main]

...

would you like a hug?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

aw... okay Malcolm.

[funky-sea-main]

mhmm... hug

i made some sweet bread with mamaidh today. would you like some?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

oh, um...

sure, that would be nice....

[funky-sea-main]

here you go... bread 

[banquo-of-lochaber]

You doing alright? I think Malcolm wants to talk to you…

he….

I don’t want to talk…

[funky-sea-main]

is something wrong?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

Oh, hello Malcolm.

um… no. It’s nothing.

[funky-sea-main]

you’re crying...

[banquo-of-lochaber]

I...

it’s nothing.

[funky-sea-main]

...

would you like a hug?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

aw... okay Malcolm.

[funky-sea-main]

mhmm... hug

i made some sweet bread with mamaidh today. would you like some?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

You doing alright? I think Malcolm wants to talk to you…

he….

I don’t want to talk…

[funky-sea-main]

is something wrong?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

Oh, hello Malcolm.

um… no. It’s nothing.

[funky-sea-main]

you’re crying...

[banquo-of-lochaber]

I...

it’s nothing.

[funky-sea-main]

...

would you like a hug?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

You doing alright? I think Malcolm wants to talk to you…

he….

I don’t want to talk…

[funky-sea-main]

is something wrong?

[banquo-of-lochaber]

Oh, hello Malcolm.

um… no. It’s nothing.

[funky-sea-main]

you’re crying...

[banquo-of-lochaber]

You doing alright? I think Malcolm wants to talk to you…

he….

I don’t want to talk…

[funky-sea-main]

is something wrong?

[funky-sea-main]

banquo! i made a sc...arf... 

are you okay?

[thorfinn-ravenfeeder]

To Malcolm mac Suthen, Rí Alban, called A’ Mharbh-dhraoidh,

From Thorfin Sigurdsson, Rí Moreb, Jarl af Orkneyjar, Lord of Caithness and the Suðreyar, called the Mighty, called the Ravenfeeder,

Dear Cousin,

I’ve received word that Moravian sailors recently spotted an Irish ship equipped for raiding along the coast. It may be that the Dubliners are looking to steal slaves if they can’t buy them. No word of any attacks yet, but I’m having a few warships patrol our coastal waters just in case. You may wish to do the same. If Dublin is smart, they’ll stop trying to raid our lands, and go further south to England and the Cymru regions, where they can buy slaves without bloodshed.

Hopefully this doesn’t affect our usual trade business with Dublin, and Ireland at large, but that remains to be seen.

Please give my love to Inge.

Your cousin, Thorfin

[funky-sea-main]

to thorfin sigurdsson, ri moreb, jarl af orkneyjar, lord of caithness and the suðreyar, called the mighty, called the ravenfeeder. 

from malcolm mac suthen, ri alban, called a mharbh-dhraoidh

dear cousin, 

thanks for the word of warning. i’ve sent word to the costal thanes as we speak. if the men are caught i hope the kings of dublin and ireland understand why i send them back without hands. 

i jest. probably. 

inge sends her love back. enclosed is some woodcarvings harald sends along to his father. 

congratulations on the new baby and the new title. 

your cousin

malcolm