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BIG🍆 ENERGY.

[nat111love]

 Well the war didn’t last…The duke is now eating daphne’s box.

 Go easy on us king 

[nat111love]

Daphne’s sister and mother: was the duke there too

Daphne internally:  Yes mother he was there he rolled up his sleeves in front of me and just like that

[atesan]

BRIDGERTON 1x03 - Art of the Swoon

[thedukeofhastingssexyrobe]

THE DUKE OF HASTINGS

  walking has never looked this sexy

[thedukeofhastingssexyrobe]

Everything the duke of hastings does is so sexy!!! only he can raise one eyebrow and still look hot. Did l mention his smile and  the way he walks?! Like did you pay attention to the way that man walks?!That man’s stride changes, depending on his mood. Like we have the sexy l’m mad stride, the l’m on my way to get some stride, the l’m the hottest man in the room stride, the l’m happy stride, the l’m going to make you drop your panties stride….And all those strides are so sexy !!!

[thedukeofhastingssexyrobe]

BRIDGERTON 2020-   Daphne and Simon

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l’m just happy that l’m not the only one who saw this as the duke thothing. Like who the fuck lick a spoon this way.

He just didn’t lick the spoon, no he had to make sure she was looking at him before he does it !!!  This is clearly a thot move. l’ve been calling him the duke of hot things when his name in fact should be the duke of thot things because all this man has been trying to do from the get go was to get her wet.

He did the same thing during the boxing fight . Why would you sexyly roll up your sleeves whyle looking at her, he knew what he was doing.  l say thot behavior.

And honestly he didn’t need to do much to get her wet all he had to do was to exist.

[ladycolinbridgerton]

You can s p e a k.

[ladycolinbridgerton]

You do touch yourself?

Bonus:

[bleulone]

the bridgerton series promoting diversity, the female gaze, feminism and the importance of (historical) romance nowadays and getting five stars reviews by numerous popular media as it should be— the victory

[gentlesleaze]

Some Bridgerton highlights:

Loving this trend of introducing leading male characters by showing their full ass (re: Anthony)

Julie Andrews saying bitches

the regency cover of Thank U, Next

Daphne punching old dude square in the face, saving her damn self

“If I were truly courting you, I would not need flowers, only 5 minutes alone with you in the drawing room” 👀

The Queen straight up snorting cocaine

Simon “Did I Fucking Stutter” Basset reading the dying Duke Hastings for filth

Simon giving Daphne masturbation homework

“TO MEET YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF WOMEN” 😭❤️

I AM YOURS… I BURN FOR YOU… you burn I burn we all burn for YEARN BURN

Honeymoon Sex Montage complete with [gasping] [softly moaning] [both grunting] subtitles

larger conversation about depictions of characters who’ve said they don’t want kids aside, the big resolution to the Simon/Daphne angst being him choosing not to pull out was hilarious to me

[sabrinaacarpenters]

The Duke of Hastings - equal parts desirable and scandalous 

[elrielbabe]

Meet Cute

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[inejqhafa]

Simon and Daphne + Tropes

Bonus: