a piece of me

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Compliments of Facebook and the Police Dept

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All I want is to be able to afford things like every series of Gundam, Dragon Ball, Cardcaptor, and Doctor Who. Just for starters... and I don't think that's too much to ask for.

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We need more of this in the world

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I feel like this discussion sparked an argument regarding Pokémon Go

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Ever have to psych yourself up and give a pep talk like "Yea, that used to bother you, but you're better than that" do you, yea you got this

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Sometimes I tell myself to just stay calm, don't fret, don't get upset and show how you feel but then sometimes I tell myself to now hide what I'm feeling liKE I REALLY WANT MY DAMN CHEESEBURGER RIGHT NOW I'M STARVING WHERE ARE YOU WITH MY CHEESEBURGER YOU SAID YOU WOULD BRING ME?!!

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Why does the pressure to label everything exist? There is no word to describe my SO and I We've talked, discussed, googled, conjured an old monk plus more I shouldn't say, and we've come up with nothing, zilch, nada. And we're okay with that Why can't others?

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The more I watch Grey's Anatomy Side note: I'm not a fan, I never follow the show, but I'm sick in the living room and my parents are binge watching The more I am so thankful I am single, I don't have a secret Lover, I don't have that many coworkers or friends, and finally, that this isn't real and my future job will not be in a hospital like that

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I can’t take any movie with Jeff Bridges seriously. In fact, any movie with Jeff Bridges replaced I would probably enjoy more.

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Wait. Except Iron Man

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I can't take any movie with Jeff Bridges seriously. In fact, any movie with Jeff Bridges replaced I would probably enjoy more.

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I just saw a lonesome light post surrounded by shrubbery and trees I may have found a back door from/to Narnia Adventure pending

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I'll lay in bed and pretend I don't want to check my messages I'll lie awake and blame it on the snores from my dog I'll toss and turn and complain I should get a new mattress I'll sigh deeply every 7 minutes and hold my breath for a few seconds, because those aren't tears, my body is just struggling to breathe normally I'll bring my legs to my chest and hold on because my tummy hurts, not because I feel a need to be held I'll stare blanky into the darkened room and not sleep a wink and convince everyone I have a slight case of insomnia Because how crazy would it be to want someone so bad it hurt in so many ways you're not sure which started first, to pick between trying to cry yourself to sleep and telling yourself to suck it up

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You know she's sleeping with your best friend and you still send half nude snaps? And she never responds, but you continue anyway? What?

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What to do when the long narrow hallway in which you're walking suddenly has another occupant heading your way... Nothing Accept the awkward

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You never realize how much you hurt until you start to cry

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Just heard a child singing happy birthday all alone. No cake, no balloons. No party, just a kid sitting down singing happy birthday.

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There's a difference between "as soon as possible" "asap" and "ASAP" learn the difference