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Hello there, all you new workers! My name is Michael Scott, but you may call me Mr. Scott. Or Captain Scott, if you want. Your honor's fine too. HA! Just kidding. Just Michael's fine. We're all friends here, right? Think of me as a friend first, and a manager second. And third, of course you can think of me as your own personal entertainer. Associated with Citta Alveare Apartment U-6 Weapon of Choice: Sharp Wit Ability: Best Salesman the World Has Ever Seen Career: CEO of Michael Scott Paper Company - Sector oo5

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"Hello there, everyone! My name is Michael Scott!

It's great to meet you all!!

If you ever need paper or any accessories related, I'm your man!"

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Okay.

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“Sex is one of the original needs of people, though. If you want the human race to continue, be glad sex is so important!!

Sex sex sex makes the world go round. LITERALLY!”

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How does that work? Wait… do I even want to know?

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"...

Um...

The rocking makes the earth shift?"

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Okay.

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“You’re gonna bang the chick-a-dee!! Like, as in sex!

Well, it doesn’t happen ‘til after, but picking up chicks leads to banging.”

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What is it with everyone here and sex?

There are more productive things to do, you know.

Like reading. Or fixing. Or target practice.

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"Sex is one of the original needs of people, though. If you want the human race to continue, be glad sex is so important!!

Sex sex sex makes the world go round. LITERALLY!"

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Okay.

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“Well, a booty call actually came from way back in the times of pirates. True story. Girls are treasures to men, and therefore, are ‘booty’. A booty call is when you call a girl!

And picking up a chick is when you’re totally gonna bang that.”

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Bang what?

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"You're gonna bang the chick-a-dee!! Like, as in sex!

Well, it doesn't happen 'til after, but picking up chicks leads to banging."

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Okay.

Some questions.

1. What’s a booty call? Why would you call for booty?

2. What does it mean to ‘pick up’ a ‘chick’?

Any help would be appreciated.

Now to find that Rider person…

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"Well, a booty call actually came from way back in the times of pirates. True story. Girls are treasures to men, and therefore, are 'booty'. A booty call is when you call a girl!

And picking up a chick is when you're totally gonna bang that."

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Let's play the "Yes or No" game.

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You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no. 

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funniest-manager replied to your post: No. Sloppy makeouts with Erika or Dead Master. You have to pick one.

“I have no problem with you being gay, Mikado. Just throwing that out there.”

 man how do i even respond to this …i

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"Because, after all..."

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Personal questions! ( For character or Mun)

STUFF ABOUT FRIENDSHIPDare/Drabble requests?

Rate my RP skills! 1/10?

Marry, Fuck, Kills.

‘I ship you with…’

Headcanons.

TMIs.

Dares.

Situations.

Any question of any kind!

Don’t be shy!

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Meme Tuesday

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"Holy CRAP!!!"

"So many newbies!

Hey there! I'm Michael Scott. It's nice to meet you!"

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medravsyn started following you

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medravsyn:

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“A little more than a month! And I’m already a CEO of my own company and everything!”

“A company here?” That reminded him that he needed to look into getting a job. He was nearly out of food in his apartment, and he didn’t think his roommates would take kindly to him eating their food. 

There was always Snow or Lightning to support him, but he didn’t exactly want to rely on them more than he already did. Maybe getting a job would be best… “What’s working like? Doesn’t look like much fun to me.” 

"Well, if you have the right boss

AHEMMichael ScottAHEM

it's awesome!"

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medravsyn started following you

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medravsyn:

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Michael watched him glance away, then back.

“I’m sorry. Are you waiting for someone?”

“Hm? No?” He replied without thinking, internally cursing himself for letting himself pass up a chance to escape the conversation. He let out a long sigh, figuring maybe he could do a bit to contribute to the conversation instead of just grumbling and groaning at the other. “Uhhh, so how long have you been here?” Not exactly the most original conversation starter, but it was better than him just standing there.

"A little more than a month! And I'm already a CEO of my own company and everything!"

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medravsyn started following you

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medravsyn:

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Michael smiled wider.

“Thanks! I didn’t even plan that one. It was just like—”

He snaps.

“—that!”

“Yeah…” Hope glanced off, as if he was looking for some sort of escape, and he thought back, trying to figure out if there was something he needed to do, some sort of excuse he could use to get out of talking to this guy. ”Nice one.”

Michael watched him glance away, then back.

"I'm sorry. Are you waiting for someone?"

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shining-swords-and-humor started following you

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shining-swords-and-humor:

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“To get to the other side, a`course! How long are you gonna pull my leg for?!” 

“What’s black and white and red all over..?”

“Now you’re jus’ pulling overused jokes!” 

"A dead zebra!"

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shining-swords-and-humor started following you

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shining-swords-and-humor:

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“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

“To get to the other side, a`course! How long are you gonna pull my leg for?!” 

"What's black and white and red all over..?"

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medravsyn started following you

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medravsyn:

He was frozen for a moment, mostly out of shock that the guy had actually just made that joke. “I…”

But he reminded himself again to be polite, forcing a weak smile and chuckle. “Haha. Good one. Really clever.”

It could have been worse.

Michael smiled wider.

"Thanks! I didn't even plan that one. It was just like—"

He snaps.

"—that!"