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JESUS DIED, SO I GOT YOU A CHOCOLATE PENIS*
Easter is coming (April 6th), treat your religious friends and family to one of our trad style greeting cards.
I’m sure they’ll love it.
Grab one online here.
*chocolate penises sold seperately
Go balls out at the Christmas party this year, with our rude retro holiday sweater.
Featuring disarmingly kitsch festive artwork and an alarmingly inappropriate “greeting” on a snuggly soft crewneck sweatshirt.
Perfect Christmas gifts for friends on the naughty list this xmas.
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OBEY SANTA.
Ditch the trad ugly Christmas sweater and bring big 2025 energy to the holiday season, with our darkly funny, dystopian humor xmas sweatshirts.
Featuring a terrifying, vintage Santa and an Orwellian seasonal greeting.
It’s apt, it’s snuggly, it’s the perfect fit for the end of the world.
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL…
You already know who you want to send this to.
Santa’s checked his list and well, it’s not looking good.
Manage expectations this Christmas with our outrageous, funny, retro greeting card.
Great holiday gifts for c*nty friends.
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ENJOY THE NAUGHTY LIST MOTHERF*CKER.
Send a message this Christmas with our wildly inappropriate vintage style Christmas cards.
Featuring traditional festive artwork, paired with snarky, modern “greetings”.
Ideal gifts for naughty dwelling friends this holiday season.
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EMBRACE YOUR HUMBUG.
Go dark this Christmas, with our range of creepy Santa Claus holiday sweatshirts.
Featuring old and vaguely terrifying father christmas photographs and menacing season’s “greetings”.
They’re the perfect alternative to traditional ugly Christmas jumpers.
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YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY
HE’S WATCHING
HE KNOWS
SLEIGH QUEEN.
Snatch the ugly Christmas crown this year, with our cute, camp and kitsch holiday sweater.
Featuring a retro, vintage style Santa, painted for the gods and a silly festive pun.
They’re the perfect gifts for Christmas queens.
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Hate Christmas but love stickers? Get in here.
Embrace your humbug with our rude, retro range of festive stickers.
Featuring vintage, traditional and antique holiday artwork alongside some snarky, sassy and deeply sarcastic “season’s greetings”.
Perfect stocking fillers and secret santa gifts for grumpy friends and family this xmas.
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YOU PEOPLE DON’T DESERVE CHRISTMAS
STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE
GO F*CK YOURSELF
SANTA HATES YOU
YOU AIN’T GETTING SH*T
EAT A DICK
SHANTAY… YOU SLEIGH
Don’t f*ck it up - snatch the crown at this year’s ugly Christmas sweater party with our Ru Paul’s Drag Race inspired holiday jumper.
Perfect xmas gifts for c*nty Christmas queens.
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NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN… HO. HO. HO.
Welcome to the (Christmas) party pal!
Swerve the traditional ugly Christmas sweaters this year and grab one of our hand drawn replica sweaters, inspired by everyone’s third favourite holiday flick - Die Hard.
Great gifts for 90’s kids this Christmas.
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HO HO NOPE.
Keep those spooky Halloween vibes going all through Christmas with our range of greeting cards inspired by weird, creepy vintage Santa Claus photographs.
Frightfully festive gifts this holiday season.
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YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY
HE’S WATCHING
HE KNOWS
Embrace your humbug and put the bleak into someone’s midwinter.
Part of our range of darkly funny vintage style Christmas cards.
Great holiday gifts for doomer friends this holiday season.
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It’s the creep-creepiest season of alllllll!
Embrace your humbug and bring the “nope” to your ugly Christmas sweater party this holiday period, with our new range of darkly funny, weird and vaguely terrifying creepy vintage santa jumpers.
Great gifts for grumpy friends and family this xmas.
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YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER NOT CRY
HE’S WATCHING
HE KNOWS
Feline festive yet?
Treat the cat lover in your life this Christmas with one of our range of vintage, retro style cat themed greeting cards.
Featuring disarmingly cute antique and mid century artwork and alarmingly modern and occasionally offensive season’s greetings.
We have dozens of designs in store, shop the whole Christmas collection here, individual links below:
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CAT IN AN OVEN GLOVE
NOT EVEN A MOUSE?!
SOON
KITTENS IN THE NAME OF… CHRISTMAS!
FUCK THIS
Everything is awful - Spread some smiles whilst it’s still legal to do so.
Great gifts for Anti Trump / Pro Christmas friends this holiday season.
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“I got you a dolly, chicks love dollies!”
Weird them out this Christmas with our new unsettling vintage style greeting card.
Funny, odd gifts for friends this holiday season.
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SNOWDY PARTNER!
Have a rootin’ tootin’ cowboy Christmas with our new vintage style greeting card.
Great holiday gifts for snowpokes everywhere.
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