THE REAL ONE

I’m a huge cornball who doubles as a student and a writer-artist. I mostly write TADC fanfiction (see below for links) but I also dabble in Forsaken and want to dabble in Death Note. I’m also a fan of Die of Death, NINAH, FNAF, Mouthwashing, TAWOG, and lots more-

[funnyguy7888]

FUNNY MASTERPOST

I am FORMERLY funnyguy788 but my account got stolen so I added an extra eight! Because I eat. *crickets.* wow tough crowd-

My commissions are open! Click here for the details. :DD anyways

My Fanfic Links

Night Walks (TADC)

Diary: Property of Caine (TADC)

Only a Vessel (TADC)

Blood in the Water (Forsaken Oneshot)

A sign of the times (Good Omens)

My Animations

Kinger and Caine "you're not even real" stupid animation

Aziracrow “I’m slowly forgetting your face”

Try to Forget Her Jax animatic

Lugui’s Mansion (HLVRAI)

TASC!Caine Commission

[karhun-kallo]

In Fact

[funnyguy7888]

Hi! Sorry for the random message, but I need to explain something important. I've been trying to reach you, but I haven't been able to. There might be an issue. Could you send me a DM? I can't explain everything here.

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[bullrunpicnicker]

in another world, maybe we were happy...

collab with @tigerdrop

[funnyguy7888]

Third wheel problems

[crunchabletincan]

when my ai is self aware

[dislocated-thumbs]

shit that happens to christopher when gordon gets sick of him now

[gleafer]

Love it, hate it or just okay it; there’s one thing we can all agree on about the movie.

AINT NO WAY AZIRAPHALE WOULD’VE LET THE BOOK BURN.

It’s a BOOK and he’s AZIRAPHALE.

Never ever ever.

[starplatimoon]

im ill, no cure

[cowpokebeetle]

ill hold you with a gentle force, awakening you from eternal slumber into the afterlife. dad doesn’t have to know.

[magmasea]

If Black Mesa hired pets

Or all the characters dogs and cats now

[rainye]

Positive reinforcement

[big-bad-r0n]

Hello, Gordon!!!

Help me, Gordon!!!

[alkaime25]

A TADC oc I made called Candi! I might post some more lore about him soon!

[ikurko]

[year2000electronics]

im loving all the "benrey would be so jealous of stain" content cos like its true, hes *literally* living benrey's ideal life. loved and celebrated by the gang, not just in spite of his weirdness, but because of it, but also him visibly having Weird origins that doesnt differentiate him from the others. AND gordonplayer ADORES him. its like a benrey torment device

but forgive me for taking hlvrai too seriously again but like. sometimes i wonder what would happen Beyond and After the initial jealousy. isnt it the ultimate test of character to see someone whos living the life *you* wanted, and then having to will yourself to not hold it against them? can you manage it? or will you slip into a petty grudge?

[black-mesa-passport-department]

Hello [player name]! 🟢🟢🔵🔵

Welcome to the Black Mesa Passport Department & Party Center, a project with the goal of recreating the iconic passports from HLVRAI as printable props.

I’ve set out to create mostly screen-accurate versions of the passports shown in the series, and I owe a HUGE thank you to @plushmon for hooking me up with MasterGir’s original gmod passport textures (x)! I heavily based the template on those textures as well as screenshots from the series itself, and I hope you folks can get some use out of them! You’re free to edit them however you like, and I have a blank passport template in case you want to customize one for yourself or an OC!

I have two versions of every passport: one with the interior pages and cover split up as separate images, and another with the cover and interior pages fused together to allow you to French-fold them into a passport. I’m calling the latter a “1-Sheet,” because you can print it out on a single sheet of paper and get a screen-accurate sized prop with just a couple folds as shown above. I also have Flickr links for all the files in each post because Tumblr decimates image quality.

Directory:

Walk-through tutorial

Blank passport: (Split) / (1-Sheet)

Gordon Freeman’s passport: (Split) / (1-Sheet)

Darnold’s passport (several versions including ones with fanon last name ‘Pepper’) ->

Dr. Darnold: (Split) / (1-Sheet)

Dr. Darnold Pepper: (Split) / (1-Sheet)

Dr. Pepper: (Split) / (1-Sheet)

Benrey’s passport (including alternatives) ->

Blank for your own text effects: (Split) / (1-Sheet)

Just Benry: (Split) / (1-Sheet)

Eldritch Edition: (Split) / (1-Sheet)

Floating Text [screen-accurate]: (Split) / (1-Sheet)

Tommy Coolatta’s passport: (Split) / (1-Sheet)

Bubby’s passport: (Split) / (1-Sheet)

Dr. Coomer’s passport: (Split) / (1-Sheet)