Funny Harry Potter

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Myrtle in the Bathroom - Be More Chill parody

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Ron: I failed the Auror safety course today.

Harry: Why? What happened?

Ron: Well one of the questions was “In case of a fire what steps would you take?”

Harry: And?

Ron: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

*Absolutely anything happens*

Harry:

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Albus: You promised not to tell.

James: Voldemort promised not to murder our grandma, Albus, welcome to the real world.

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Sirius: Hey, is that Evans?

James: Oh no, you can’t let him see me like this!

Siris: Like what?

James, whispering: I’m not wearing my cool socks!!

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It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

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I have a question: How come Harry couldn't see thestrals before his fifth year even though he watched his mother die? Also, do you think if someone witnesses death but is then obliviated would they be able to see them anyway?

Did he see his mother die? He was there but he was also a baby so he might not have seen it and also has no memory of it. 

I think if they are obliviated they would still see them though. I don’t think it works off memory but by losing some sort of innocence in seeing death you gain the ability to see the world from a different view. 

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Just in case nobody has told you today: Your blog is absolutely brilliant!

My Mum told me once. She is always super supportive of me you know. Thanks Mum. 

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hey I discovered your blog last night and I love love love it! I can't stop stupidly laughing and smiling at my phone and keep scrolling and hope I never reach the bottom of the page :D this is pure joy, thanks

I hope you never reach the bottom of the page. But in case, here is something I found from a quick little google image search.

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Can you tell me a joke? Lol I don’t know what I’m getting from this :/ (a hp related one if you must)

Me: *googles harry potter joke*

Me: Why doesn't Voldemort have glasses? Nobody nose. Me: *pats self on back*

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I am cracking up a storm on this blog. Thank you so much. It's like 3am and I need to sleep.

It’s like 7pm and I need to sleep. I woke up this morning needing to sleep. but thanks. 

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I just wanna know how Hagrid’s mum and dad fucked

Well, I am not the really the one who holds this information nor do I wish to ever know. Soz.

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the most unrealistic thing in the harry potter series is harry being able to play the flute perfectly to calm down fluffy despite never having played the flute before, and somehow not waking up the entire castle with a tuneless rendition of ‘three blind mice’

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…holy shit

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None of the characters ever figure this out because they stop taking math at age 11