Mrow

I go by e/em (the Spivak pronouns) (in my 20s) Queer

[dcartcorner]

falling up

[masao-micchi]

I like to think the fears would take advantage of this world

The cult of the lightless flame would have a blast

[fallingstanleypines]

I'm not sure if I have mentioned this before but I picture Simon Fairchild looking like this guy

I think I saw something early on in my TMA experience that made me think this but I can't remember what now

[haloveir]

I dunno I strongly suspect the Fears want to be loved and miss their little guys, like I eat cows but I'd be sad if my favorite cow avoided me or got hurt.

Jonah Magnus didn't serve Terminus, he served the Ceaseless Watcher. If it was JUST about fear, JUST about living forever, he could have challenged a death avatar to a stirring game of cribbage. But the Eye saw the shape of his addiction and Jonah loved feeling SEEN (wild for a guy who had to hide who he was to survive).

Simon Fairchild ADORED the Vast, that man was the whimsical embodiment of his patron. Peter Lukas only wanted to die in the embrace of his deity.

But that's love for you, isn't it? Arguably every bit as horrifying as the Fears, because what wouldn't we do for love?

[dcartcorner]

ancient

[masao-micchi]

Oop i forgot to post this here BAHAHAAHAHHA yes this is a product of my simon fairchild brainrot im sorry

[masao-micchi]

Magnus archives season 4 finale

More tma art here

[vastpotato]

Elias is a whore for cake.

I don’t make the rules.

[candlecoo-sideb-art]

It actually makes a bit of sense why.

Cakes did not become popular or common desserts until the 1900's because the ingredients were both hard to obtain and expensive. When they were consumed before the 1900's it was rare and exclusively by the wealthy.

So for the first hundred years or so cakes were considered a treat for only the high class for Jonah. But of course cakes from that time period were a lot different from modern cakes. Often containing dried fruit to help flavor and sweeten them, lacking chocolate due to how expensive it was, and only having an egg and sugar glaze for icing, since modern icings were an invention of the 1900's.

Then more variety of cakes became popular with the invention of box mixes in the 1930's introducing a wide array of cakes that by hand were either unknown or too difficult for the normal population to make.

Something the original Jonah Magnus probably wouldn't have lived to see if he didn't have his gifts/abilities from the Beholding.

So I can understand why he would be a whore for cakes.

[masao-micchi]

PART 2 TO >>THIS<<

it could give usual people vertigo but the spiral is exempted

also,, to those who don’t know where the shirt comes from, i got it from this ye olde tumblr meme HAHA

[jvlianbashir]

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

[weaselle]

when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly

(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )

which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces

[yadelah]

This kinda required my brain a bit

[strawberry-crocodile]

ITS NOT ABOUT WHETHER HARRY POTTER AS A TEXT IS PROBLEMATIC

ITS NOT ABOUT WHETHER ROWLING AS AN INDIVIDUAL DID BAD THINGS OR HAS BAD OPINIONS

ITS ABOUT THE MONEY ROWLING EARNS OFF THE IP BEING FUNNELED INTO TRANSPHOBIC LEGISLATURE

[librarycards]

"girls could NeVeR!!1!1! beat '''''males''''''™ in athletics????? it's BiOlOgY!??!?!?"

idk bud have you tried um. feeding them

[librarycards]

these murderous idiots are teaching young girls and women to be afraid of calories when eating a LOT of calories is literally vital for performing well in competitive sports. and then claiming it's 'natural' to uphold sex segregation bc of this imposed malnutrition. it's fucking crazymaking.

[librarycards]

the mechanics here are truly horrific. systematically deny [cis] women athletes adequate nutrition and hydration, overwork and injure them. deprive them of the ability to realize the true extent of their strength and skill. segregate athletics based on false ideas of "sex" based on generations of malnourishment and poor training. blame trans woman athletes for the mere possibility that one might beat a cis woman, while claiming that the cis woman's defeat is inevitable. create emotionally stressful and often sexually humiliating tests to "purify" competitive athletics rather than foster the physical health of athletes. continue punishing all women for daring to play sports + have bodies.

[littleannoyingbluebird]

One of the reasons people headcanon Grace as aromantic is the unfortunately realistic scene where they go "you don't have a family or a loved one" as if that's enough of a justification to send him on a suicide mission. As if not having a family makes Grace inherently less valuable and means he should be more willing to sacrifice himself for the greater good.

Grace wasn't sad and lonely, he was happy, he had a good life, he very much did not want to die. They have to do a looney tunes chase sequence and drug him because Grace was *very* unwilling to be the sacrificial lamb. Humanity's savior was dragged kicking and screaming into the role and called selfish for daring to be a coward, as if most of us wouldn't be.

And then he befriends Rocky, who never demands a sacrifice from him, who willingly prolongs his journey home so Grace can go back to his. Rocky has a mate back home and his species depends on his return, and still risks his life to save his squishy human friend. And Grace returns the favor.

And thus the power of friendship saves two planets.

[willgrahamscock]

fascinated by people claiming that deadpool is straight meanwhile here's how they marketed Deadpool 3:

[vaspider]

... there's literally a line where they're tied face to face and Deadpool says "how long was I asleep" and Wolverine deadpans, "not all of you was asleep."

Literally, "your hard dick has been rubbing on me this whole time, and I don't seem bothered by it at all."

[mavisofthemoon]

Pride Month means it's time to DIG

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[funny-tik-toks]