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“ i could fix her “ ok well i could say her ‘unethical’ experiments aare fucking awesome and say shes really cool actually

#I have a pal who has an unethical experimenting character #you prolly know them but anyway #yeah I made a guy and the two of these characters are in a canon relationship #and it’s basically this #like this is exactly it #I almost thought this was their post at first

chesterfern

object show elevator has gone woke

funnyjamguy96

no…… this can’t be…..

Do you skibidi or do you toilet

toilet

nephilimbrute

I have been drawing for around 12 years and i still don't know how to draw a normal shaped cat

#the thing about that is that there is no such thing #cats are never normal shape #hope this helps!

he7tiangle

“what are they feeding these artists” they are feeding me Normal Sauce for Normal People because i am a Normal Human Man

#this the shit the two robots from tmvtm would say

hermes-and-apollo

Tag game

The 7th picture in your camera roll is how you died.

Tags below cut.

Mine is this:

chaos-triangle

Aw, I get stung to death by bees!

(any o' my henchmaniacs may join in)

gracehasaspacesuitquestion

I die to...skin rendering..? (not mine lol)

open tags

s4pphicfurryr4ve2769

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS (this meme isnt mine btw, i found it from @ki1zzm3-g00d-na1t)

@otlantispearlxox @sillyangla @ki1zzm3-g00d-na1t + open tags!!

sillyangla

did natsuki bake in food poisoning or

@v3r17y-7m @starstarstarrystar @ohyoulazydog @dakotayum @epicperson9000 @r0tt3n-g1rll @faeriezone open tags

starstarstarrystar

I die to the Mondo drawing i made at 2 am ok man 🥹

Uhhh open tags yayyyy yyayyyy yayy

evilfloortile

.??? Ok let’s not improve in art ig….

dyecreates

Oh

At least ill have a nice view when I go out. Death by beauty. So poetic

funnyjamguy96

what does this even mean

dandysworld-livingichor

art fight refs

for starter trio at least

my artfight tag is JamBoi . ATTACK ME OR DIE

obj3ctophiliac

like okay everyone is objectum for computers but what about the viruses???? like the concept of a virus wanting to get to you so bad that it would infect the computer and take it over completely just to get even the slightest bit closer to you........... (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

#thank you for your objectum thoughts #like genuinely I never would’ve thought of this #but it’s so fucking good #objectum

nephilimbrute

Bige man is the red chickmuck and shievre is the blue chickmuck and the yellow one I can,t remember his name no joke

nephilimbrute

You're right. I'm sorryni forgot

funnyjamguy96

nephilimbrute

I do't know who these guys are i only knpw . big mab shivre and yellow

funnyjamguy96

I think you mean green

nephilimbrute

Bige man is the red chickmuck and shievre is the blue chickmuck and the yellow one I can,t remember his name no joke

nephilimbrute

You're right. I'm sorryni forgot

funnyjamguy96

#well actually

nephilimbrute

Bige man is the red chickmuck and shievre is the blue chickmuck and the yellow one I can,t remember his name no joke

#actually hes green not yellow!#hope this helps!

he7tiangle

biggest pet peeve is when people take a conventionally “unattractive” character and make them hot. no. stop it. that is a stick figure do not humanize him just to make him attractive. do not touch that monstrous character and make him a sexy dude. pleas

#exactly #if you REALLY thought they were hot you’d leave them exactly as they are #which is why we have hear me outs

dyecreates

HELLO TUMBLR.

IVE DONE IT.

Behold. The child.

His fave is at an angle because i did a measurement wrong and also i AM an amateur plush maker (this is my second plush ever) so yeah some of the sewing is a lil janky BUT!!!!!!!!! IVE DONE IT!!!!!!!! Im so proud of myself // REBLOGS APPRECIATED YEAH LET THE PEOPLE SEE

he7tiangle

guys please is it gay to almost lose sleep because you couldn’t stop imagining your mortal enemy begging for mercy. and stuff. what

funnyjamguy96

yes

dandysworld-livingichor

Welcome to Living Ichor!

Here in Gardenview, a terrible catastrophe has taken place, caused by a failed cloning experiment by Dandy. The failed experiment released the living ichor, a now-living symbiote-like creature whose only function is to spread and infect. The only initial survivors of the incident were Boxten, Poppy, and Shrimpo, and it’s now up to them to cure the remaining twisted toons by literally beating the ichor out of them. Nobody seems to know where Dandy went after the catastrophe, though… at least, not from what they’ll tell Rodger.

*I’m gonna come back and edit this later once I have more content ok? Ok

funnyjamguy96

hey guys check it out

introducing MY dandy’s world au, Living Ichor! Ichor in this au functions like symbiotes in the marvel universe so it has a mind of its own. This causes the ichor to take over the bodies of toons that don’t know how to deal with it. The living ichor came from an experiment that Dandy attempted to perform in which he tried to clone a toon after the handlers left. The only original survivors of the incident were Boxten, Poppy, and Shrimpo. They quickly discover that the easiest way to deal with the ichor is to literally fight it.