SHADES OF PURPLE

Emotionally traumatized by Game of Thrones

[funnystuffmpls]

Drunk texting my crush...😳😂🤣😭

[funnystuffmpls]

Tickets for the World Cup on the FIFA site 😱😱😱

[funnystuffmpls]

Episode 6 - White Walker Dragon

[squirreledelman]

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

These are my favorite

[funnystuffmpls]

The Great Trumpkin

[funnystuffmpls]

That time the pets made a music video...

[lolfactory]

[fukthisurl-blog]

His face. I’m dead

[crimsonsag-deactivated20170812]

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy

[funnystuffmpls]

Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?

[funnystuffmpls]

[funnystuffmpls]

So....

[funnystuffmpls]

Do people in countries other than the US ever say "gee, I really feel like American food tonight"??? 🤔🤔🤔

[engineeringnow]

[all-the-other-humans]

Fucking physics

[ketchuprocket]

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

[funnystuffmpls]

Not impressed. Get back to me when the ropes are only connected to the buckets and not the table 😏💁🏼

[funnystuffmpls]

What's the big deal with the word "cunt" in the US? I used to be offended by that word too, but after reading A Song of Ice and Fire and watching Game of Thrones, I am thoroughly desensitized to the word and use it often now! But I can't figure out why it ever bothered me. People all over the world use it, but in the US it's up there with the word "ni@@er," which is a word I still can't say or even type. But why is that the case with cunt? It's not like cunt is a racial slur like ni@@er, it's just an insult. I look at it this way. I could call someone a stupid motherfucking asshole twatwaffle, or I could simply call him a cunt. Cunt is all-encompassing. Cunt is simple, yet effective. It gets the point across in just one syllable. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Such a perfect insult.

[el-pony-qlo]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

This is probably one of the most obscure references that I think could possibly be made

[turquoisewave]

I can’t think of a single person who wouldn’t get this.

[funnystuffmpls]

That's because you don't know me. I don't get it 😂😂😂

[cozmeesah]

EXCUSE ME?!?? Bring it BACK? I wasn’t aware it was gone. But, oh that’s right, it must have been because there’s been a black FLOTUS for 8 years. She couldn’t possibly be glamorous, right?

[somethingratchet]

The white house will never look this good again

[funnystuffmpls]

Bringing glam back? That's a weird way of saying nude photoshoots 🤔

[thedailyshow]

Trevor breaks down the presidential race between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

[funnystuffmpls]

Even so, I'm still #FeelingTheJohnson

[magweno]

That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

[aimee-b-loved]

Fucking Scots. I think I’m in love.

[funnystuffmpls]

We could learn a thing or two from the Scots.

[funnystuffmpls]

The video I made in response to the Charles Kinsey shooting