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trump got impeached, critics want to bawl their eyes out after watching cats movie, star wars fandom is in shambles after tros release, entire india is protesting against citizenship law, camila cabello's half assed apology for being anti black, jk rowling outed herself as a terf. this is too much info for me to process.

lukes-crain-deactivated20201029

2019 really ending with a bang

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This is why he wanted to kick your butt Spongebob

supamuthafuckinvillain

He never forgave. He never forgot.

mothric

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

lilmamabeyellin

lyjerria

she truly outdid herself with this song, this video, everything

lessonsoflevatation

I literally remember the day this aired on BET. It changed my entire freaking life. No exaggeration.

xmybrightx

Literally. Still gives me chills!

side-goodbye-blog123

the Mickey Mouse shorts are golden I don’t care who you are I’ve been laughing at this clip for days

spicy-vaginal-tacos

WHUHAPUN

edgebug

mickey is 100% willing to trip over a dwarf too just bc his girl did. mickey mouse is ride or die for his wife its heartwarming

aku-no-homu

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barbarianarchy-deactivated20200

wow I love Russian eggstyle

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Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

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“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

vampiricyoshi

I felt compelled

gallusrostromegalus

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

whitepeopletwitter

what-even-is-thiss

Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.

Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”

Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”

ringwraith-4

Texan stereotype: yee haw

Actual Texans: W h a t a b u r g e r

nonegenderleftgalaxy

Nonbinary stereotype: DiD yOu JuSt AsSuMe My GeNdEr???!??!!??

Actually being nonbinary: *looks into a rainy window* when will my gender come back from the war?

captainlordauditor

Goyim: Jews secretly rule the world

Jews: a group of Jews is called an argument

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Christians: Witches sell their souls to evil entities for power and conduct spiritual warfare against Christians using demons as their minions, they can and will sic demons on your children

Actual Witches: Get that witch a jar, witches love jars

cheaphalloweencostume

for everyone wondering it was DnD fantasy based stuff obv like calling dwarves beard faces but this title blew me away

joey-wheeler-official

No this is important to accuratly roleplay high elves

dogrocks

watching supernanny is so surreal because it's like my cat from hell where 99.9% of the time it's always the parents fucking up and never the kids as they're just abiding by how they've been raised

dogrocks

parents: my children are spawns of satan, every day i wake up to them screaming and running around the home where they're always knocking shit over and causing a mess. they are so rude and they never calm down and we're on our last legs because we want a divorce because of them

supernanny: do they have any toys?

parents: do they have any what

iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat

seriously it’s almost always something involving the fact that the kids need more structure or more one-on-one time.

willieowinsbury

remember being an eleven year old girl and being filled with rage? everything i did was from a place in my head where tiny daydream me was smashing plates.

willieowinsbury

eleven year old me at a sleepover: how about instead of talking about boys we go to the park and like idk play some sort of game where we fight eachother with swords to the death

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imonlyadumpling

Aren’t allowed to show your wrists :/

lordmeowdemort

Slut

piglii

your girl out here dressed like this and your neighbor jebediah gets a look at her ankles, wygd?

chronic85doodler

I don’t where I read it, but for the longest time I thought Disney’s next animated film “The snow queen” ( now frozen) was set in Mongolia. But the newest concept art officially and completely squishes that, so I am now lamenting the change with a concept of what could have been.

Artist note: painted this in sketch club and accidently destroyed the colors halfway through, they were much better before

edit: I think I’m crazy can’t find any mention of the Mongolian concept from Disney. So I probably read it as a “what if” from a tumblrite who was talking about the movie.Whomever you are, thank you for the lovely inspiration.