IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!

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ONE OF OUR YOUNG TURNED UP LAST NIGHT; THEY FOUND THEIR BODY BUT NOT THEIR EYES. SOMEBODY NEW MUST HAVE GONE BAD -- WHERE IS THE LORD TO TAKE CARE OF THAT?

this is an independent and selective roleplaying sideblog for a selection of characters from indie horror series, including five nights at freddy’s and willy's wonderland. given the way indie horror tends to craft its canon, this blog is heavily headcanon-reliant. there may be mentions of period-accurate bigotry, as i try to be historically-based, but this will be tagged, and can be cut from threads on request; i work to your comfort level.

* mun has a chronic hand condition that makes typing for long periods difficult, therefore activity may be spotty; some out of character asks may be answered verbally and linked, with transcripts tba.

PERSONAL BLOGS ( non-roleplay blogs ), you should NOT be reblogging my writing. I WILL BLOCK YOU. my writing isn’t for your blog, it’s for my partners. you are welcome to read it and enjoy it and like it if you want to, but reblogging it makes it difficult for me to keep track of and spreads it outside of my circle, which i’m not okay with.

MINORS, you should NOT be following this blog. I WILL BLOCK YOU. this is for your safety and mine and i’m sorry, but it has to be this way. i know there are a large amount of minors in the fandom. if i follow you and you are a minor, assume that i didn’t see it. you can either reach out to me or block me. i will unfollow immediately.

IF YOU KIN A FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S CHARACTER, as in GENUINELY ‘KIN’ and not just ‘relate to’, DO NOT FOLLOW ME. this makes me mad uncomfortable and i will block you.

AFTONCEST SHIPPERS, if you even come near me, I WILL BLOCK YOU.

VANILLIAM SHIPPERS, i will not be 'shipping' vanny with william or vice versa. he's four times her age and is actively harming her. any implication that she was a willing participant in his nonsense will result in the thread being put on hold until we can work the discrepancy out. if you send me vanilliam content or try to slip it into threads, I WILL BLOCK YOU.

PLEASE READ MY RULES BEFORE INTERACTING. | PSA ABOUT DMING / COMFORT.

thank you.

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a collection of forty starters from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd episode 4, part 2.5/3 final chapter prologue.

"I can't believe this! I'm gonna go tell my mom!" "I did that on purpose! I didn't have to miss! I could have hit you right in the head!" "Everyone knows no war is complete without a double-cross." "I don't think any war is ever complete, sir." "The double-cross I'm speaking of is one of betrayal, of mutiny! I simply live for the drama of it all!" "I'd prefer if everything were just like Princess Bride. Really, really dramatic." "I didn't even take the sword out myself this time. It just drew itself for me." "Betrayed, have you been? We have just the person for you to see, yes." "Stop burping, dude. It's really-- we're trying to do something here, man." "We represent a certain individual who would turn the tide of this war." "A young girl like you shouldn't be so concerned about war!" "Have you thought about dating?" "I haven't dated…" "Let me tell you: shooting and fucking are the same thing." "Any soldiers in here wanna bang?!" "What? I'm so excited I couldn't even hear you!" "All I had to do was talk about boys for like a minute." "I thought I heard someone talking about boys in here." "My boy-sense was tingling, so I feel like I was summoned here." "I didn't know bad things in war could happen to ME." "She tried to trick me by making me have sex with boys, but I don't even wanna have sex!" "I don't know what's going on, I'm fucked up on that googoo gaga sea weed." "Maybe next time we gotta take the coup de grace to make sure he doesn't wake up." "This is like… one of three places we could have gone." "Ahhh! My… whatever those were!" "This is just like those videos I watch all the time." "I think these two have some things to work out vis-a-vis the videos." "Normally when we hit people like this, they fall a lot quicker, so I think this is fucked up." "Come here so I can bite your head off like Ozzy Osbourne!" "Oh, God is smiting her! Good." "It just goes to show we have the divine provenance of heaven on our side of the war." "I don't really think I had to do much. He just kinda guides my hand. It's kinda weird." "Alright, since we saved the day, you have to hand over every asset in your kingdom." "I guess the moral of the story is: don't eat an entire box of jalepeno poppers in one sitting." "Is this guy real? I don't think this guy is a person." "Is there a way to un-enlist from the army? I think I've changed my mind about some things." "Remember: IBS is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." "Wait, I should show my dad Star Wars! It might fix him." "You double-- you triple-- it's a quadruple-cross!" "I think I finally understand happiness."

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a collection of forty starters from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd episode 4, part 2/3 final remix.

"Hey dude, I can't swim! It's really hard to do this!" "You look like you could be good soldiers! You wanna join our army?" "I never thought about being drafted before, I guess, but there's a first time for everything." "I feel like you could do some real damage out there!" "Well then it's settled! You're all enlisted!" "You will be flattened." "Hey hey! Welcome to the new army! We're gonna go and tear down some walls!" "We could like chill, hang out maybe? Then we do a war?" "I don't really like the way she was talking about my privates." "It's a great opportunity for espionage!" "Great, you're still alive! I'm glad you survived the fight!" "I've always wanted to be promoted to something bigger than what I ever I am." "That's right! You're the biggest soldier that they've ever had." "You're gonna do such good fighting, and you're so big." "Oh, sorry, I need my puffer for my asthma right now." "You sound like a girl I served with back in-- no I shan't say it." "It's nice to know there are other people out there that crave violence as much as I do." "Are those things supposed to be following behind us?" "Keep your head down, boy. They almost got you." "She looks like she LOVES this." "I've just been chilling here so I have no eyes out there at all." "Are you enlisting children?" "Teach me about this 'hee hee ha ha's." "We have nuclear weapons?! We've gotta use that shit immediately!" "I dug it up and it's a big bomb, and we can throw it at the enemy combattants, but only if we act quick!" "Nope! You're watching Princess Bride with me!" "And we never… oh we did see them again." "So the fact of the matter is I lied about the bomb." "I'm gonna need you to kill all the eme-ny combattants as big and sword and strong as you can." "Do you think I'm gonna make it home to my wife and kids at this rate?" "Not nukes, but you know, we got little bombs… we got… that's about it, we only have underwater bombs." "I've been strangling them with my bare hands." "Out on the battlefield you need to use any weapon you can get your damn hands on." "All of your weapons look like pieces of trash, so I don't know what to tell you!" "The war effort must be going pretty bad if they're sending children out to the junkyard." "Is it normal when the general of the army has her soul removed by an evil woman?" "The only race you need to win is the arms race!" "I'm really glad that my legal guardians are masters of warfare." "I was expecting some kind of earth-shattering kaboom." "That was the key to winning this war!"

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a collection of fifty starters from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd episode 4, part 1/3.

"Looks like you're up to your ears in bitter tears, buddy." "We've been stuck in here for about a week now, by my reckon." "This is a beautiful lesson in giving small children a license." "He sinned quite well, didn't he, [name]? And so have you! That's why we're here!" "I hear there's a new one… but I wouldn't know." "What an amazingly dated sentence." "Maybe when we get out of here, I'll be able to retire off this." "Thankfully food is not a concern here, but water is." "Well, if there's blood, that means there's a heart!" "Is that what all the kids are doing these days? I guess I'm finally hip with it." "I guess I'm gonna have to kill again. The warrior's hand is never truly at rest." "Do you have any friends your own age? Out of curiosity." "She should feel weird about it." "Hey, do you know whose baby that is?" "I've gotta be honest, shit's just sort of happening to me right now." "Yeah! Get outta dodge on a bon-less bon voyage!" "I'm temporarily suspending that thing I said about killing." "I'm gonna show you a good time. We're having a lot of fun today." "I have your son! I have him!" "[Name]'s really nice. He only gets taken by evil people sometimes." "I was thinking the blood would be red, but it looks pretty green in here." "I don't usually guess much about anatomy these days." "Alright, put it… put it down. We're friends." "Sometimes the sword speaks through me." "Once it has been drawn, it can never be sheathed until it draws blood again." "I'm re-suspending you killing people!" "Ohh, get away from me! I don't wanna go back to jail!" "Hey, would you like to play Red Dragon Inn with me?" "I was thinking about what you said earlier, about having friends my own age, and I was like… uh, well, no." "I do have you freaks, and we could like, hang out on this boat together." "Can you stop looking at me like that? You're making me very nervous, gonna be honest." "I just wanna hang out with you. Is that okay?" "Oh my God. Dammit, dude! Oh, YOU GOTTA STOP!" "You're in your, like, thirties! Leave me alone!" "I don't think 'stomet' is a word." "Yeah, he doesn't really like getting put on the spot, sir." "I don't think we can beat that, I think we should just pack up and go home." "Now, [name]! It's been five minutes since you last took a life!" "Does it count as a life if he's some sort of undead thing?" "I've always wanted to live forever." "You don't know your own strength, buddy!" "Well it's God's problem now." "I didn't realise cheating was illegal, sir. I always thought it was the way to victory." "Oh, everybody's a soveregn citizen here." "Last time I cheated on something, it went great! The only thing I lost was my son!" "You've never told me about that in all the years I've known you." "That's what I would do if I was a dad." "This is a good workout if you're interested in getting big and strong like me." "I'm working on my badass action lines. I hope that one was pretty good." "I'm trying to hide my shame and this FUCKING KID keeps shooting my poophole!"

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a collection of fifty starters from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd episode 3, part 2/2.

"And of course I have my best guy on the task." "That's good to know, I was a little bit afraid that we weren't gonna do anything." "Why would you be afraid of that? Do you not have faith in me?" "You guys wanna hear my ASMR tricks?" "After that, we can finally do the thing we're planning to do, I think?" "Get behind these boxes with me! We'll hide together!" "What, you got Balatro in there or some shit like Solitaire or something?" "Your kingdom is about to be under siege." "I don't think we can siege this kingdom, guys." "It's taking us! [Name], we're being kidnapped!" "Ow! I just wanted to start a garden!" "Fucking kill these guys for me! Right now!" "This guy's kinda freaking me out. This might have been a mistake, actually." "I didn't even think there were bigger numbers than fifty." "You guys have strange words wherever you're from." "Oh hey guys! I got kidnapped." "I'm gonna rub my shit until something happens!" "That guy's scratching his ass over there." "Women are always turning into spider jars these days." "I promised I would never unsheathe this sword unless it was for a good reason." "That guy is the most unreliable person I've ever seen." "I'd put that thing in my fucking butt to make sure no one found it!" "Haha! That's not even what I wanted!" "I think I'm gonna take his place or something. He's really starting to get on my nerves." "I hope you don't mind that either. I'm kind of going against our plans a little." "You guys ever see that episode of The Magic School Bus?" "My mom didn't usually let me watch that show, she was afraid I'd get in a traffic accident." "Snork mimimimi!" "Does he just do whatever anyone says out loud?" "I don't know why he's so scared, he's just kinda standing there." "I'm just putting in my time. I'm on the clock." "Well fellas, the good news is I don't think I took another life today." "Well, I guess that's the bad news covered." "Yeah, that's what I was saying 'oh shit' about, in case you were wondering." "Is it magma or lava when it's in the hole?" "Truce! Truce! Kill him!" "I think it's good what happened to that thing." "Why God?! I never did anything wrong ever!" "The boys at NASA invented this thing last night." "Holy shit, I'm glad I didn't fall down there." "I don't know why he had so much trouble with this shit, it's pretty easy." "I don't remember this thing going this fast! Hang on!" "I keep telling you guys you shouldn't let me pilot these things." "But, you know, having our lives is worth something, right guys?" "How much do you think a bug is worth?" "I don't like that this guy is just playing God like that." "Mid-life crisis you know! It happens to the best of us." "Uh, hey, is anyone else seeing this, by the way? No, seriously, look in front of us." "We're older than them! How could they be kicking our butts?!" "What? That wasn't weird. You're weird. You made it weird by reacting that way."

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a collection of fifty starters from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd episode 3, part 1/2.

"That sounds like what happened to me. Oh, dear." "I guess they don't have any food here in Hell, do they?" "Were you going to eat them, sir?" "In this place, eventually all life fades, turned to naught but dust." "Well, I'm feeling pretty bright." "That's because you're new here." "Holy shit! I'm out of here! Fuck this!" "I don't think I can kill you here, sir." "[Name], I've told you so many times not to call me food!" "I mean, I guess if you look at it in a certain way, sure." "I'm not sure what he was talking about, there's all this food over here." "Maybe I should change my job." "I guess it's not really a job as much as an aspiration." "I've dug the hole, now we just need to place the charge." "I'll have you all arrested!" "Surely I'll find my way to a real afterlife, yet." "Say something, please." "Easy come, easy go, I suppose." "I don't even have to eat. I just do it because it's normal." "You're here in Hell! You're stuck with me!" "If I jump high enough, I think I could make it!" "Maybe you're meant to let go." "I wish I was somewhere else right now." "Please, don't save me…" "That's part of the hippocratic oath, sir." "Why does this place suck so much?!" "Something's wrong. My future is behind me." "It could've been better, but I suppose it could've been worse. I guess that's kinda the point, isn't it?" "Do you think you can handle that, [name]?" "We just have to enjoy our nihilistic pleasures until something happens." "I think we should force him in there, and we should hold him under!" "Are you Pope-like?" "Oh I'm feeling something right now, I tell ya." "I think we all did really bad things." "Well, that's not very nice. Fuck you, dude!" "Well, I guess I'll wait for an answer some other time." "Did you learn about your flaws and your mistakes?" "Whoa, your teeth are looking bad." "I suppose some things are harder to let go of than others." "It was pretty cool though, you have to admit." "Why is everyone just staring at me?" "It kind of seems like you can't help yourself." "It's second nature! And that's how I trained him." "I don't have any choice to make at all." "This is our house. We live here, by the way. Uh. Welcome." "I swear to god I'm gonna punt him out of this room." "Is that gonna cause an outbreak?" "I need you to study him closely, like you would a sort of bug, or amoeba under a microscope, okay?" "There's like a bed right there and I think I'm just gonna take a little nappie-poo, and maybe just take a little melatonin?" "Oh my God, he remembered."

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a collection of fifty starters from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd episode 2, part 3/3.

"Oh, it's the jungle! I knew we'd get here!" "I think he would have started shitting on the floor in some kind of display of territorial marking." "I thought you knew how to drive!" "I'm not old enough to drive yet, your majesty." "That sort of stuff doesn't usually happen to a boy like me." "Well, I guess my ribs are all better now. Thanks for fixing that." "Never before have I felt so alive. I feel as though I have been walking through a dream my entire life and now my eyes are open." "Hey, guy. What it do?" "You seem like you love killing animals." "You know, you're awful quiet for a strong fella like you. It's a little hard to tell when you're not moving your lips around." "See? Look at how I enunciate. This is like a cultural exchange. I teach you how the lips work… Well, god, what do you teach me?" "That my girl. You see her? She right there." "Well, sir, I think rules were meant to be broken." "Oh, I'm never letting you drive the car ever again. You lied to me!" "I'm trying to sleep off the pain from when we got nearly killed to death by that dog!" "The hell? Why do things keep shitting all over the place? I'm sick of it!" "Oh, that's a lovely name for such a little freak." "Woohoo-- oh, y'all are still mad at each other for some reason." "Only some of them are animals, you fucking dick." "I can talk to them as much as I want, by the way." "Okay, then can I keep this? Just like as… I mean, 'cause I found it. Finders keepers, you know what they say." "You can keep any poop you find on the floor, [name]." "Okay, really quick. This is off-topic. What is your name? You haven't told me." "If you don't tell me your name right the fuck now, I'll lose it!" "You've heard me say my name a couple of times. You've been in the same room when I've said it." "Welcome to my tea party. I always do this before we kill them all…" "And every time he says that, I say, Can you not? Can you not say it like that?" "If you mention the French in front of me again, I'm going to have a conniption fit." "Oh, so they were made by God or something…" "Is blood nice? I guess I've never really thought about it very much." "You sound like a boy that I could get along with." "Oh, wait, I left the gun outside. Looks like you have to live another day." "[Name], it's not suicide if I'm pulling the trigger." "They look cringe as fuck. Kill them." "I don't really think about much, normally. I'm more of a "talk out loud" kind of guy. But, you know, just this once, I'll have a thought." "Be careful, he almost blew up the earth!" "I only have one bullet I can ever shoot at at any given moment. I have to go all the way back to camp if I want to shoot the gun again!" "Just bring three bullet! FUCK!" "Can you stop crashing out for one fucking second?" "He's not very good at aiming that thing. It's kind of pathetic." "Finally, another fight worthy of my talent. You fellas might want to look away." "I dunno, fellas. I think you missed out by not rolling around in that thing's viscera." "You know, usually you want to aim that at the target when you pull the trigger. It seems pretty straightforward. Why not take the shot?" "Ooh, look at me, I'm [name]! I'm riding around on my invisible shit bike. Ooh, I'm so cool!" "Technically, this is now self-defense, so whatever happens next is not my fault." "Thank you for the advice, boy! I brought ten bullets with me this time, and I made a new friend!" "Well, that's a shame. I was really hoping I could take the shot myself." "I did just take a human life. It's normal to be scared." "I suppose it's time for my just desserts." "What are you doing? What are you doing? Unhand him! NO!" "Oh no, wait. This is actually horrible."

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a collection of fifty starters from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd episode 2, part 2/3.

"Well, fellas, that last adventure was a real bust." "I'm thinking maybe if we go somewhere with a lot of bloodsport, we can get someone out here who could teach me about-" "You gotta get that boulder over there, okay?" "You're a fucking child, holy shit. That is so fucking weird. You're like a guy, but way smaller. You're like some kind of little baby." "What is this, a fucking dog?" "I just took a pill and it's making me feel awesome." "Okay, I want to see where he's going with this." "No, you gotta watch for it. You gotta let me do this." "You know, you could hit him with that stick and he would die." "I'm just gonna rub my big belly if you don't mind. It feels really good when I do it." "So I'm just, you know… What was you guys doing here again?" "We're going to find out who can break their own spine the fastest!" "I've never had a dollar before." "Well, fellas, I figure if we drop enough bodies, then maybe someone will have to come and patch these poor bastards up." "Yeah, I fucking did it! I'm the king of battle!" "Oh my god, he's wearing my clothes!" "You have really nice hair. Your hair looks like my hair. We could be friends." "I think I'm gonna base my entire personality off that guy." "Who the fuck keeps coming into my fucking house?" "I feel like I've achieved a state of nirvana in the heat of battle." "I'm thinking maybe if that guy locked his door, he'd have less weird people walk in." "Who's playing this fucking music?!" "Millions will fall. Woohoo!" "You go out there and put him in the dirt! Or I'll put YOU in the dirt!" "Your lips are pretty kissable." "That's the only dollar I had. I'd better not lose it. Or else… the darkness…" "The average spine takes five years to cure!" "Oh, okay. I'm gonna have to fight you then." "You know, I think he'd have a lot less issues if he'd be more direct to the people he wants to talk to instead of telling a young boy of twelve." "That's a good lesson. Thank you for teaching me that lesson. I'll make sure to remember it forever." "Oh! You hurt my knee!" "Don't fucking walk away while I'm fucking talking to you, okay!? Listen to- You've gotta fucking listen to me!" "I've seen him in books and stuff. I kind of wanted to go say hi." "I can walk, you know. You can put me down." "You hear that? We're gonna get two dollars!" "I'm learning all about animals today. Shame I'm not learning about the one thing I came here for." "I don't know what he was gonna say. He just died." "And so, you guys did a really good job cleaning up my house and I'm really, really sorry for saying all those mean things." "You know, it feels really insincere that you're reading this off a piece of paper." "Listen, I tried to make a fucking apology, okay?" "You guys must have been working out, huh?" "I bet you could walk straight up these brick walls with those puppies." "I've never thought about trying that before. Just goes to show you a new perspective goes a long way." "I just realized that guy's like a goat or something." "I'm a fucking beautiful, beautiful man." "That was a fucking bust again. But we got a dollar!" "I am a god carved out of onyx, and the child is ruining my life! This is unfair!" "Ohhhhh… I'll have to break his spine myself." "My whole world is falling apart, and I'm lost in my own house!" "Yes, I thought it would be fashionable."

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a collection of fifty starters from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd episode 2, part 1/3.

"I'm late! I'm late! Oh! I have to… oh, my colonoscopy meeting is soon!" "The sooner I can get this done, the sooner I can go eat!" "They don't usually have this many doors where I'm from." "That guy was late as hell. Are you late?" "Oh, well it's excellent to meet you too, man." "It was real nice of him to put some food on the counter." "Why did you drinking that do that to me?" "Yeah, queen! I'll do the colonoscopy for ya!" "Having to go to work when you're on an empty stomach is terrible!" "Yeah, my rate's maybe two, maybe three hundred dollars for the appointment." "Double? No, triple! You'll get paid triple and you'll like it!" "I met one once who knew half of cardiology. Two of them!" "Alright, I'm just going to sit quietly. This is delicate work." "Did you bring the tools? We need to get the show on the road." "He's kind of a tool." "You're putting me in jail 'cause I don't know about hearts?" "This isn't the butthole kingdom, now is it?" "I've got some toothpicks, I've got a ball of lint… I used to have a nail file." "You mind breaking some shit? It's cool, it's like fun for me to watch. It's like TV." "Well, I'm sorry you're with me at all times! Unless you're not." "You guys are my legal guardians now." "Shouldn't that thing be dead? It's head is off of its body!" "I think I'm good on sleeping. That's how it works, right? You bank it up and then you're good for later." "It would appear that he is exhausted as fuck!" "I actually, like… That took it all out of me. I'm not gonna lie." "Here, read this. It's going to help you in the days ahead." "I deem this asshole guilty!" "But be warned: if you pick the wrong one… You'll never learn a thing for at least 10 extra minutes." "You know, I don't think this is how surgery works, but I guess I'm not the expert here, now am I?" "Well, one of us has a degree and the other doesn't! And it's neither me nor you." "I'm feeling like box number two today." "What are you gonna do to my colon?" "THAT'S THE WRONG BOX, CHILD!" "I didn't know the library was gonna be this difficult." "Are you going to do something to my colon, or is this about reading? I'm really lost here." "Hey, kid, don't let them stop your pursuit of knowledge!" "Any of us will die for anything!" "Later, suckers! I don't even have a doctorate!" "I hate this shit! I hate this shit so much! Shut the fuck up! I'm gonna kill you!" "Don't be mean to me! Like, seriously." "I suppose that's what we get for appreciating art." "That's not grammatically correct, but that's okay!" "Fellas, I'm starting to think this metaphor is a little heavy-handed." "Well, just goes to show you, a heavy hand can destroy any foe with one mighty blow." "You've killed a man. You're getting good at this!" "When my kingship is fully established, we will not be allies." "Remember, you're my guardians, so his death is on your hands." "Looks like a pill. Which one of us should take it?" "Yeah, that one sucked. That was real bad. You can kill me." "The bloodlust has been sated, and now we can move on."

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a collection of fifty starters from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd episode 1, part 3/3.

"Yeah, now that I look at it, that's not even really a sword." "Oh… that's a broken rib. That's a broken rib. That's one more broken rib." "I'll ping their general location so you guys know where they are." "Friends with me? Now that's a concept." "That's a w-w-woman! She's w-w-white!" "How lucky that even a boy like me can come back from the dead." "Even better that we took him away from the scene of the crime before the cops arrived." "Cops are going to be the least of our problems soon." "Do you guys have any clams or something I could chow down on?" "I found out this new stuff called melatonin." "He famously hates the beach, so he's gonna take every chance he can get to not talk about it, okay?" "An involuntary nap? That doesn't sound restful at all!" "At least one or two or three or four. Or five." "That's like what I went through that one time when I was doing a night job." "I mean, I'm thinking maybe if I change my clothes, I'll stand out less." "I don't know why you have to be so fucking rude to this kid." "If this thing was made of rubber, I wouldn't've had to worry about anything." "He's our most paranoid friend, and we love him anyway, but it's kind of hard to deal with sometimes when you just want to have a conversation about, like, video games or snacks." "After I die, please write a book series about me being flat." "Well, I guess it's all up to the 15-year-old once again." "Do you guys normally get this many metal clowns around here doing library outreach, or is this…" "I've got to be honest with you. I can't remember the last time I had to beat away this many people." "And you just beat him to death?" "Well! Who knew you had such rage in you?" "You are wearing my clothes. Copyright infringement." "Your dental hygeine is impeccable!" "We should go on a big adventure together as an RPG party." "Ah, yes! I agree with whatever the fuck you just said." "That is going to be the power that drives my evil deeds to their ultimate fruition. And I love fruition…" "Dude, you're like a child… You're like a small guy… That's so crazy…" "I think we should leave and make sure we're not on the same planet as that woman!" "I think that's optometry, sir." "I don't really know who "they" are, but someone must have told me they say it." "A taste, for now. Just a taste. You'll spoil the main course!" "The closer you get to the secret, the greater your shadow becomes." "It was on the tip of my tongue… Something I wasn't remembering. Or didn't want to remember. Brains are tricky like that." "Maybe I could eat the fish raw. Like, maybe that's good." "I realize this comes rather sudden, and it is a heavy burden to bear." "Oh, and my wife is probably--" "No, nobody can fucking understand it." "I feel like that was out of a lack of confidence. I'm scared!" "I hope I don't have that weird dream about church again tonight." "That's a great idea. Except I have one a little bit better." "I'm not actually sure if that's the expression." "How the fuck did you two get in here?" "Do you remember if I live here, or is this some kind of wandering through situation?" "That stuff's I hear it's bad for you." "Well, I guess it is my birthday pretty soon. But I don't know if I can make it come any faster unless you know any tips and tricks." "It turns out fighting is a lot more complicated than that." "And that made your bones very weak. They're vulnerable. You didn't have enough calcium growing up, did you?"

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do no harm starter sentences.

a collection of fifty starters from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd episode 3, part 1/?

"All of my friends have been judged already, but I've been left alone." "I guess I'm fucked for death." "Seems like every world has the same problems, doesn't it?" "I was just saying that we're fucked up together." "I forgot to get a refill on my Lexapro. What am I gonna do?" "The tastiest morsels always run the furthest." "I have a bad habit of talking over people, you know. It's really difficult for me but I'm trying my best." "We're all food." "I guess I'm learning a lot about the soil cycle today." "This is a Federal Offense! I've told you so many times!" "Is there a difference between a job and an aspiration?" "They will learn. They will be broken." "God, they're all gone, and now I have to take matters into my own hands!" "I wish to live a simple Daoist life!" "They say if I eat enough people, I could go to Heaven Christian-style!" "That bridge was a metaphor for something but I don't even know what anymore." "I will not make it through the winter and I will die." "I thought I would be deprived of all senses, but I'm just deprived of sight. What a punishment." "I would rather be in the burning pits of Hell on a spit." "That could be awesome, or it could be bad." "I've lived this moment a million times over." "Why would you do that? I'm now stuck with the burden of hope." "Is it less of a kindness to let them keep remembering what they once were?" "I'm noticing you like it when I touch the HELL button, sir." "This seems like a pretty apt punishment for the horrible things I've done in my life." "I suppose in some way or another I'm paying back some sort of karmic debt this way. I didn't realise I owed so much in interest." "That's how you beat up God." "I think it's good that you died." "I literally brush and floss at least once a month. I'm way better than I used to be." "You probably shouldn't kill anyone. At least that's my advice." "Well, my legal guardians seem to think it's okay, so in the eyes of the law…" "You're not spilling the blood or taking the life of-- well, I mean, it's not that bad." "I guess I'll only use my sword as a tool of justice. But whose justice do I follow?" "This morality shit is easy." "Before you ask, I was born in a barrel." "I never thought I'd meet one of those guys that goes down the waterfall." "Also my back is stuck to this wall. I think the paint was wet when I leaned on it." "Do any of you other guys have a hard time understanding anything she's saying, like, most of the time?" "This motherfucker gives me such a migraine." "I think he's cursed. I tried to kill him like five times. He comes back every time." "We're trying to plot evilly! We're trying to do evil schemes and you're really getting in the way!" "I'll fucking destroy you! I'll kill you! Kill him! Get him!" "I think conquering the world is something I'd love to do, if you don't mind." "You do not wanna be around that guy. He's loud as fuck." "Hey, how's it going? I was thinking about maybe kidnapping you and starting some evil plots or something. Is that chill?" "I thought quicksand was just a legend!" "I suppose I did swear not to take another life." "It's hopeless. That girl will never like me because I don't know how to count." "You're a little slow, you know that? I've been standing here for fifteen minutes already." "I'm sick to bastard death of this thing."

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do no harm starter sentences.

a collection of fifty starts from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd, part 2/4

"No one will remember you at all." "You'll just be known as the boy that made my wall look like shit." "Well, even a bad story is a story people tell each other, sir." "You are never going to see me again." "You are the most important man in my life." "What kind of weird guy lives in a house?" "Failure, death, demise, death, destruction, death… anything can be a story." "This kid's trying to kill God." "So that's words?" "But you have to go through my maze to get to it." "Why is she always making us go through these gay and stupid mazes anyway?" "You know, running is surprisingly easy in these ergonomic clown shoes for boys." "You're copying me? Oh my god, you're copying me, you're literally-" "I done and I touched your star." "Dude, that was really awesome. I'm really proud of you." "You think a star is like some kind of egg?" "I think I'm going to get allergies if I sniff that stuff." "Yeah, I'm not going to let you finish that sentence." "I'm not really sure what monetary value is these days. Or ever." "Make sure it is as aimless and seemingly improvisational as possible." "Wouldn't it be so fucking goddamn hilarious if I ate at Burger King today." "Well. I guess my husband is gone." "You have to go and find him and figure out what he's on right now." "Fealty to me!" "I've got some plans for an amazing new fashion line!" "Holy shit, how'd you build this in such a short amount of time?" "That's the power of, uh… two rats." "Alright, get ready for the miracle of life!" "Oh jeez, that's my privates." "You know, you never answered if you knew how to drive or not. I don't know why I let you take the wheel." "Well, that kind of stuff normally doesn't appear in the sky these days." "Something has frustrated the local wildlife." "Yeah, it's looking like a lot of things." "Is that supposed to happen when you make a friend?" "Why aren't you… why aren't you holding my hand, buddy?" "I never really wanted to make history." "I think one of my friends just got eaten by some kind of hole." "It seems like everyone in my life is leaving me these days." "Holy shit, do you think it's… no, I shan't say it." "Well, I think you just popped my shoulder back into its socket." "This is not a cigarette I'm holding, I stopped smoking a long time ago." "I've been drinking coffee all day and shitting my brains out." "You jump into that portal in the back over there and you should grow up real quick." "Please buy one, or two, or as many as you can, please." "If you crawl into the box in the back there and turn the light on, it'll get real hot." "I mean, I think my outfit might draw some attention." "Do you wanna play swords with me?" "I think I'm just going to stay over here and maybe avoid any grievous wounds." "I guess you're not avoiding any grievous wounds today." "I think I could really use some work on my witty one-liners."

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do no harm starter sentences.

a collection of fifty starts from snapcube's kingdom hearts rtfd, part 1/4

"I'd like to tell you a story about a dream I had." "I won't lose you. Stay here, stay awake." "A heart doesn't beat without blood, you know." "Would you like to know less?" "At this moment, it's not you who needs to know." "I promise I'm trying." "This is actually great progress. You're responding well!" "Right now, you have to fight." "The things I don't know could fill a… really… big… hole." "Everyone likes your new shoes." "Do you think even storms need friends?" "There's always a book with something you don't know." "Wall art's been a tradition since around the caveman times." "Hey, how come I didn't pick up boundaries earlier?" "It was on the tip of my tongue… Something I wasn't remembering. Or didn't want to remember." "There was a hole. I knew its shape, but I didn't know what was missing. I just knew the outline." "I don't like the food dream." "You've been asleep for three days." "That's kind of weird. Did it bring you any satisfaction?" "I didn't think you could really eat those things." "Heya, besties! We are out of fresh food and water." "Yeah, we're gonna die here." "That's okay! As long as we're together." "So let me get you back up to speed since you've been asleep for so long." "I need you to go collect some items for me." "I don't know if you noticed. Everyone's acting a little weird." "That stuff's no good for you." "That stuff's great!" "I'm gonna teach you a little bit about pain, buster." "I can feel the power coursing through me with every passing day." "Every day I wake up a little bit older and stronger." "Oh shit. I'm so sorry." "I forgive you. Everything you do is wonderful." "So I just want you to look and see what I'm seeing." "I hope they have a doctor wherever we go." "Alright, this is giving me a headache." "Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not there."  "You think maybe they'll take me on as an apprentice?" "He's like, the most skilledest guy." "Well, you gave me a concussion earlier. That's the first step in healing a concussion." "But, you know, collect them all, whatever." "I'M NOT TELLING!" "He's being real secretive, these days." "It's the best day of my life! Woo!" "Why'd you do that, buddy? I thought we were friends." "Well, you don't have to look at my mouth so much. Pick another part." "How can I not look at it?" "Your line work sucks." "I like to substitute my own experience there." "Why are you defiling my property?"

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shadow the hedgehog real-time fandub starter sentences.

a collection of thirty starters from snapcube's rtfd, part 2/?

"okay, well i guess i'm gonna go! bye!"

"i don't what you're thinking of doing, but i'm gonna stop it right here!"

"do you see what i've become? do you see what I've created?"

"COULD YOU STOP?!"

"so, how about we all go a vacation here and, uh..."

"you just gotta, you know, platform."

"how do you feel about gun rights?"

"that's weird. kinda stereotypical."

"i think i should have the right to hold the gun!"

"remember that one time i said i should have the right to hold the gun?"

"so, you wanna go find a gun together?"

"okay, so i'm gonna have to break down the myth of americana."

"you know what, figure it out yourself! i shouldn't explain everything to you."

"it seems like he really wanted to get into something there."

"man, i don't know, that's a little complicated, even for me."

"here, fight this."

"i'm kind of struggling with what exactly it is we're doing here."

"what is this, the good place?"

"would you look at me when i'm talking to you?"

"you're making me think about this way more than i ever have."

"oh, god, rats! i love rats!"

"i'm gonna go give him a hug."

"oh, this leads to so many questions."

"he thinks i'm a pervert now."

"uh, bing-bong, hey, what's up, you're doing a bad job."

"i really need you to up the ante, bud."

"what the- what the fuck is that? do you see that?"

"you stupid bitches."

"yeah, so i'm gonna kill you."

"engaging suck apparatus."

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how could william be responsible for the missing children incident. he would never miss a child.

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asgore songs have been disastrous for me.