So..
Like…
Is anybody else only learning now that the UK is having an election between an angry pissy right wing elitist and a man who wears a bin on his head?!
He calls himself count Binface and the funniest part is he has a real possibility of winning because his policies are genuinely pretty tight
He’s an and I quote, “5,900-year-old intergalactic space warrior from Sigma IX, who wears a dustbin on his head and has never, by his own admission, been to Clacton.”
Apparently he’s a British writer who’s been doing this for a while.
His policies:











