ratbastard

dont mind me im just trashin

[furiousunfish]

GUYS it's been a while lol but this account will be lively again HAHAHA I RE-READ ORV

[furiousunfish]

kdj : violence isn't the answer

yjh : you’re right

kdj : *sighs in relief*

yjh : violence is the question

kdj : what

yjh, bolting away : and the answer is yes

kdj, running after them : NO-

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yjh : i prevented a murder today

kdj : really

kdj : how’d you do that

yjh :

yjh : self control

[furiousunfish]

kdj : he stole from me first!

sp & yjh's kkomas : mhm

kdj : stole my heart...

yjh :

yjh : it is still illegal to commit murder

[furiousunfish]

kdj : hsy, can I talk to you for a second?

hsy : yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and yjh are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

kdj : What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books

hsy :

hsy : the only thing u read is an endless apocalyse book

[furiousunfish]

kdj to yjh in a nutshell :

technically yjh is fucked yknow

[furiousunfish]

me writing my essays like my fanfics 🤦‍♀️

[furiousunfish]

kdj : what's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

hsy : Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

yjh :

yjh : smad

[furiousunfish]

kdj : u know you're my bestfriend, my love, my family, i'll do anything for you

yjh :

yjh : i want u to stop dying

kdj : that's not gonna happen

[furiousunfish]

imagine boyfriends kim "high maintanance" dokja with yoo "i like maintaining you" joonghyuk

[furiousunfish]

alpha!yor and omega!twillight

damn right

[furiousunfish]

so we all know that kdj is an unreliable narrator and orv is written based on kdj's pov BUT WHAT IF all this time all picturization of yjh from kdj's pov was all wrong...

like what if yjh stared at kdj with love but kdj thought yjh wanted him dead already.... because YJH COULD KILLED KDJ FOR REAL IF HE REALLY WANTED TO RIGHT?

how can be a person so dense damn

[furiousunfish]

hsy : lets play kill, fuck, marry.

kdj : ok

hsy : ysa, yjh, lsy

kdj : easy. all are yjh

hsy : that's not how the game works

kdj : but i feel that all towards yjh

yjh , out of nowhere : u want to fuck and marry me ?

kdj : u wanna ?

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hsy , looking at yjh frowning : what the fuck is he angry about?

kdj : i called him bro

yjh : don't u dare—

kdj : but we are bros!

yjh :

yjh : i literally the one u love the most

kdj : it doesn't stop me to call u bro

hsy , looking at kdj : ...so u indeed agree that u love him

[furiousunfish]

kdj : the first moment i met you, i thought you were annoying

yjh : ...kim dokj—

kdj : you still are tho

yjh : i shall kill u then

kdj , smirking : try me

[furiousunfish]

kdj : everyone

kdj : we have an announcement to yall

kdj : yjh and i are no longer friends

yjh :

kdjc :

hsy : this is the worst way to tell everyone that you two dating

[furiousunfish]

this is

KINKY

i like it tho