[8eyonce-blog]

if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money id just laugh and search with them

[theexfiles-deactivated20190101]

whenever someone says “mental illness is all just in your head!!” all i can think of is

[xmidnightfantasy]

[hestheoriginal]

I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via elliot tebele)

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[fmelku]

[heijian]

not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy 

[parkway-nosedive]

there are two ways to read this

[corporation-cats]

[newshoes]

[c1504]

Whenever I need motivation I just google Gordon Ramsey 

[mjalti]

I’m screaming lmfao

[stuck-inasmalltown]

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

[physiologyfan-deactivated201801]

don’t you miss the days when we didn’t have to be so politically correct all the time?

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[mysharona1987]

[vaureos-inactive-deactivated202]

universities be like: Ha ha yes, we totally c$are abou$t you$r Educa$tion!! our $tudent’s learning is our numb$er one pri$ority :$)

[e-m-pathy-deactivated20170518]

Despite how bad I feel for Philippines and Colombia, I’m just going to leave this here. (not my tweet btw)

[polysensates-deactivated2015080]

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

[isnt]

The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.