Fergalicious

hi I'm michelle and I'm fluent in sarcasm.

[coleh0le]

Funerals 60 years from now …

[cowten-deactivated20220510]

OH MYFUCKING GODDDD

[bojacks-deactivated20201214]

[antique-symbolism]

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

[gayrob0t]

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

[antique-symbolism]

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

[gayrob0t]

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

[iguanamouth]

[fag]

[uraliengf-deactivated20160703]

this is how i wanna die @god pls take notes

[lopmon]

[lopmon]

[lolisbian-deactivated20140831]

[majortvjunkie]

so much drama in one photo

[jujubee58]

somebody hold me back

[hardnope]

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[sandyliliana-deactivated2016081]

[treeprince]

when u tryna be cheesy but everyone around u is laughtose intolerant

[ruinedchildhood]

[bonginspector]

How tf California in a dtougbt

There’s water to the left of y'all Like Go get it. It’s always been there.

[songsabout-kay-deactivated20230]

you know how hard it is to take saltwater and make it drinkable? Not that simple

[bonginspector]

Why ont you start with removing the salt from ya attitude

[furbymaster-dead-deactivated201]

rise

[alarmingpenguin]

free shipping

on orders $75 or more

[l0stkeys-deactivated20230721]

can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you. asdfghjkl

[m0iety-blog]

[kvotheunkvothe]

The Moon by Nosigner is a topographically-accurate LED light created based on data retrieved from the Japanese lunar orbiter spacecraft Kaguya, appropriately named after the legendary Japanese moon princess Kaguya-hime.

JAX, YOU PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

[fucktsunderes-deactivated201312]

im putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me