his bittersweet started to rub off on me

because sometimes tall smirky boys fall in love with sweet fussy muffin boys and no one can blame them

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A bench scene continuation. ~3,000 words.

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“I’ve never held hands before,” TJ murmurs. “I didn’t think it would feel like this.”

“Yeah,” is all Cyrus can say in response. The feeling is overwhelming him still. He wonders when he’ll adjust to it, then thinks that maybe he won’t.

TJ clears his throat a little, swallows audibly, and lifts his gaze again. Cyrus meets his eyes, and can feel the air shift around them as they each consider what they want to say next.

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_________________________________________ Notes: Takes place between “Moving Day” and “We Were Here”. Canon compliant. Seven unique endings. Word count ranges from 750 to 1500, depending on the path...

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Choose Your Own TYRUS Adventure! A Read-and-Click Fic Game!

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Notes: Takes place between “Moving Day” and “We Were Here”. Canon compliant. Seven unique endings. Word count ranges from 750 to 1500, depending on the path you take. Just click the links as you go, and hit the back button as needed!

Aaaaand START!

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Cyrus is nestled comfortably in a booth at The Spoon with a fresh basket of steaming baby taters. He’s waiting patiently for Buffy to show up when she texts to say she got caught up with Marty and lost track of time. It’ll probably be at least five more minutes before she arrives.

How does Cyrus choose to distract himself while he waits?

A) Tater Theater! (Begin a dramatic re-enactment of Holes.)

B) Sad Boi Selfies! (Spam Buffy with pictures of his poutiest little face.)

C) Amber Alert! (Call Amber over to the table for a chat.)

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Are you newer to the fandom? Just curious. Also read your prompt and loved it. You’re one of the few people I’ve enjoyed writing from in the friendom! Will be sending prompts to you so I can keep reading more!

Awww, thank you! I’ve been watching Andi Mack for a few months, but I was busy with other fandoms, so I’m only just now starting to make AM content. A little late to the party, I know, but I’m gonna try to pump out as much writing, drawing, and editing as possible in the near future to make up for it!

And I’ll consider pretty much any kind of prompt. Carty crack? Sure, maybe! Cyrus friendship fics with Buffy or Jonah or Amber or whoever? I could be into that! I know it’s Tyrus week, and most of us are the most amped up to see Disney’s first official canon mlm relationship between main characters, but I’m open to other flavors of content creation too. I can’t promise to fill every single prompt, but I’ll do what I can!

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prompt : tyrus at the bashmitzvah

Renting a chocolate fountain was an awesome idea — in theory. But as soon as Cyrus was able to slip away from the crowd and actually try it, he realized maybe he should’ve dragged one of the girls over with him for assistance. Sure, his strawberry skewers were coated in warm, chocolatey goodness... but so was part of the tablecloth. Clearly, this was not a snack option for the uncoordinated and unsteady-handed. Cyrus frowned down at the mess, silently calculating the odds of taking a bite without dribbling chocolate all down the front of his new suit.

“Hey,” a friendly voice interrupted his sulk.

Cyrus turned to watch TJ smoothly stepping up to the table. His hair was perfectly in place, his hands were settled casually in the pockets of his pressed trousers, and he shot an amused smirk down at Cyrus’s strawberry disaster before making eye contact. Cyrus wanted to be annoyed at TJ for his effortless coolness, but couldn’t be. Cyrus was just... way too happy to see that he actually showed up. He was even wearing a nice tie, knotted with care. Jonah didn’t wear a tie, Cyrus thought, then wondered why that comparison had even popped into his head.

“Hey!” Cyrus beamed, dropping his skewer onto a stray napkin and turning his body to face TJ. “Glad you made it! Sorry I haven’t been able to say ‘hi’ sooner.”

“No, I get it,” TJ tilted his head, and his smile softened in a way that made Cyrus feel strangely, indescribably pleased. “All these people are here to celebrate you. You’ve gotta work the room.”

“Very true,” Cyrus replied with mock importance. “Schmoozing is my sacred duty as a newly-minted man.”

TJ snorted, but his smile stayed soft and open as he leaned a hip against the edge of the table.

“I noticed you have basketball games outside, even though you don’t play basketball.”

“Yeah. I wanted Buffy to be able to show off a little if she decided one of my cousins is cute or something,” Cyrus explained with a light shrug. Then, remembering that bringing up Buffy wasn’t the best idea, he immediately pivoted into a joke. “Have you been showing off to any of my cute cousins?” he asked with a ridiculous eyebrow waggle.

For some reason, the question made TJ’s mouth go tight for a moment, but he was shrugging it off a second later. “Nah, I think Jonah Beck is doing enough of that for all of us.”

“Ah. Right,” Cyrus deadpanned. He braced himself for a wave of wistful, pointless jealousy to wash over him — but it didn’t come. He mostly just felt a little bothered on Andi’s behalf. Huh, he thought. That was... interesting.

“So, can we talk about how your mom called you her Widdle Cookie Pie in front of everyone and then snuggled you?” TJ teased with a big, playful grin.

“Sure,” Cyrus laughed. “I like to own what I am. And a Widdle Cookie Pie is one of the multitudes I contain. But you probably could’ve guessed that.”

“It suits you,” TJ replied with a strange sincerity. For some reason, it made Cyrus feel kinda fizzy in his tummy.

“Well, then. You might enjoy knowing that I’m also, on occasion, her Sweet Widdle Muffin and her Bitty Brownie Bite.”

“You’re right,” TJ laughed, and his smile was almost blinding. “I really, really enjoy knowing that.”

A few long seconds stretched out around them, comfortable and warm as they just grinned at each other. TJ opened his mouth to say something else, but—

“Cyrus!” Buffy cut in, grabbing onto Cyrus’s arm. She had her phone clutched tightly in her other hand and her jaw clenched.

“What’s wrong?” Cyrus asked, quickly tensing up with worry.

“Come outside with me. I...” Buffy cut her eyes in TJ’s direction just enough to make her disdain obvious. She angled her body further between them, cutting TJ fully out of the conversation, then lowered her voice. “I have a call to make.”

“Oh,” Cyrus said, and felt all the breath go out of his lungs as he realized what she meant. “I’ll text Andi to meet us out there on the way.”

Buffy nodded, then let go of his arm and started walking towards the doors, expecting him to immediately follow.

When he looked back to TJ, neither of them were happy anymore.

“Sorry,” Cyrus reluctantly excused himself, taking a halting backwards step. He tried to force a smile back onto his face, but it didn’t feel quite right. “If I don’t see you again before you’re ready to leave, come find me to say ‘bye’! I have a commemorative hoodie to give you!”

“Yeah, great,” TJ said, forcing a smile in return.

It took some effort for Cyrus to turn away.

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[Send me a prompt! I’m accepting them through the end of finale week.]

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I’m laughing about people being like “ohhh nooo TJ is gonna see Cyrus dance like that?” because some of y’all are clearly forgetting how TJ watched Cyrus awkwardly sashay his sassy, sparkly little self across a stage at his Bash-mitzvah. Yes, TJ watched that happen and still fell in love with him, so I think it’s safe to say no amount of embarrassing dancing could make TJ less gone for him. It probably makes TJ love Cyrus even more, let’s be honest.

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Concept: TJ’s first name is Thackery...

... because his mom is a Hocus Pocus stan. We know Cyrus is quoting Winnie the Pooh in the finale, so we might as well throw in some more classic Walt Disney intellectual property crossovers. Like, let’s go ahead and make his middle name Jiminy while we’re at it. Thackery Jiminy Kippen. That would certainly explain his embarrassment.

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This is a summary of (almost) the entire plot of Andi Mack, which is obviously a great show everyone should watch. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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Prompts Open

I’m gonna try to post edits, sketches, and/or drabbles every day from Saturday to Finale Day. I already have a few things lined up, but I’m open to suggestions. Feel free to send some. :)

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fixing a mistake in a photoset after it already has hundreds of notes like

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... mind if i stay?

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Big Takeaways From the New Texts:

- Apparently Cyrus doesn’t consider his breakup with Iris to be a real breakup, and he clearly doesn’t think he has a chance with TJ, so he’s fantasizing about dating some random dude and having his first real breakup. Because he’s already anticipating the way some non-TJ dude wouldn’t work out for him.

- Either he’s already spoken openly about his crush to Andi in the past without us knowing about it, or Cyrus just knew Andi already knew without being told -- because all of that wording about TJ was 100% confirmation of the crush being an established fact between them. (It’ll be interesting to see how consistent the main canon is about that when it comes time for Cyrus to talk to Buffy and Andi about it on the show.)

- He used the word “love” in reference to his feelings staying unrequited, and even though he said it in a sassy joking context, that’s very telling. He’s covering up how deep his feelings run and how much he’s hurting with humor. Classic Cyrus.

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Honestly, same here.

Jonah and Cyrus’s friendship in particular is like it was dreamed up by a comedy thinktank. A disastrous gay intellectual and a sweet simple-minded jock being best friends? We’ve barely even touched the surface of that deep well of potential. Because sometimes Cyrus influences Jonah to be a more vulnerable, critically-thinking and emotionally-intelligent human being... but then other times something goes even a little bit wrong, and suddenly Cyrus and Jonah become the most Chaotic Dumbass duo of all time. The scene with the wax on the wall? The tent scene? I could watch hours and hours of the two of them panicking together and making slightly worrisome situations snowball out of control in a matter of minutes.

And that’s not even getting into the potential of Jonah being Cyrus’s confidante about his relationship with T.J., and how that would create so much opportunity for fun wacky situations as well as revolutionary emotional impact.

I love Buffy, and I love the soul-deep bond she has with Cyrus. No one even comes close to touching that. But there’s something powerful about the idea of little boys who look up to Jonah (as the cool athlete all the girls like) seeing him really loving and supporting his gay best friend. Hugging Cyrus, and asking Cyrus stuff about the boy he likes, and trying to play an active role in Cyrus’s happiness even if it’s a little misguided sometimes.

Like, imagine Jonah wearing The Shirt in front of T.J. and deliberately saying things about it to make T.J. jealous, thinking he’s helping but accidentally making things more complicated. Imagine Jonah being forced to awkwardly clarify to T.J. that there’s nothing going on between him and Cyrus, and Cyrus didn’t actually want to give The Shirt to him at first, etc. I have no idea if there’s enough time left for something like that to happen, but if it doesn’t I’ll always be sad that we got a whole episode about Cyrus helping to reconcile Jonah and T.J. only to have no further significant interaction or development between the three of them.

And all of that is only a fraction of the Andi Mack potential Disney is snuffing out, right when it feels like the characters and relationships have really found their grooves.

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Tyrus Things We Deserve (But Won't Get)

* The day after a silly argument with Cyrus, T.J. -- King of the Hoodies -- wears his Cyrus' Bash-Mitzvah hoodie to school as a way to get back in Cyrus' good graces without apologizing. Cyrus sees right through the ploy, but he's so charmed that he lets T.J. get away with it. They hold hands in the hall while T.J.'s friends gently heckle them for being so extra.

* The boys recruit the rest of the crew to be judges in their very serious and dramatic Muffin Bake-Off Challenge. Winner gets to choose what the loser does in the school Talent Show, because T.J. wants to see Cyrus rap and Cyrus wants to see T.J. dance. Playful sabotage and hijinks run so rampant that the crew declares them both losers and sentences them to mutual Talent Show misery.

* Cyrus goes to Jonah for advice about kissing, because he wants to kiss T.J. but he's nervous about it. Meanwhile, T.J. is having the exact same conversation with Marty, who's still kind of surprised T.J. even knows his name, let alone would come to him about something like this. The conflicting advice they get leads to several adorably awkward situations that escalate until Cyrus and T.J. finally admit to each other what's going on, ignore everything they've been told, and just fit together naturally.

* Cyrus's parents, eager to be supportive after Cyrus comes out to them, invite T.J. to dinner to get to know him. At a fancy restaurant, the meal starts out mild enough, but Cyrus's four parents quickly get into a passive-aggressive round of one-upmanship over who can bond with T.J. the most. Desperate for the dinner to end, Cyrus slips into the bathroom and texts out an S.O.S. that results in Buffy and Jonah teaming up for a Rescue Operation that quickly gets out of hand.