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[rawme-price]

Well. Its the sex pollen post. Featuring ghost ofc.

Ghost gets hit with some powder or something while dealing with drug smugglers, reports it and resolves to get checked as soon as he can.

He doesnt really need to, though, because the affects become abundantly clear moments later. His whole body sensitive and cock hard where it rubs against his boxers with every step. Ghost grits his teeth and deals with the last of the gaurds, but hes panting into the mic by the end of it. The others assume its just exertion until he practically throws himself into the humvee sporting a raging boner.

You have to scoot into soaps space with the way ghost manspreads and begins stripping his gear. Price pulls out of the parking garage when ghosts tac vest hits the floor. "Fuck- i cant-" hes whining like a dog, and soap audibly gasps when ghost unzips his pants and shucks them just low enough to pull his cock out. "I think- ahhhh shit- i think that was- hm- an aphrodisiac."

Gaz turns around from shotgun to watch incredulously as ghost jerks off. You whistle lowley for a second, eyeing the sheer girth that fills up ghosts honestly large hands "good for you, ghost."

He doesnt seem to even register the compliment, head thrown back in pleasure. Soap makes a sneaky remark about fairness and his own hard cock, but youre too focused on the way precum steadily drips down ghosts cock. "Fuck!" His hips jerk, but nothing more than a few more shiny drops of pre spill out "fuck I cant- it wont-"

Tears gather at ghosts eyes and you have no idea what possessed you, but you reach out and run a fingertips along his slit. "Oh god! Fuck yes! Dont move, please-" ghost grabs you palm, wraps it around his base as thick white spurts paint the back of the driver's seat. The sheer amount of it has soap swearing under his breath.

Ghosts cock is still hot and hard in your hand, and as he begins to rut again you realize two things. He can only cum if someone else it touching him, and he seems to have plenty more rounds in him. He let's out a pathetic whine, and you decide itd be cruel to just leave him like this.

[hermaphrosodomite]

Many such cases

[mangohyah]

Dennis is chronically getting stuck in situations™️

[miwiheroes]

lowkey mike and will starting to date before one or both of them are ready to come out to their friends and family could cause the funniest scenarios. they go to lovers lake and will keeps his shirt on for. reasons. jane hears moaning coming from will’s room and she barges in because she’s scared someone is hurt and apparently it’s because mike fell off the bed onto the floor (definitely not because will just pushed him off). will says something about like a character in a movie and mike replies “what do you think he’s hot or something” and the others blow up at him because they think he’s being homophobic and will has to try really hard not to laugh

secret relationship aus are soooo peak anon. the first scenario where will can't take his shirt off could either be because a) he has hickies somewhere that he doesn't wanna show or b) mike simply wouldn't be able to handle will without a shirt and would out them to everybody lmao

also i need more scenarios where everyone thinks mike is homophobic for him acting jealous whenever a guy talks to will but in actuality will teases him about it (and maybe fucks him about it ) later

i may have another scenario which is more soft: mike comes over for a sleepover and joyce sets up a mattress for him on the floor. in the morning, she comes into the room to put some laundry away and is really quiet to not wake them up, and then she sees them wrapped around each other in will's bed, cuddling. she's all like :)))))))))) i knew it :DDD

[angel-sweet7]

I looveeee Battat being scared of FRIEND

But what if Battat just shares his deepest darkest thoughts with it instead, and FRIEND realizes it might not be the freakiest one here

Battat: "yeah. I wish he would throw me against the wall and break my leg"

FRIEND externally: "okay"

FRIEND internally: "this guy is super fucking horrible, What's wrong with him. Kind of attractive though"

Battat (in costume): "he should realize I'm not Mike, and then take the suit off and get mad and then apologize and kiss me and also kiss Jongler and Pluey"

FRIEND: "yeah... okay"

[dubioussandwich]

More practice

[mollyollypuddingpolly]

Full House inspired au where Mike gets married and has kids, but then his wife dies (you can decide what their relationship was like. If he was gay and repressed or Bi and he did love her. Maybe this was a lavender marriage, and they had a really good platonic bond and wanted to raise kids together!)

Will- Uncle Jessie. Artsy, stylish, healthy dating life (in the beginning). But still our down to earth Will. The kids adore his art, he's always doing crafts with them.

Dustin- Uncle Joey. Goofy and silly. But still our genius. He uses said genius to help the kids get into some crazy hijinks.

Lucas and Max live next door and are heavily involved. Their child is best friends with Mike's Eldest. (The Kimmie to their DJ. This kid terrorizes Mike, like any kid of Max' would)

Jane- She and Dustin would have something similar to a Jessie and Becky relationship. (I know Danny's wife is Jessie's sister and it would make sense for her to be Mike's wife, but I will simply not do that)

I want it to be the slowest of slow burn for Mike and Will. I'm talking YEARS. Not getting together until the eldest kids graduation or something! But the whole time Will is essentially their father too and the mutual pining is intense.

Eventually, Mike would start dating again, and Will who has realized he still loves Mike and hasn't been on a date in a while, would tell himself it's time to move on.

But then, Mike spends the whole date thinking about Will, and how he is missing bedtime where they take turns making silly voices, and how he'd rather be home doing laundry because then he'd be with Will. And he's like Oh....

He races home to admit this, but then he finds Will with some guy on the couch. They have this huge argument, and Will almost moves out. They manage to patch things up, but then Mike just burries those feelings for another few years.

They'd probably both try and fail at other relationships. Just keep existing around each other in the domestic, almost perfect bliss.

Maybe when the eldest is going off to college Will mentions moving out again, the other kids are older now and Mike really can manage on his own. Dustin and Jane have long since moved out, have kids of their own. Will doesn't really want to, he just kind suddenly feels like he has been living someone else's life.

Mike is distraut, the kids are upset. They probably think he did something to make Will want to leave. He ends up talking to him and they're just like I don’t understand?? Do you too not love each other anymore?? This whole time they could see the love they had, and they knew they weren't like TOGETHER but they also kind of figured they were? Just in there own way.

Mike does not make the same mistake a second time.