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3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH 1. look at ur tummy 2. say âwow this is a cute tummyâ 3. congratulations u have a cute tummy
Ooooh La La Sex Questions
1. Top turn on?
2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?
3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?
4. Last time you masturbated?
5. Whatâs the weirdest thing that has turned you on?
6. Whatâs the weirdest thing youâve masturbated with?
7. Whatâs the weirdest kind of porn youâve watched?
8. How often do you masturbate/have sex?
9. Have you ever taken nude pictures?
10. Dom or Sub?
11. Is pain a good thing?
12. Do you like biting?
13. Do you like scratching?
14. Are you slightly horny right now?
15. Are you very horny right now?
16. Do you like face fucking?
17. 10 of your biggest turn ons?
18. Do you cook naked?
19. Do you like foreplay?
20. Have you had a vaginal orgasm?
21. Do you like sex with women?
22. Do you like sex with men?
23. Would you have sex with a trans* person?
24. Do you like your nipples played with?
25. Do you like your lips bitten?
26. Do you like to kiss with tongue?
27. How often do you masturbate?
28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room?
29. Would you have sex with a married person?
30. Would you have sex with a couple/multiple people?
31. Do you go outside naked?
32. Do you like being woken up with sex?
33. Do you give oral?
34. Would you let someone eat off of you?
35. What is the youngest/oldest you would sleep with?
36. Do you like having drunk sex?
37. Do you enjoy wearing lingerie?
38. What is your favorite thing about sex?
39. What is your favorite sexual setting?
40. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
41. Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?
42. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
43. Do you like it rough or sensual?:
44. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?
45. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
46. How do you feel about one night stands?
47. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
48. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
49. How long do you usually fore-play before doing the deed?
50. Do you like kissing during sex?
51. Does size matter?
52. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
53. What does your favorite foreplay include?
54. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
56. Do you ever worry about how youâre pleasing your partner?
57. Could you live without sex?
58. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
59. Do you like to perform oral sex?
60. Do you like to receive oral sex?
61. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
62. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
63. Have you ever been caught in the act?
64. Have you ever had sex while on drugs?
65. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
66. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
67. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
68. Do you feel your up to par in bed?
69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
70. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
71. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
72. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
73. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains ,whips, etc.)?
74. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
75. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
Send me questions! Iâd like to have a bit of fun with y'all â¤ď¸
on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
this is your only day to reblog this for a year
i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days
getting a note on a super old post
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was âheâs got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so heâd be more comfortableâ and it made me realise the world isnât all that bad
#this is team skull
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying âYou can pet me, but donât pick me up!â One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him âdid you see the sign?â He said âyeah! it says that you can pick them up but donât pet them!â Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said âI didnât read it right did I?â And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said âits ok, i know youâve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shitsâ And I still havenât gotten over that interaction.
I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. Heâs a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like âhey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but yourâs is so small I think itâs a good place to start.â Ofc I was like âyes heâs very friendly!â So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks âcan I pick him up?â And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number twoâs lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes âhey man, itâs okay just relax Iâd never let anything hurt you. Heâs a good boy.â Iâll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like âah yes the two least intimidating living things Iâve seen in Boston all day heâll feel relaxed around themâ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy
My husband had this Dungeons and Dragons group ages ago, and one of the guys was TERRIFIED of cats. The moment he sees one he freezes up and can barely breathe. Said guy is almost seven feet tall and solid wall of muscle. Whenever he came over Iâd put the cats in the bedroom and chill out with a book because my cats donât like being shut away without one of us.Â
One of my cats was pawing at the door and meowing loudly, an indication she REALLY needs to use the litter box. I let her out and decide, hey, Iâm hungry, and decide to the kitchen. I forgot to shut the bedroom door.Â
Next thing I hear is the group going completely silent. My husband very calmly asks me to come over and help him gather our two cats up. I go over to where the group is and my black cat, Cacoa, is rubbing up against the guyâs leg, purring, and doing her âlet me on your lapâ meow. The other cat, Jasper, is sitting at the window, chilling out. I go over and pick up Cacoa and tell the big dude sheâs harmless, loves laps, and would be thrilled if he pet her. Very slowly he touches my catâs face, and she leans right into his hand. He then pets her back and sighs because sheâs really soft and purring like mad. After a few minutes he asks how to pick her up and if itâs okay if she sits on his lap.
He spent the next six hours spoiling my cat. The next week he showed up with cat treats and toys because he fell in love with the cats. He told me he was doing some research on house cats, and even talked to a vet about them. A couple months later he adopted two cats and was as thrilled and excited as a new parent.Â
Oh no a new one!!!
Blessed post.
I used to work at this stable for icelandic horses and every now and then this man would turn up by the field to just watch the horses. One time I walked by him as I was going to get the horses inside, and he went âI always wanted to learn how to ride but Iâm afraid of horses because theyâre so huge. If I could ride ponies like this, maybe Iâd dare but now Iâm too big and heavy for them.â You should have seen his face when I told them that actually theyâre not ponies, just small horses and they could totally carry him. His face just lit up. Next thing Iâm helping him to get on back. Today he knows how to ride.
A few years ago my sister and I were in Daytona Beach, and we saw this huge, burly biker. Looked like the stereotypical biker: big black beard, the goggles, leather, and a bandana. He also had a baby carrier, and in that baby carrier was a tiny little orange Pomeranian. We complimented his dog and he said, in one of the deepest voices Iâve ever heard, âthanks, his nameâs Little Bear!â And he told us about how heâd take Little Bear out on his motorcycle everyday and how much the dog loved it.
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