It’s your favorite list made up of other lists...
Television: Hellavision.
☆ The succinctly named global battle, 2016 Eurovision Song Contest, is No. 1. ☆ Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. escapes quarantine, returns at No. 17 ⬇ RuPaul’s Drag Race is lip-syncing for life, falling to No. 16.
Movies: Were action movies in ‘30s called walkie talkies?
☆ Spirited Away (No. 11) will soon be a VR experience instead of just a spiritual one. ☆ She’s ba-ack. Alice Through the Looking Glass debuts No. 18. ⬇ Who will avenge The Avengers? Age of Ultron dropped twelve to No. 16.
Music: D’oh re mi.
⬆ Five Seconds of Summer (No. 1) prove they have more than fifteen minutes of fame. ☆ Azealia Banks is No. 2 for something controversial and bad. Surprised? ☆ Zayn returns to No. 15 because someone controversial and bad was mean to him.
Celebrities: Something we have in common with Jennifer Lawrence.
☆ Skai Jackson is No. 3 for standing up to someone controversial and mean. ☆ Jennifer Lawrence (No. 10) embarrassed herself in front of Harrison Ford. Good news is he had no idea who she was. ⬇︎ Lin-Manuel Miranda falls to No. 19, is arguably winning in all other areas of life.
Games: Cheat codes not advised.
⬆This is not a drill. New starter critters for Pokémon Sun and Moon (No. 1) have been revealed. ⬆ The sixth game in the Ace Attorney series gets a release date and No. 13.
Web stuff: Your favorite stuff.
☆ Welcome to Night Vale is having a puppy problem, returns to No. 9. ⬆ Our favorite vampires visited the city that never sleeps, bringing Carmilla to No. 10. ☆ Red vs Blue returns at No. 17 in celebration of its fourteenth year on Earth.
