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Eli | 27 | gender nonparticipant | my favorite Pokémon is cubchoo

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[innerchildabortionclinic]

no one knows if watching a new tv show is possible

[straprat]

Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

[thesexiestselkie]

[naanviolent]

[touchmytylenol]

This blog is literally the biggest cry for help

shut up i’ll fuck your dad

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[rioblitzle]

i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.

on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.

someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please

[byjove]

I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain

[byjove]

me when I’m baffled by the inefficiency and callousness of everything and then I remember it’s all corrupt girl

[martial-art-world]

im doing martial arts bullshit to a towering fire.you would not believe how many times ice kicked it

I'd believe you. evem if noone else does, I will beleive you. I wontever let you down,

[sirenofthetimes]

no one is coming to Save you but there are probably people coming to Help you and that rocks. embrace it

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[lesbiskammerat]

fine..if you insist

[wizardcurse]

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

[wizardcurse]

—Saturday 02nd October, 2011. 8:45pm.

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[dykecinema]