College/Roomies AU RP ideas
‘this isnt my door but i’m a little drunk and your place looks comfier than the walk back to my room.’
‘you woke up and found me passed out in the hallway naked & were very kind about it. here’s your robe back’
‘you woke up and found me passed out in the hallway naked & took numerous photos. why’
‘my roomate dates your roomate and we’ve been sitting her awkwardly as they make out for the past 10 minutes. i’m going to pretend to smoke and you’re gonna follow me out’
‘you’re in my class and i never have a pen & you always give me yours so i got you a $20 gift card to office depo as an apology’
‘you’ve sat next to me in IT for the last year and now we’ve been partnered for something & i don’t know you’re name, this is awkward’
‘The three of us haven’t slept for days because finals but now they’re over and we’ve basically collapses in a big pile on the couch. we woke up this way’
‘I’ve seen you a few times around halls but I didn’t expect to wake up next to you’
‘You’re always late to breakfast and usually I enjoy watching you run in five minutes before the hall closes but today you didn’t even show up and I had to see why not. That’s why I’m at your door with a plate of waffles’
‘I was a little too drunk and you helped me back to my dorm. how did you know where my dorm was, again?’
‘I saw you had a shirt on for my favorite band so i wore my shirt of them the next day to send you the message but turns out you were doing it ironically’
‘i was dared to kiss the next guy/girl/ person who walked through the door. sorry. pucker up’
‘I was late for class and ran into you and broke your project and now i’m spending the next two weeks helping you fix it because I feel so bad’
‘You kept putting fliers for your goddamn dungeons and dragons meets under my door and i’ was sick of it so i went to one of the damn things to tell you to quit it but you’ve got me hooked on the game & i hate you’
‘My friends left me in a club & you recognised me from dorms and helped me get home/looked after me so i’m taking you out for coffee as a thanks’
‘We take the same bus every morning and share like three classes and are always sneaking glances at eachother but the bus has broken down and it looks like we’re walking together’
‘We’re roomies and you found out I hate the smell of coffee so you make a fresh POT of coffee every morning and i’m going to end you’
‘I always stop and listen to you singing in the shower but this time you caught me. I was just listening i sweAR’
‘The dorm rules said no pets but you’ve been keeping a ______ in your room for the last 4 months and i’ve bonded with it more than I have with you’
‘I like classical and you like screamo. We’re going to have to compromise’
‘You keep changing my alarm because its waking you up too but my classes start earlier and I might just kick you ass if you do it again’
‘My train was cancelled and you drove four hours to pick me up even though we’ve only been rooming for 3 weeks’
‘You keep putting marked lines on the milk carton so you can see noones used it so i just keep rubbing them off and using it then drawing new ones on to see if you’d really notice. you noticed’
‘There isn’t any toilet roll left but i just saw you leave the bathroom without saying a thing’
‘There are two plug ports but three of us. I end up with both of them’
‘you wear shirts with references to bands you know nothing about and it really irks me so i’m gonna have to say something about it’
‘How did they managed to room two people together who were so different?’
‘You always do long presentations and I fell asleep during one of them and you confronted me about it after’
‘we’re on the newspaper together and you keep trying to write articles about ______ and its something i feel strongly about too so we plan to take over the paper from the inside over coffee’
‘we’re on the newspaper together and you keep trying to write articles about ______ and its literally pissing everyone in the news room off’
‘you’re a parachute in the school & don’t take shit seriously and think interuptting my classes is funny. i’m gonna show you how it really isn’t’
‘we’ve both been listening to Beyonce on full blast for the last 2 days and dont see any end in it. our dorm is a paradise’
‘you always have your friends over and i’m trying to study can you all go play Mario Kart some place else’
‘you’re spending so much money on take out that i’m getting sick of seeing it so i’m teaching you how to cook’
‘we have to stay over the summer for make up classes & i’ve had a year of you bragging over your good grades, this is gold’
‘you ask me out on the very last day of the year and i’m just really mad because i’ve been waiting so long for you to goddamnit’
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