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current landmark of like body + mind purification came two nights ago when i vomited on floor and realized how clean the muck looked. like an elephants shit, like earthy and healthy, like you could fertilize a farm with it. 

vomited on the floor and it smelled like hummus. and i hadn't had hummus in a good six months. and it made it crave hummus, and i bought garbanzos and lemon and made hummus and ate the hummus thinking of my vomit on my floor and it didn't turn me off it at all.

vomited on the floor and felt like that scene in infinite jest where the scottish man shits a solid shit for the first time since alcoholism and rejoices at the sanctity of a one  whole log of shit.

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oh and i remember after watching this movie looking up anne heche and she was in like a bunch of nude scenes back in the '90s and i find it really funny that she was a big sex symbol like who was getting real hard going to R-rateds and creaming over the dyslexic chick who dated john cage on ally mcbeal lol

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when i was waiting tables in shanghai i added this guy on wechat cuz he was from the same part of la as me and he had no friends in china, but later that night he was messaging me to come back to his hotel/hottub/whatever and people don't even tip in china so i was feeling "i should not have been so dang chummy at the restaurant"

anyway just recently he followed me on twitter (which is weird enough in itself because i haven't communicated with him in months and my twitter has zero posts on it) BUT when he followed me my banner image was of a guy in his underwear doing the splits which i realize now is a bit of a misleading message and i feel like 

1. i can never use this twitter account again and 

2. looking at this all objectively maybe i'm just actually gay

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after one of my yoga classes this summer this girl was really trying to get my attention but all she was doing was following me as i wandered around the shop and copying everything i did? like whenever i would pick up and look at a book or item or etc. she would immediately go over and pick up that same thing until eventually she left real quick in a huff. something about it feels  adorable to me like she had no ability to directly approach me so all she could think to do was as conspicuously as possible assert herself as being somehow already integrated with my behavior? seemed like something i would do

i went back to that studio every day and she never showed up again heh

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i aint marrying anybody man i can be an island

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i feel sometimes like i would make a really good husband cuz like my mom complains a lot that my dad isn't spontaneous enough i think? like he's a guy who's just gotten into a groove and my mom is bored with the marriage or him but i'm spontaneous as hell and don't get into grooves so i feel like i would be a good husband sometimes

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man that last one was real bad, that was a real bad gif. whenever i make these shits they look terrible and i say 'wow real bad, real bad gif' but when i upload them sometimes it's all o.k. but not that last one

this one's fine this is marcello it's always fine when it's marcello

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[futurewives]

THIS

IS NOT

A

BLOG

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i come home and i walk into my living room and my roommate is standing about a foot and a half away from the television like halfway through only god forgives and he turns to me and says "i was looking forward to this movie more than any other. i was looking forward to it so much i payed to watch it on iTunes as soon as i could and it was so terrible, i've never been more disappointed in my life."

this has happened to me SIX TIMES since i moved in

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What film is the gif with the girl with the cigarettes from?

that is diane lane at 15yo from ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous stains (imdb) where she plays a 15yo girl who starts a punk band and takes showers and she's fifteen and gets naked and you see her naked and she's fifteen and she's naked

basically

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i made a video for a freshman english class and had to show it in front of my peers and then answer questions and the only question asked of me about fifty times was "are you a sex pervert" and i didn't know what to say

https://vimeo.com/81455739

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i watched this movie with a girl on netflix and we both fell asleep about halfway thru  and when she woke up she was like "okay what should we do now !!" like she didn't even care that we missed the entire second half of igby goes down

i went home and watched the rest myself and was gonna text her "hey this movies really good" but like it wasn't even worth it if she wants to go sleep go sleep

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i think some gay dude followed me on tumblr so i was like 'shit i better post something don't want this blog to seem like its dead' and he immediately unfollwoed me cuz i used the word 'gay' in that post

I'm using tumblr very incorrectly i think I'm not curating shit

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i been getting kinda annoyed recently when people show excitement over this new wes anderson hotel movie cuz mr. fox and moonrise kingdom were probably his two worst movies and i don't expect this coming soon piece to be anything other than gay as shit and i feel like i want to offend those people because sometimes i feel offended when people talk trash on darjeeling 

but like not really annoyed cuz i haven't actually spoken to anybody about this hotel movie i just like seen trailers online and how annoyed can you get by just watching a trailer online for a movie you don't care about

i dunno i think the way I've been going about posting on this blog needs some refreshing thats all

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dunno why but i feel like this is how bodies r supposed to be just like in every direction at once

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hello