Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!
IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?
The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies
Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.
I don’t like that get them out
Okay…this is unsettling.
This post is actually my nightmare
Breaking News! You are full of eels!
#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)
our intestines are slimy eels squirming around inside us that’s so cool
what if like you and your lover both had your intestines hanging out and started cuddling and pushed a large part of what was hanging out into the hole in each others’ body and then like each of your mesenteric lining would automatically pull the other’s intestines in until they slot squishily into place and you’d feel yours get sucked in and feel yours sucking theirs in so you could cuddle while sharing intestines~ wouldn’t that be so romantic and intimate though?
another one of my kinks that counts as vanilla somehow














