Something Witty This Way Comes @fuzzysocksandweed - Tumblr Blog

Since it won't let me update my bio: early 30s, she/her, bisexual.

Just wanted to say a couple things:

• I don't show my face due to the nature of my job. Please don't ask.

• I try to put trigger warning tags on things I think might be triggering, but by no means will it be exhaustive. If there's a post you think needs one, let me know.

• No racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, classism, ableism, or capitalism

Thank you for being respectful. 🙏

Love this holiday. "Here, I spent $100 as a thank you for the childhood trauma."

#mothers day

ofallingstar

Hocus Pocus (1993)

Yo who bullied Sivi off tumblr?

lustloveandliars-deactivated202

Some days you wake up and think "I'm tired of being alive"

Then you get out of bed and keep on living

escuerzoresucitado

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I hate my fucking family and I can't wait to never see or speak to them again

viohra

The Angel of Death

FISTS YOU

And then you Die

viohra

Context: my teacher translated the verb “to grasp with one’s hand” as “to fist” since that’s kinda what it literally means, but you can’t translate it like that into English because “to fist” means something ENTIRELY different, but she doesn’t know that.

So she was explaining how they use the verb to describe the angel of death taking your soul — he rips your soul out of you with his fist. Now that’s pretty damn metal, but she said word for word “the angel of death fists you, and then you die” which is the single most terrifying and powerful sentence to ever grace my ears

cassidyrld

Op i appreciate the context but i was going to rb anyway no questions asked

grumpy-gh0st

Give me universal basic income just tax Elon and bezos just tax them it’s okay

teaboot

We gotta start taking "child having an absolute meltdown in public" not just as a circumstance to be compassionate about, but as the valuable opportunity it is.

I personally like to close my eyes and pretend I'm the one who's screaming.

Scream for us all, little nugget.

sandersstudies

Every time a child screams or cries out of nowhere I intentionally say “me too” or “couldn’t have said it better myself” or something similar before the parent can try to apologize.