Glamtronian 5000

Hiiieeee! The name's Alaska. Actually it's Justin, but if you call me that I'll absolutelly cut you, owkrrraaaay! I've done some shit back then, but I grabed life by the pussy and now I reside in the Drag Race Hall of Fame. RPDR Season 5 and All-Star 2. I have big nails, I don't wear wigs and my make-up is terrible. Buy my albuns on iTunes, get my merch and gimme all your money so I can buy drag stuff. ANUSTHING IS POSSIBLE! {Not real Alaska, just a RP blog for QOTR RP, so no bitch on me}

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When the squad is far too fabulous...

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Texting Meme:

Send me ☺ for a loving/affectionate text

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

Send me ♥ for a sexual/naughty text

Send me !! for a threatening text

Send me ☼ for a morning text

Send me ?? for a strange/vague text

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

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“Maybe I’m just crazy.” (Katya)

“Hell yeah, you are. That’s no secret. We all love you, nut balls. And that’s not a secret either.”

@yekaterina-zamo

[yekaterina-zamo]

“I feel so loved and insane!” Katya chimed, walking down the stairs to the hotel lobby to greet Alaska.

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“That’s because you are mad and because I’m right here.” Alaska smiled happy to Katya when they hugged. “Gurl, it’s been a while since we don’t spend some time together being nuts.”

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“Hell no!” Justin answered still noding. “No Shalaska, nomore!” He laughed the idea away.

“It’s just that it’s too cold out here and I want get to an hotel already. I’m done with this bus, I’m done with this camping shit.”

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❝ am i crazy? ❞ (Ganja)

Sure you are. Most of the time it’s Mary Jay’s fault, but you still pretty crazy. And the world belong to us, crazy people.

@cmoncannabus

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“Maybe I’m just crazy.” (Katya)

“Hell yeah, you are. That’s no secret. We all love you, nut balls. And that’s not a secret either.”

@yekaterina-zamo

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“How long will it take to get this thing fixed?” Justin noded. “I hate camping.”

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'jealous' sentence meme

❝ i don't like the way he's/she's looking at you. ❞

❝ i'm starting to think you want him/her, too. ❞

❝ am i crazy? ❞

❝ have i lost ya'? ❞

❝ even thought i know you love me, can't help it. ❞

❝ i turn my chin music up, and i'm puffing my chest. ❞

❝ i'm getting red in the face. ❞

❝ you can call me obsessed. ❞

❝ it's not your fault that they hover. ❞

❝ i mean no disrespect. ❞

❝ it's my right to be hellish. ❞

❝ i still get jealous. ❞

❝ 'cause you're too fucking beautiful. ❞

❝ everybody wants a taste. ❞

❝ everybody wants your sex. ❞

❝ that's why i still get jealous. ❞

❝ i wish you didn't have to post it all. ❞

❝ i wish you'd save a little bit for me. ❞

❝ protective or possessive, yeah. ❞

❝ call it passive or aggressive. ❞

❝ i'm the type to never sweat no chick/guy. ❞

❝ ain't nobody but you got me stressin' this way, you know. ❞

❝ now the struggle's always real. ❞

❝ girls/boys be steppin' in my face. ❞

❝ you're the only one invited. ❞

❝ how am i supposed to feel? ❞

❝ you're the only one invited. ❞

❝ i said there's no one else for you. ❞

❝ 'cause you know i get excited when you get jealous, too. ❞

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Buy it on iTunes.

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Adorable Starters

“Guess what I got you!”

“That looks cute on you.”

“Sorry I worked late today. Want to do something?”

“I just want to run my fingers through your hair.”

“I’m exhausted. Want to just cuddle?”

“Calm down. It’s okay. No one was hurt.”

“It’s a beautiful day. Want to have a picnic?”

“Want to marathon something on Netflix?”

“Care to dance?”

“That was a nice surprise. What’s the occasion?”

“You are so adorable!”

“There’s a festival this weekend. Want to check it out?”

“Does this look silly?”

“Plenty of room under the blankets…”

“Let me help you with that.”

“Can we just stay in today?”

“I cleared my schedule to spend all day with you.”

“How did you like the flowers?”

“I feel like going to the beach.”

[cmoncannabus]

“Is that my shirt?”

Ganja looked down at what she was wearing, pulling the material forward to get a better look at it. “Is it? That actually makes more sense. I grabbed it after I slept over and I thought it was Adore’s. I was wondering why she had one that fit me so well.” She did a tongue pop at the new realization.

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"Adore doesn't write 'ANUS' in red in her shirts." Alaska said it after checking Ganja's back. "Jealous. It fits you better than it fits me." The older one grabbed a small bottle of whisky he had in his pocket, opened and took a sip. "Anyway... I came to ask what are you gonna do tonight."

[xiaowenjun]

“Who were you with?”

Detox thought for a moment before responding. “Adore. Miss Fame.” He had to think a moment but he couldn’t come up with any more names. “I can’t think of any more, at least not from this tour. I made out with Laila once but that was it so it didn’t count. It’s mostly been trade on the road.” Maybe he was way too honest right now and oversharing, but he didn’t really care since it was Alaska and he had no secrets from her or Roxxxy.

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Alaska still get amazed on how easily Detox could talk about his sexual adventures. Even to his best friends, to which he kept no secrets, Laska was still a tiny bit shy to talk about it so loosely and that was one of the things that makes him love Tox. But as soon as he said Adore's name, Justin's face turned red. He thought he was getting over it, but staying with Danny in the same hotel room helped in no way, shape or matter. He tried to hide it, so Matt wouldn't notice it. Alaska tried to come up with something before Detox realized his face. "Wish I was getting some trade. Guys seem not to be interesting or I am not interested enough. Either way, I'm getting nothing."

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(Laganja): “You’re a terrible cook.”

“I told you that before you asked me to make food for you.” Alaska said unapologetically. “I can only do drag and you know it. I have almost zero housemaid abilities.”

[cmoncannabus]

Jay was still attempting to chew and swallow what the other had managed to concoct before giving up and spitting it back out into the palm of his hand before walking over to the trash and dumping everything in there. “This can’t be healthy,” he said and then added with a laugh, “Is this how you stay thin?“

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Justin let out an almost silent chuckle as Jay tried to eat the stuff that could barely be named food. Maybe out of politeness or something alike, he was trying to chew on that and he fought valiantly before taping out to that unbearable meal. "I'll take this as a read just because this thing must be hideous." Alaska walked next to the other. "No. I stay thin because I exercise at night. With dudes." He contorted his face in the typical weird smile he use to do.

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[text]: I hate that bitch.

[text]: Which one?

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[text]: Yeah, yeah. I may still be shaken about it... but I just wanna get over that asap.

[text]: That crush is actually messing up my freaking fucking schedule, hahaha

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(Laganja): “You’re a terrible cook.”

“I told you that before you asked me to make food for you.” Alaska said unapologetically. “I can only do drag and you know it. I have almost zero housemaid abilities.”

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ghostling:

Four Word . Prompts

“Please, come with me.”

“You’re always number one.”

“I can’t do this.”

“I won’t let you.”

“Maybe I’m just crazy.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“Honestly, just stop it.”

“I believe in you.”

“Don’t be an ass.”

“Who were you with?”

“Please talk to me.”

“I can’t trust you.”

“I need you, though.”

“Don’t be fucking rude.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“So, it was you.”

“I need to go.”

“Just stay with me.”

“You can trust me.”

“Alright, I love you.”

“I’m sorry, but no.”

“Will you help me?”

“You’re a terrible cook.”

“Can you shut up!?”

“You love me, right?”

“I really need you.”

“I don’t love you.”

“I’m not doing this.”

“I really need you.”

“You don’t want me.”

“Let me help you.”

“You’re such a bitch.”

“I can’t do this.”

“You think you’re funny?”

“Hey, I said stop!”

“Will you marry me?”

“Wanna go out sometime?”

“I don’t want this.”

“You always this quiet?”

“Are you fucking insane!?”

“I don’t want you.”

“I’m not wearing that.”

“Sorry, were you sleeping?”

“This was never right.”

“You look really tired.”

“I’m out of here.”

“You need to go.”