WHERE MY PEOPLE AT?!

Roxxxy Andrews. Most of the time I'm out partying in Orlando, but when Mother Ru calls, you answer. Mostly here for the drinking and the free food, also knowing my two main squeezes will be here is going to make it fucking fantastic. Look for me casually yelling WHERE MY PEOPLE AT? My people are required to shout back their location for me. bitch don't

[queenroxxxyandrews]

“Oh no, WOW knows I’m not about to sit in that dark ass basement and fake moan for a Youtube video.”

[butwiicked-deactivated20170228]

Starter Sentences: Fleetwood Mac Edition

“Don’t ask me what I think of you, I might not give the answer that you want me to.” “Rulers make bad lovers, you better put your kingdom up for sale.” “Is it over now, do you know how to pick up the pieces and go home?” “Listen carefully to the sounds of your loneliness.” “Like a heartbeat drives you mad, in the stillness remember what you had and what you lost.” “Baby, you can go your own way.” “One thing I think you should know, I ain’t going to miss you when you go.” “Take your silver spoon and dig your grave.” “I have no fear, I have only love.” “Tell me lies, tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.” “We live in a time when paintings have no colors, words don’t rhyme.” “You know all of our friends are gods.” “Listen to the wind blow, watch the sun rise.” “Damn your love.” “Damn your lies.” “She was lying with her legs around another man’s body.” “But she started crying when she saw my gun.” “Wouldn’t you love to love her?” “I’ve been afraid of changing ‘cause I built my life around you.” “Well, time makes you bolder.”  “I’m getting older too.” “Now when I talk to God I know he’ll understand.” “I’ll be your guiding hand.” “I wish you all the love in the world.” “Most of all I wish it from myself.” “You’re the poet in my heart.” “Thunder only happens when it’s raining.” “You could be my silver springs.” “I would be your only dream.” “Now you tell me that I’m crazy.” “That’s nothing that I didn’t know.” “She is like a cat in the dark.” “And then she is the darkness.” “She’s a black magic woman.” “She’s trying to make a devil out of me.” “Don’t stop, thinking about tomorrow.”

[rpmemeries]

❝30 more texts to send to my muse:❞ | Sentence Starter

Warning(s): Threats, Alcohol, Emotional Distress, Vaguely NSFW(?) 

[ text ]: If you are my theoretical problem child, I have it easy.

[ text ]: I hope there was no real malice behind those threats.

[ text ]: I’m watching a really weird dog video again.

[ text ]: Yes, I am a die-hard minion fan.

[ text ]: He made love to a hotdog.

[ text ]: I’m putting you down as a solid ‘maybe’.

[ text ]: I think I’m ready to sell my soul.

[ text ]: Well clearly I am the scrub in this situation.

[ text ]: I have missed Bruce Banner so much.

[ text ]: Someone just told me milk is a capitalist construct.

[ text ]: You’re not coming out to drink with me? Booooooooo!!!

[ text ]: [Name], of course Satan is real! Silly!

[ text ]: New rule: I am not allowed to be left unsupervised. Ever.

[ text ]: I am vegetating. I think I’ve finally become a potato.

[ text ]: [name], your face sums up my entire existence at the moment.

[ text ]: I just sat and made a list of things to do just so I can avoid doing them.

[ text ]: I’m not sure why I was left in charge or allowed to be an adult but this is terrible. You’re terrible.

[ text ]: Pretty sure I have an iron liver at this point.

[ text ]: Turns out screaming solves a lot of problems.

[ text ]: I think I aged horribly overnight. My soul feels like it is 97. …No, 98.

[ text ]: You remind me of original flavoured crisps. Salty.

[ text ]: I feel like I’m the human equivalent of a spork. Conceptually a great idea but absolutely useless in practise. Or purpose.

[ text ]: No. We’re not doing it. I’d have to clear like eight schedules to even leave the house.

[ text ]: Do you have a cardboard box I can live in?

[ text ]: So, who wants to help me burn some legal documents?

[ text ]: Pretty sure I spent like an hour talking to a cat last night because I was drunk and the cat was lonely.

[ text ]: For the record, anything drunk me said is not legally binding.

[ text ]: I’m leaving today so you’re obligated to care.

[ text ]: I won’t lie, I am a little jealous of your ability to dance to even the trashiest  of music with some level of grace.

[ text ]: Do we have a code-word for ‘my life is falling apart and I’m about to scream really loudly and cry but ah, yes I am adult,’? 

[queenroxxxyandrews]

My muse thinks they’re alone and is doing some very provocative dance moves. Send me 💃 for your muse to catch them.

[theinboxmemebook]

Send “C’MON” for my muse to take yours to somewhere they’re not allowed to go!

Or send “Are you sure?” for the other way around!

[chandlerwatches]

the breakfast club, part 2. written & directed by brian hughes.

when have you ever gotten laid?

what are you talking about?

nothing, nothing. let’s just drop it, we’ll talk about it later.

little pig!

he is lying!

why didn’t you want me to know you were a virgin?

it’s my personal, private business.

i think it’s okay for a guy to be a virgin…

you won’t accept a guy’s tongue in your mouth, but you’re gonna eat that?

isn’t life swell?

stupid, worthless, no good, god damned, freeloading, son of a bitch.

fuck you!

is that for real?

that’s bullshit.

you don’t believe me?

did i stutter?

he lies about everything anyway!

being bad feels pretty good, huh?

you don’t know what you’re talking about!

that son of a bitch!

keep your fuckin’ hands off me!

are you threatening me?

it was an accident!

i’m not a thief!

nevermind, forget it.

eat shit!

go away.

do you have any idea how completely gross that is?

obviously she’s crazy if she’s screwing her shrink!

i’m not a tease.

sex is a weapon, you use it to get respect.

i don’t have any friends…

you’re so conceited.

why’re you being so nice to me?

you lost?

[rcmus]

Appetite For Destruction starters

“If you got a hunger for what you see, you’ll take it eventually.“

“You can have anything you want but you better not take it from me.”

“You’re in the jungle baby, you’re gonna die!”

“I got one chance left in a nine live cat.“ 

“Sometimes it’s easy to forget where you’re going.”

“And every time you think you know just what you’re doing, that’s when your troubles exceed.“

“Buy me something to eat, I’ll pay you at another time.“

“Why I’m here I can’t quite remember.“ 

“I must be losing my mind.”  

“But school starts much too early.”

“This hotel wasn’t free.”

“Everyone needs love, you know that it’s true.”

“Someday you’ll find someone, that’ll fall in love with you.”

“You know that I remember when we met.“ 

“It’s funny how I never felt so high.”

“I wanna stay together till the very end.“ 

“Darling you’re the only one.“

“I hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain “

“Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place.“

“I’ve got a tongue like a razor.”

“I might be a little young but honey I ain’t naive.”

“I’ve seen everything imaginable pass before these eyes.”

“If you need a shoulder or if you need a friend, I’ll bee here standing until the bitter end.”

“Don’t ever leave me, say you’ll always be there.”

“All I ever wanted, was for you to know that I care.”

[headbetaincharge-a]

Send me a ‘☆’ for an my muse’s instagram feed featuring yours.

[fvck-5000-blog]

[text]: I hate that bitch.

[text]: Which one?

[queenroxxxyandrews]

fvck-5000:

[text]: Woozies… that’s a way nice word to describe some of the relationships I’ve put myself through

[text]: I wouldn’t say I like him… it’s just a crush. I’ll get over it soon

[text]: It shook me at first, but it faded away. My friends are more important than any guy I may crush in.

[text]: You probably know about it, huh?

{ text } I only bully Jinkx. Besides, I like to think though they were out there, they really taught you a lot. 

{ text } What’s the different, Thunderpussy?

{ text } I don’t wanna lie, cause I do know about it. However, I understand being shook by it. I know we’re more important but at the same time, it’s never easy to hear shit like that.

[fvck-5000-blog]

[text]: I hate that bitch.

[text]: Which one?

[queenroxxxyandrews]

fvck-5000:

[text]: With me? No much.

[text]: After some fucked up relationships, I thought it would be ages untill I get able to feel something for somebody, but fucking life slaped me in the face and made me crush on a guy as messy as me.

[text]: And that shit is kinda… shaking me up? idfk

[text]: And I just found out a friend of mine is kinda fucking him…

[text]: but it’s just some of those days in Alaska’s life… 👍

text }  You had some woozies of a relationships, that much it true. Hey, what’s life without being bitch slapped into even more mess. 

text } So you really like him, huh? Ouch  about the friend fucking kinda. Especially if you’re shook over it. 

[queenroxxxyandrews]

cmoncannabus:

YAS GAWD!! 😍😍 Feel your fantasy, mawma. I’d kill for a Roxxxy Andrews look.

Bitch, you know I am. I have a small hit list for this to become a possibility. 

[fvck-5000-blog]

[text]: I hate that bitch.

[text]: Which one?

[fvck-5000-blog]

[text]: BITCH!

[text]: But since I love you, let’s blame her

[queenroxxxyandrews]

{ text } That’s my title girl, don’t wear it out.  I can get behind this logic. Now catch me up on what’s been going up.

[queenroxxxyandrews]

fvck-5000:

That bitch’s funny as hell. Good to be around. Better with a beard. Boomer. My ass will never forget that dick. I believe he rearranged some of my internal organs. I don’t know, what I know is that I left very very very satisfied.

Snake refugee… haha. Don’t forget to tell family and friends to donate too, haha.

Willam went from that bitch to DAMN D A D D Y  with that beard, to be honest. I don’t see how anyone survives a Boomer fucking without interal organ damage. Throat damage too. He was so blessed with his cock. 

I gotta look out for your newfound family, right? 

[queenroxxxyandrews]

[text]: If he’s into you and he’s got a girlfriend, what does that say about his character?

{ text } Characterwise, he’s sketchy as fuck. But it really depends on if he’s fuck worthy or not.  Plus a faggy little bottom with a girlfriend is always looking for that top.

[xiaowenjun]

{ text } You’re the best best friend in the world. And I haven’t had a breakdown because I actually have weed, plus Ganja joined us on tour so there’s probably an unlimited supply now–I’m not sure where she keeps it but I know it’s there somewhere. (Maybe she grows it out of her ass.)

{ text } Nooo we fucked like two years ago maybe? When she was with her old boyfriend lol before there were feelings involved beyond friendship. I’m a fucking mess, I know. And I’m a baby right now, I just want a teddy bear to cuddle with at night.

{ text } Please, I’d make Sharon my bitch. I already know too much and I’m afraid I’ll blab more than people (Alaska) would want me to share.

{ text } But fuck it, it’s Adore

[queenroxxxyandrews]

{ text } Thank you even when you’re wrong. When you’re right, you’re right. You know that she does, I doubt that she’s going anywhere without her supply of green ever again. 

{ text } Okay good. Not that I would judge you about it, but at the same time. Yeah, you’re mess but the same time, you’re my mess, so we’re going to accept you and the mess. When did these feelings start developing? Awe, D. 

{ text } I would like to see this happen, tbh. You don’t have to share, but I always assume we all know the other’s business to an extent. Adore Delano, the messy cat slut?

{ text } Damn. 

[queenroxxxyandrews]

[text]: If he’s into you and he’s got a girlfriend, what does that say about his character?

{ text } Characterwise, he’s sketchy as fuck. But it really depends on if he’s fuck worthy or not.  Plus a faggy little bottom with a girlfriend is always looking for that top.

[xiaowenjun]

{ text } I may have cried over it and I may have gotten angry at myself, but even if I do want to do something about it, he’s taken and I’m sort of friends with his boyfriend too so fuck me. 

{ text } The question mark… sometimes I really wonder why he talks to me the way he does 😩😩 we fucked before and she should know better, plus the boyfriend confronted me once before I even realized I felt this way

{ text } Also apparently I’m fucking a guy Lasky likes. There is not enough ass in the world.

[queenroxxxyandrews]

{ text } Baby...Okay, I feel like the most terrible best friend in the world right now. This is too much, how are you not having a Ganja breakdown right now? Is it someone I know? 

{ text } Have you ever asked? Wait you fucked? Like...while she was with the boyfriend, that you’re  friends with? The fuq...this is the definition of shook right here. Detox...bitch, how are you right now? All of this is not things you deeal with.

{ text } Is Sharon on the bus? I haven’t heard any bus stop jokes. Wait, she’s a top too though...Who?

[queenroxxxyandrews]

fvck-5000:

Ha! Willam! That fucking gorgeous bitch’s too devoted to anything. Boomer? I don’t know. No, seriously, only once. That cock destroyed me for at least a day. It’s H   U   G   E and I enjoyed every little inch of it. Don’t forget to tell Boomer to contribute, haha.

We all love each other, now let’s spread this love to the world!

That bitch gets fucking coint. It’s fun to watch. Yeah, like you don’t know Boomer. Just once? Bitch. I’m sure you did, everyone does. Has anyone every left him and felt unsatisfied? Nope. I’ll make sure to do so.

I’ll just donate to your snake refugee. 

[fvck-5000-blog]

[text]: I hate that bitch.

[text]: Which one?

[queenroxxxyandrews]

fvck-5000:

[text]: After this, I don’t think I’ll ever eat cheetos again.

[text]: They have Coco’s face now

{ text } Happy to have ruined them for you.