MISLAY OF CONTROL

Female. 28 years old.💄👠💍🐱🐶🍄🍁🌎☀️🍑🍕🍣🍦🍺🍷☕️🍴🏊🏼🏋🏼🎤✈️🏖🌇🌉📱📷💵🔮🛌❤👭👫👸🏻👊🏼😻🤓😁️♎️💯♻️🎶🇺🇸🇵🇷Connecticut. Semi-adult. Massachusetts born and raised. Dirty hippy. Marijuana enthusiast. Constantly caffeinated. Modern day shaman. Mouth like a Sailor. Gym rat. Cat mom. Food lover. Patriots & Bruins fan. Workaholic. I love the beach, gelato, wine and good weed.

[fvckcvntqueen]

[fvckcvntqueen]

[astronomyproblems]

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve

but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars

like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow

like wtf

[pastelmercutio]

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

[parfaerie]

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

[killer-pineapples-blog]

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

i’m fucking crying

[mysral]

As this handy little chart says:

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

I FINALLY FOUND THIS

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[fvckcvntqueen]

I miss Tumblr porn gifs.

[kittenplaylist]

Eugenie de Sade (1974) - Jesús Franco

[motherish]

[clothsofgoldd]

[aggrokawaii]

forest puppy

[fugaazi]

that’s a deer

[daniel-noise]

its a forest puppy

[fvckcvntqueen]

I’m Back!

[minjiminjiminji]

XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming. 

[After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.”

[asteraceaeblue-deactivated20181]

For the “Earth’s climate has changed before” crowd.

[bergymarchy]

Round 3 - Game 2

the bruins now have three mayors on the team

[awisemanoncesaidnothing]

[sizvideos]

[fvckcvntqueen]

& a touch of elegance to go with her devilish demeanor 😇😘

[fvckcvntqueen]

You never met a bad bitch like me before

[fvckcvntqueen]

It’s been a while

[tallwife]

Voldemort Roleplay 18+

Ah, ‘ello there… Would you like to join me for a cuppa tea? 

[neenarchive]

‘ello mister voldemort gov’na two sugars please! could u say a little somefing for my yewchube channel?

[tallwife]

Voldemort’s smile fades as he stares deadpan at the fellow British YouTuber. Tracer’s channel has more subscribers than him, and it does NOT make him feel Gucci. 

…….. of course, but first follow me into my cellar filled with delicious cheeses. 

[neenarchive]

tracer squints into the cellar and takes a greedy handful of cheese from a barrel marked ‘dairy free’. she’s not real hungry but she can’t afford to show weakness in front of her new friend and possible future YouTube collaborator….

oi fook yum how did u know how much i love cheese? this dairy free gouda sure is tastie mister voldemor-

wait…. wot are u doin’ love?

[tallwife]

[neenarchive]

lacticus doloricus… the fourth forbidden curse

HNNNG OH FOCK NO MY LACK TOES INTOLERANTS

[tallwife]

HAH wench! Now how will you make those pizza review videos? I own the British pizza review YouTube niche now.

Now go make some second rate ‘Let’s Play’ series like every other mediocre YouTuber.

[neenarchive]

oi……. don’t forget……… to loike….. comment….., an subscroibe…..

[watercolorworld-kit]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.