beautiful polyamorous women want to put money in your tits

jude | he/him | 23 | jewish | NO MINORS | i like mcr lots | the destiel camp counselor | absolutely destroyed by ilya rozanov gender envy

[wayoutnowheres]

pinned post

as my bio says i’m jude etc. human shaped cat/dog/wolf brained thing. this is my only blog so there’s no theme to anything i post. if you know me irl and i didn’t intentionally give you this url check in with me before you follow.

the no minors rule is VERY serious. i will block you. i also reserve the right to block for literally any reason from “you’re an active bigot” to “you added annoying comments in my notes too many times.”

main tags: original posts tagged greenie.txt, with images also tagged greenie.png, asks tagged greenie answers

other tags i use: jude music recs (spotify links), my beloved mutuals (asks from/posts tagged for me by mutuals), the babycats (posts about my cats Leo and Toby), greenie’s vent tag (exactly what it sounds like), greenie goes to college (posts about school), me and who (posts about love/human connection), poetry (self explanatory)

[robertfagden]

real person facts with evidence

[robertfagden]

real person reasonable assumptions

[wayoutnowheres]

i think ive read every shanebortion fic there is at least twice and i will keep reading them. myshane does NOT want to be pregnant he would kill himself

[lesbianprophecy]

what the fuck was that

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[cuppydogshane]

They Said I Would Never Do Another One..............

(hollanov x a place you can meet me - carol ades)

[wayoutnowheres]

some good noises in hereeeee

[wayoutnowheres]

burnt my fucking hand making dinner. so on the one hand yayyyyyyyy delicious meal on the other hand ouch ouch ouch ouch owwwwwwwww

[sabertoothwalrus]

aughhhhh my head hurtds #mygrain

[smllscallywag]

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

[stateownedslut]

Anna Archive was a goddess of knowledge worshipped in the early 21st century[1][2]. Cultists of Anna would frequently move the shrines dedicated to her from place to place in great secrecy[1][3], requiring worshippers to possess secret information in order to access the far greater knowledge provided by worship, possibly as a form of sacrifice[Original research?]. Worship of Anna is associated with the increased enforcement of intellectual property rights at the time[1][4], as well as greater inaccessibility of academic materials due to the late-imperial academic crisis[5][6][Failed verification.]. It has been suggested[By whom?] that the name Anna Archive may be the origin of the word archive, referring to a repository of information[7].

[actuallysara]

HUDSON WILLIAMS | Peloton

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[wayoutnowheres]

mentally comparing hockey goals/goalies with soccer and having a good giggle

[umbrageliker]

researchers at MIT have proven their hypothesis that "eyeballin' it" is the most accurate form of measurement

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[dykecinema]