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[astrologyqueenn]

i want passionate people in my life SO BADLY. i want to travel and do fun, wild, memorable things with people. i want to have great conversations about love and relationships and poetry, things that just set your soul on fire. i don’t want to waste my 20s thinking that nobody is the same as me and wants the same things that i do. i need friends that are the same as me. i crave deep human connection so fucking badly. i need people that are willing to get up and leave everything behind just for once in a lifetime experiences. i know there are people like me out there. there has to be. 

[fvckshitbitch]

does bram like not have to pay for the ferris wheel? how come he gets a free ride?

[fvckshitbitch]

me: *thinks about the exhale scene*

me: SJKIFKKWKALDK *bawls eyes out*

[fvckshitbitch]

when I watched Love, Simon with my brother, we got to the part where Simon orders the 5 iced coffees and my brother blanked and asked “why are there 5? is Martin part of the group now?” and I just looked at him for a second before he realized his mistake

[fvckshitbitch]

plot twist: love, simon was just an ad for oreos the whole time

[fuckassmcgee]

2018 Predictions

• Donald Trunp will make up an assassination attempt against him (not stage one, just say it happened)

• Very brief trend of wearing shirts inside out

• Hackers will attack Ajit Pai and uncover some sort of secret fetish of his (my guess is piss or feet but who can say)

• Mothman sighting will re-emerge followed by most likely another bridge collapse or maybe a building

• Someone (Florida Man) is gonna try (and fail) to eat a crocodile alive

• Boston Dynamics is finally gonna make a robot you can ride

• A prank youtuber will do a livestream where they will actually get murdered for real

• The Hot New Meme™ will just be screaming (think rickrolling but 1000× worse)

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

[wyldhippie]

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

3/8 let’s go

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s not even February yet

[painlessnostalgia]

Save us

[fvckshitbitch]

dan and phil don’t need to adopt a dog they’ve already got dan

[fvckshitbitch]

i want to meet dan and phil, but if i ever did they'd be gigantic. i'm small, 5 feet, and they're over a foot taller than me like wtf i wouldn't even be able to hug them properly

[meltakposts]