now, if i give you the funk

you gon take it? carla • 20s • she/they • gay somehow just not sure in what way mostly q’d

[barsilaybdroer]

daily clicks for palestine

donate to feed refugees in rafah

spreadsheet of gofundmes to evacuate families

fundraiser for esims for gaza

orgs to donate to

[hotvampireadjacent]

[qabu-deactivated20170910]

Poop is shaped like that cuz it was in ur in test tons

[gorgonsach]

i wish these university types would stop shoving their higher education in my fucking face

[guooey]

[guooey]

[hitmyvape]

this is making me almost cry laugh right now. dude, how is this movie a genuine love letter to cinema

[swissarmymanbf]

good music should beat the shit out of you

[exeggcute]

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[exeggcute]

can you imagine.

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[dogpuppy]

[probuccalfat]

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

[hamotzi]

tomatoes and my cat ophie 🍅🐈

[ankle-beez]

[doubleca5t]

Hollywood truly does always take the wrong lesson from its success stories

[segamascott]

daddy's they

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

just found out i can enter buildings without asking if i just drive my maserati through the front door. weve never been so back

[txttletale]

i'm not generally one to get overly precious about etymology but its fucking insane to me that people still call things "highbrow" and "lowbrow". Like amiguitas those words are about Skull Shape

[txttletale]

"that fart joke was something that someone with a racially inferior skull shape would enjoy" <- normal thing to say somehow

[sm2k99]

the for you page thinks I'm a gnome

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny