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hplyrikz

I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.

Sylvia Plath (via hplyrikz)

hplyrikz

Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.

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findyourselfinyoursails

When you know, you know The ringing in your ears will stop The purple flowers on the tree in your backyard will finally bloom You’ll get excited about anything and everything yellow The streetlights that have been burnt out for years will illuminate your path again Her hands will fit in all of the spaces you thought you lost in the fire You’ll learn that sometimes thunderstorms turn into sun showers

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wnq-anonymous

A negative mind will never give you a positive life.

Anonymous (via wordsnquotes)

yngmelanin-blog

hplyrikz

Everything I love here

mydruggedthoughts

my feelings are hurt as fuck but i’m chillin lmao

olivialovesleggings-deactivated

If this ain’t me

pennyhopped

So today I was waiting for the bus after I got my hair cut and this guys sits next to me.

Guy: you look like a lesbian.

Me: what?

Guy: you look like a lesbian, your hair is too short.

Me:so?

Guy: So guys don't like it.

Me: and I should care because...?

Guy: you're not gonna get laid with that hair.

Me: well, thankfully I like women even more than you so trust me, I am gonna get laid.

Guy: oh, you're into chicks? That's hot.. Apart from the hair I'd fuck you.

Me:...

Guy:...

Me: I CHANGED MY MIND YES TAKE ME I'M YOURS!

Guy: what?

Me: (SCREAMING LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD IS HERE) OH SHIT SLAM ME AGAINST THAT WALL AND FUCK ME IN THE ASS PLEASE DO IT OH GOD I NEED YOUR DICK!

Guy: you're fucking weird. (stands up)

Me: OH... OH WHAT'S WRONG? AM I MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?! WELL, THAT SUCKS, BOOHOO PRINCESS! NOW GO BACK TO THE PIT YOU LIVE IN AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!

(Guy leaves. I sit down)

Old lady sitting next to me: that was faboulous.