I have to get dressed so that I don't look too lazy when I go out to pay the gardener.
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I have to get dressed so that I don't look too lazy when I go out to pay the gardener.
(submitted by lifetheuniverseandeverythinginit)
I cant find the right balance between my fan and my electric blanket.
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I went to go babysit for an hour and the kids didn't know what their own wi-fi password was.
(submitted by princess-absahail)
I type so fast that my expensive fake nails keep hitting the wrong keys.
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The only power socket near my massage chair is "Plasma Display Only".
(submitted by chrmzn)
I want to enjoy my beer in the garden but the wifi doesn’t work out there.
(submitted by loveiseveryone)
I get embarrassed while I watch the maid wash my dirty lacy underwear that require to be handwashed.
(submitted by Gece)
Another Asian person set next to me on the bus. Now people probably think he's my dad.
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I can’t fit a cocktail table in my family room because it blocks the foot rest on my reclining sofa.
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It pisses me off when good-looking athletes lose. It adds a somewhat depressing dimension to masturbating to them.
All that trouble memorizing Seinfeld quotes, for naught!
The division of labor between my 'wearing to the club' t-shirts and my 'cleaning house/working out' t-shirts is becoming muddled.
I'm overscheduled for Comicon.
I quit segregating the white from the colored laundry as a protest against linguistic ethnocentrism, but now my nice white shirts are all dingy.
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I want to start smoking to complete the “Disenfranchised Poet” look that I have been cultivating with my wardrobe. But I hate the smell of smoke, and the e-cigarettes require a USB port to charge and I have none available on my PC.
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Every time I download a language learning app in order to be able to order food 'authentically' at my favorite ethnic restaurants, the waiter asks me to confirm my order in English.
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I'm starting to feel the same way about people who drink Gatorade even though they aren't athletic that athletic people who drink water instead of Gatorade feel about me.